Stories I'm reading:

• Jeff Eben for Prom King
• Mind Games
• Would-Be Rapist

Going Greek--As I've already mentioned, I'm not Greek but it was a bit disconcerting how certain aspects of the Portokalos family were frighteningly similiar to my own (sans the Windex). Although a bit formulaic and predictable, I laud the "risky" decision to keep writer Nia Vardalos as the lead and not to replace her with some big-name star who admittedly might have looked prettier on-screen but probably would not have brought the same kind of down-to-earth appeal Vardalos did. (And I'm ever so thankful that they cast Sex and the City cutie John Corbett.) Nevertheless, while I found My Big Fat Greek Wedding to be a delightful film, as far as mix-raced marriage movies go, I still prefer Fools Rush In starring Chandler... er... Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek. Salon

Meatmarket.com--Attention online daters! Are you really who you say you are? Didn't think so... Salon

"Official US websites altered to appease conservative crackpots" NYT

New stories: Bill's Dilemma by zulator and The Tale of Doriah Zahn by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading: From Peirced Skin's site

• The Disappareance of Anthony
• Buster
• Muscle Bear
• A New Direction
• A New Assignment

Equilibrium--Unlike most films I watch these days where I've read a review or two about them before heading off to the theaters, I based my decision to watch this movie purely on knowing who the stars were: Christian Bale (American Psycho) and Taye Diggs (Ally McBeal). I literally had no idea what it was about or what to expect and it turned out to be a very nice surprise. Fine it's derivative ("Matrix rip-off"); sure it's a bit slow in the beginning; yes, blah blah blah--I don't care. It was frickin' cool! Just remember this word: Gun-Kata.

Celebrity photographer Herb Ritts dies

Raelian group claims birth of first human clone--I'm taking a wait and see attitude but if you ask me their spokesperson Brigitte Boisselier looks a little... spaced-out. (Doesn't diminish the claim though.)

Happy Pantheistic Winter Solstice! Er... that didn't come out too nicely did it? Oh, fuck political correctness--Merry Christmas! And since you've been both naughty and nice (you wouldn't be reading this right now if you weren't ), I made sure to get these stories posted today.

New stories:

• A Rick Fantasy and Tricks by chester
• Power of Attorney and Cancel My Playboy Subscription by magister
• Vern's Vacation by zulator
• A Forced Change of Lifestyles by fucil99

Stories I'm reading: Re-reading actually. Here's some ho-ho-holiday-themed muscle stories for your enjoyment.

• A Christmas Miracle
• A MassX Xmas
• Santa Shapes Up

"Two" down, One to Go--I knew what I was getting into when I went to watch the premiere last Saturday night. It was more or less the same feeling I got a year ago after watching The Fellowship of the Ring--that I have something great to wait for and knowing that all those months of heightened anticipation will be rewarded by an experience so wonderful, so worthwhile. I totally agree with the New York Times review: "The most incredible accomplishment of 'Towers' is that at its heart it is a transition film that lasts nearly three hours and holds the viewer's attention." Well, that's going to be another twelve months before the conclusion comes into theaters. At least, I'll have my LOTR Fellowship DVD to keep me company. (And yes, just in case you were wondering, I did get the bookends! ) Salon

JRR Tolkien -- enemy of progress

The Two Towers Protest--Puh-leeeze.

The Two Towers Protest Protest--Now that's much better.

How can I not link to this? The Two Towers is Homo Slang For Erect Hobbit Penises

Stories I'm reading: More great stuff from Hooder

• The Game
• Genital Persuasion
• Tight Jeans

Coffee, Tea, or Should We Feel Your Pregnant Wife's Breasts Before Throwing You in a Cell at the Airport and Then Lying About Why We Put You There?

New stories: Becoming Ron by zulator and The Worst Night of My Life by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading:

• Army Sperm Bank (milking)
• The Baby Game (mf fd)
• The Order of the Rope
• Sailor Slave
• Tutor's Teacher

Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth

Stories I'm reading: From a new site I found, Kelly's Sexy Stories.

• College Jock Gets Ridden
• Guy Gets Turned Into A Cock Slave
• Two Guys Impress Photographer At A Shoot

"I used to believe my penis, would grow to such an insane length, that space aliens would land on it, and then take over the world."

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 12 - The Sands of Thai-me

New stories: I am very pleased and proud to announce that this website will host the Chester/Magister Archive with much thanks to Chester's invaluable assistance since this wouldn't have been possible without his backups! For Internet fuddie-duddies such as myself, it's a chance to relive the memories of the time when great gay hypnosis stories were few and far between and each one counted. Here are a couple of new stories to get it all started (again).

• Switch by chester (Revised and expanded)
• David Gets Done by magister

Also as part of this month's anniversary package, I added a few more links. If you know of a good site worth mentioning, please let me know.

On a related note, I did some research on the number 17 to find out if there was more to this number aside from being the name of the magazine and I discovered that "seventeen denotes a combination of spirit and order (10+7)" and today in particular marks the first day of The Feast of Saturnalia, one of the pagan rituals that Christmas absorbed/usurped. (There might be some of you out there interested in a do-it-yourself ritual. Remember, it's BYOB, bring your own banqueting robes. )

Personally, aside from launching this site on the 17th of July ("Site uploaded to Geocities"), I learned recently that I opened my Yahoo account last year on a 17th as well. (Freaky!) Let's see if I can't come up with something special on the seventeenth month anniversary of this website which incidentally falls on 17 Dec 2003, exactly a year from now. (How's that for looking ahead?) But as 17-strangeness goes, I'm practically half-baked; this guy takes the cake .

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 11 - Family Thais

New stories: Becoming Mark by zulator and How to Make a Cowboy Cry by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading:

• Boy on the Table (mm bond)
• Marine Training (nc anal fist uniform)
• The Contest (mm bond)

Someday, your prince will come--An oldie but goodie. Totally freaked me out the first time I saw it. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Stories I'm reading:

• Brother Tease
• Family Scandal
• Stripper Son

The Fluffer--To be honest, without Scott Gurney's amazingly hard body, this movie would have been a big piece of fluff. Salon

Stories I'm reading: Simply stimle-lating.

• Andreas
• Getting Into Preacher Boy's Pants, Part 4
• Trolley Cops, Part 4

JLA/JSA: Virtue and Vice--Yes... I know, I know. I spend waaaay too much time and money on comic books, but take it from me, this one is a great investment! David S. Goyer, Geoff Johns and Carlos Pacheco pull out all the stops and deliver the best JLA/JSA crossover story in years. The threats are credible (No pussy lame-ass second-class villains here), the characterizations are on-the-mark ("Hey, watch the hands."), and the art is gorgeous and bee-yoo-tiful. If you're a DC fanboy, you owe it to yourself to have this waiting for you under your tree.

Ride 'em cowboy! Yee-ha!

Stories I'm reading:

• Alien's Implants
• Dave's Best Friend
• Kid Growth
• Muscle Camp
• Pre-trip Conditioning

Almost Famous--I can't believe I haven't watched this movie sooner! What the hell was I thinking? Oh well, at least I've made up for it by buying the DVD and savoring every extra minute delivered by the Untitled Cut. Penny Lane was just so precious. Salon

New stories: The Abduction by zulator and Jeff and Trent by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading:

• Sex with a Married Man
• Staff of Pleasure
• Studs
• Str8 Stud in My Motel Rom
• The Stripper EroticStories FanClub

'Flexion deformity of the first metatarsal' ... 'Oh yes!'--Sure it's a foot fetish but this is ridiculous.

New stories: Win One Minute author Majash has very so kindly allowed to have his very hot straight seduction story posted on this site. Read Part 1 and Part 2. Also, for those who may have missed it the first time, ouijim's Hunter's Desk is also available here.

Stories I'm reading:

• Paper Route Rim
• Paul's Possession MSN Groups
• Prison Guard

Hot Snatch--I admit it. I only bought this movie because of Jason Statham. So sue me.

A "Fellowship" for Fanatics

Stories I'm reading:

• The Arrangement YahooGroup
• Dog Tags
• My Daughter's Ex-Boyfriend
• The Stalkers YahooGroup
• Warlock Journals

Think Metric--Or maybe not. Give me inches, feet and picas anyday. (God, I'm such a geek. I actually bought this book a few weeks ago--in hardcover.)

Stories I'm reading: More stuff from stimle. The man is on a roll!

• Amateur Night: 1 | 2 | 3
• Brett Gets Banged
• Damon's Demise
• Getting Into Preacher's Boys Pants Part 3
• Marat's Makeover: 1 | 2
• The Stud
• Trolley Cops: 2 | 3

Cool as Ice--Sorry Vin (again), but Pierce Brosnan proves that he is still the secret agent man with Die Another Day. Fast-paced, frenetic and funny at all the right places, the film features excellent effects, cool gadgets and great villains with Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens) and Zao (Rick Yune). Gotta love that down and dirty swordfight and that bitchin' car scene. My biggest complaint is the name of the uberweapon. Although I do get the familial reference, calling anything "Icarus" is just plain asking for trouble.

New stories: Capturing Moments in Time by zulator and Mark's Very Bad Day by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading:

• The Armored Car Guard
• Resurrection Harry
• Reverse Takeover Two

New story: Read Out of the Blue (mm hypno celeb ft). Come back to this page after you're done. This one goes out to rustyfarmboy and rubbercody.

All done? Ok, let me come clean about a few things:

1. I'm not into boybands. (Well, fine, one boy and I'll write about him soon.)
2. I'm not into rubber. (Do rubber duckies count?)
3. And, oh yeah, I hate smoking.

So, what business does a cigar-hating, *non-SYNC fan whose only experience with rubber is a certain fowl-like bathtub flotation device writing this story to begin with?

1. Well, one day my attention was drawn to a magazine cover that had a picture of a handsome young man on it. I thought, who's this stud? Imagine my surprise when I realized it was Justin albeit looking a bit older, more mature, and IMO, a lot more appealing.
2. Why not?
3. I can't deny the attraction of seeing a man with a coughstick hanging from his mouth. Call it the Marlboro Man effect.

What brought it all together was this rumor I read about Justin going to hypnotist Paul McKenna to help him get over his break-up with Britney Spears. (Who cares if it ain't true.) Anyway, hope you guys liked it. Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

Stories I'm reading: Hmm... sounds like I need to take a vacation soon.

• A Day at the Beach (mt incest)
• Sex on the Beach (tt)
• Lost on the Beach (tt)

The REAL sexiest man alive Salon

Stories I'm reading: I miss the ANCGS website.

• Blackmailing my Brother
• Blackmailed by my Brother
• The Cum Cycle

The Soul of Wit--Caught this on HBO and, man, what a great film. Emma Thompson gives her best performance since Sense and Sensibility as Vivian Bearing, a professor of literature who has been diagnosed with fourth-stage metastatic ovarian cancer and undergoes a rigorous experimental chemotherapy treatment that no one has been able to live through. It was also my first introduction to the works of 17th century poet John Donne. Based on the play written by Margaret Edson, Wit, simply, is wonderful. (And didn't hurt that Jonathan Woodward as Dr. Jason Posner was kinda cute too.)

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 10 - Vacation Thai-me

For those who have been following Larry Johnson's Gay Survivor Journals, head on over to his website Gay Comedy Journals to check ouk not only the blahs and bleahs of the remaining Survivors but also those bodacious bods of the amazing Racers (especially Guido Vito and Wonder Twins Kevin and Drew). Write him to let him know how much we love him.

Stories I'm reading: Three juicy stories written by Michael Moran. Muy bueno!

• John
• Jury Duty
• Saturday Night Stakeout

I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!--Imagine this: A world without any men at all... except one. Before you think "What is this? HELL?! No MEN? You've got to be kidding me!", let me assure you that despite the lack of testosterone, Y: The Last Man is hardly impotent. Part sci-fi, part social commentary, this seminal series shows that there is a market for this kind of excellent storytelling. Writer Brian K. Vaughn and artist Pia Guerra have literally taken the concept and ran away with it to places I could have never conceived. In a time where what women want is paramount, what's a man and his monkey to do?

Worth a Thousand Words Salon

New stories: Indian Trading Post by zulator and additional chapters added to The Warlock of Wedgemont High by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading:

• All Cock and Balls
• Don't Assume
• Look At It This Way
• The Massage
• Stripped

Superman for All Seasons--This classic tale written by Jeph Loeb, drawn by Tim Sale and colored by Bjarne Hansen chronicles Clark Kent's first year as Superman. What I love about it is that you don't have to be entrenched in continuity to enjoy the story--it's that accessible. Each chapter is told from the perspective of different members of the Superman family and thus provides unique insights into how they regard the Man of Steel: a son, a journalist, a friend and a hero. The hardcover edition is a highly recommended holiday present for both old and new comic book readers.

What Would Moses Drive? Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Devil in Me (musc fant)
• Samhaim Chanted Evening (fant)
• Dad, Me and the Horse Farm (mt incest)

Will the DVD save movies?--Some movies are meant to be seen on the big screen; some aren't. Some movies need THX sound quality; some don't. And some movies are meant to be enjoyed with friends as a group; and some can just as easily be enjoyed at home, alone. What's the point of all this rambling? Simple: there are loads of great movies (and TV shows) I could have never gotten to see if they weren't available for video rentals or outright purchase. DVDs are here to stay, and I, for one, am thankful for that. (And yes, I really do need to have the bookends.)

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 9 - Haiku Thai-me

Stories I'm reading: A stimle special! There's no other way to say it--this man is a goddamn genius! Along with a couple of other authoritarian authors, stimle has consistently come out with high-quality erotica that has left me completely drained and aching for more. There are three new stories and three others I didn't see archived in ASSGM. Since these are the original usenet articles, you need to scroll a bit past the mail headers to get to the meat of the stories. (Oh dear, did I say "meat"? <wink>)

• Getting Into Preacher Boy's Pants: 1 | 2 (mm/t oral drugs underwear)
• Harmin' Raab (mm nc rape celeb fanfic)
• Joaquin (mm nc rape)
• The Perils of Paolo (mmmm oral anal nc rape drug underwear)
• Taking Care of My Best Friend: 1 | 2 (mm bond nc)
• The Trolley Cops (mmmm nc rape oral anal chloroform drugs)

Why We're Going to War--This Salon cartoon by Tom Tomorrow perfectly captures the feeling I get whenever I watch US officials like Rumsfeld try to justify the war with Iraq on TV. Salon

It's that time of the month again, folks. BTW, did it occur to you that the word anniversary might have come from husbands giving their wives or partners "a nervous sorry" when they, for one reason or another, forget all about their anniversaries? Hehehe... sorry about that.

New story: So far, I noticed that I've written two main types of stories: the ones I finish in (more or less) one sitting and the ones that take me forever to finish. Snuffy and B2B: Brother to Brother are examples of the former and A Walker to Remember and this new one are examples of the latter--both of which I started on almost a year ago! Part of the reason is that when I get stuck with a story, rather than sit down and toil over it endlessly, I'm more likely to walk away from it until the time comes I feel I can continue it properly. Another is that I have quite a few other works in progress so it's just a matter of which one ends up being finished first. Better late than never, I suppose. Read the second spin-off to my Formula series, Eat Your Vegetables (So That You Could Grow Up Bring and Strong) (mt musc age progression oral anal incest). A special thanks to Aphex for accommodating my request to post this story outside his regular update schedule.

New links: I've incorporated a lot of the YahooGroups I frequent as well as some new sites in this batch of links.

I've also done some spring cleaning and trying out a new layout for my favorite stories. Didn't realize the lists would get so long so quick. <grin>

And, as always, I'd love to know what you think of the site or anything else you might want to get off your chest.

New stories: One Spicy Meatball by zulator and Lasitor Kane and the Book of Spells by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading: More muscle stories to shake your... er... a stick at.

• Big Little Rich Boy
• The Brothers
• Testing Sequence

Moonlight Mile--This film was written and directed by Brad Silberling who based the story on his experience after the death of his girlfriend, Rebecca Schaeffer of the sitcom My Sister Sam. At the time he was dating her over a decade ago, she was murdered by her stalker. As Joe Nast (Silberling's alter ego on the screen), Jake Gyllenhaal continues to impress me with his acting, this time with his portrayal of a young man having to deal with such a bitter loss.

Yahoo Privacy Issue--Yahoo groups has instituted another policy without informing its users. They are using "web beacons" to track users OUTSIDE of Yahoo's sites. You can opt out of this program. After you click on the "opt out" link, pay attention to the next page. The gray button that comes up CANCELS the opt out, so don't click it. The policy also notes that: This opt-out applies to a specific browser rather than a specific user. Therefore you will have to opt-out separately from each computer or browser that you use. [c/o ASSGM]

New morphs: A few more of my morphs have been available online since last week.

Stories I'm reading:

• Maintenance Man
• Flea Market Biker
• Educating Peter

Atlas Comics of Chicago has three very good features on their site: The 100 Greatest Artists, The 20 Greatest Inkers and The 25 Greatest Covers (plus something you'd have to see for yourself).

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 8 - The Breast of Thai-mes

Stories I'm reading:

• Bait and Switch (mm hypno)
• The Connection (mm hypno)
• My Best Friend's Dad (hypno)

Updated 15 Nov 2002: Kids these days sure grow up so fast--Well, that was a lot of fun. Got to see Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets on the big screen and though at times I felt like I was watching a chapter-per-chapter interpretation of the book (which I don't plan of reading anytime soon since I like coming into the movie without any expectations whatsover--and besides, I don't want to be the guy who shrieks loudly in the theater, "That's not how it was in the book! Fie! Fie!") the film itself was well-done, crisp, and, like I already mentioned, a whole lot of fun (even at 2 hrs. 30 mins. or thereabouts). I'm glad that they didn't have to spend so much time setting up the foundation and having to explain stuff like what a Seeker is anymore. Kenneth Branagh as Gilderoy Lockheart was absolutely delicious in his role; he was certainly the best person to have played such a pompous fop. But what I'm worried about now is how the third movie's going to be like with a much older cast and a new director. And I haven't even considered the fourth movie in 2005 until now. Guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there...

New stories: The Rest Stop by zulator (contains SNUFF) and An Interview with a Succubus by fucil99.

The Sandman Presents: The Furies--Aaauuugh! Couldn't... resist. Had... to buy... hardcover. Damn you... Vertigo! Three reasons why I couldn't stay away:

1. Mike Carey and his work on Lucifer
2. John Bolton's beautiful painted artwork
3. Neil Gaiman working as a consultant

As a one-shot, it gives people who aren't familiar with the The Kindly Ones a chance to catch up but for us Sandman fans, this is definitely a keeper! (Side note: I know that continuity between the mainstream DC Universe and Vertigo isn't always followed--and sometimes downright ignored. I guess I'll just have to place this story before the events that are currently happening in the pages of JSA.)

Stories I'm reading: Three hypno stories you probably haven't read.

• Book of Spells
• Hypnotic Games
• Hypnotic Tricks

The Transporter Rules--Rule #1: Jason Statham is a god (Sorry, Vin!); Rule #2: He should find more ways to take his shirt off (but he looks great in 'em too, I swear the man just oozes testosterone); Rule #3: Just watch the effing film, ok? Salon

Le Pacte Des Loups--One of the more entertaining French films I've seen in a while (probably because it wasn't very French to begin with <VBEG> Amelie was the last one I really, really liked). Samuel Le Bihan and Mark Dacascos kick major wolf butt. Hwoooo-taaah! Salon

Stories I'm reading: I couldn't wait till tomorrow; I just had to post these links to these amazing authoritarian stories from Hooder's site.

• All the Fun of the Fair
• The Devil Within
• Teaching Tony

So many men, so little time--I have yet to pick up my tongue from the floor. Whatta haul!

Stories I'm reading:

• Fitting Room Jock Seduction
• Frat Basement
• Reluctant Porn Star
• The Show of My Life EroticStories FanClub
• Unexpected Seduction

Home Sweet Home (Alabama)--"You married your cousin?"

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 7 - The Thai's That Bind

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New stories: The Bow Flex Man by zulator and A Twisted Test of Love by fucil99.

Stories I'm reading:

• 1313 Raven Lane (A Halloween Story) (musc)
• Breeding Stock Chapter 11 (musc)
• My Brother's Frat Brother (college)
• Paying Back the Milkman (mm oral anal)
• Rugby Teacher Wank (hs mast)
• Speedo Crush (hs oral)
• White Cross Coven (tt fant)

I am the Dragon--Ralph Fiennes, you light my fire. I recently watched him in Spider and so you can imagine my surprise when I saw how BUFFED he got. A few more pounds here and there and... WOOF!

Stories I'm reading: Every so often, I'll be linking those stories that caught my interest. If you think I missed out on anything worth mentioning, you know what to do.

• Calvin's Exam (auth)
• Playing with Dad (incest)
• Turning the Tables (athletics)

Best in Show makes me want to get a dog of my own. Knowing me, it would probably be a bulldog or a beagle. Last thing I want would be being pummelled by my own labrador.

Salon explores an Alternate TV Universe, where good, strange, quirky, original, and ultimately unmarketable TV pilots go to die.

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 6 - Thai a Little Tenderness

New stories: The Valet by zulator and The Warlock of Wedgemont High by fucil99.

British students to test condoms--I wonder if that survey sheet will have a checkbox asking for "point of entry"?

If this won't make you love Math, nothing will! (Requires Flash)

Here are some hypnosis stories I've "rescued" from the ASSGM newsgroup, where AFAIK, is the only place I've seen these posted. Amazing the stuff you can find with a little digging around, eh?

• Teen Baby by Luz Rojo (m/c, hypno, regression, humiliation, diapers)
• Kinky doctor get involved in teen boy Gay sex by Uncut Daddy (mt hypno)
• Ozzie's Odyssey: 1 | 2 (mt hypno)
• Conner's Story: 1 | 2 by Conner Smith (mm hypno)

New page: Erotica author ouijum (pronounced: "wee-yum") has kindly allowed me to post some of his stories on this website. Read Hunter's Desk.

Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone.--I love this film. Wonder if the Tao of Steve works on guys as well? Hmm...

Help for Chronic (and acute) Procrastinators--I don't know if this site is kidding or not.

The Best Religious Joke Ever

Gay Survivor Journal: Week 5 - The Thai-de Is High

Just in case the hypno people are wondering, no, I haven't abandoned you! In fact, I just posted a bunch of pics at the eroticgayhypnosis YahooGroup. (You need to subscribe to the group to view the gallery.) There's also a question for you: which of the 12 pics would you most like turned into a full story? Send me your choice and depending on the responses I get you may just get your wish! How's that for interactivity?

Uncle oSAMa says: I Want YOU to Invade Iraq--Yeah, let's give MORE people MORE reasons to hate the US even MORE.

Has it really been three months since this site went up? Amazing how time flies, eh? Before you know it, it'll be Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas.

In celebration for this first quarter anniversary, I've done some updates to the site. And since I forgot all about my first two anniversaries, there are triple the updates!

One new story: Here it is, the first spin-off to my Formula series. (Yep, there'll be more to come!)

• A Muscleman Monologue: A Formula Story

Two new pages: Now this site will also feature the works of body swap genius zulator and muscle theft master fucil99. With their generous permission, I'll be uploading their stories in the weeks to come.

• zulator's stories
• fucil99's stories

Three updated pages: I've added more of my favorite stories.

• Hypnosis
• Muscle
• Authoritarian

So, there you have it folks! I still have a few more stories in the pipeline and hopefully I'll be posting them soon enough. Do drop me a note if you feel like it--or if only to make me finish my stories faster. Like I said before, a little feedback goes a long way. <wink>

Find out who killed Farscape. Bottom line: it's up to the Scapers in the US to save the show by watching the second half of Season Four on SCI-FI en masse. For everyone else, all we can do is to help convince those people we know in the States who used to watch the show to give it another go. Let's not make the last eleven episodes of Farscape, the last!

War with Iraq is not in America's national interest

Gay Survivor Journal - Week Four: Hog-Thaied

Not in our name

President Bush has declared: "you're either with us or against us." Here is our answer: We refuse to allow you to speak for all the American people. We will not give up our right to question. We will not hand over our consciences in return for a hollow promise of safety. We say NOT IN OUR NAME. We refuse to be party to these wars and we repudiate any inference that they are being waged in our name or for our welfare. We extend a hand to those around the world suffering from these policies; we will show our solidarity in word and deed.

Green Lantern #155 wraps up "Hate Crime" in a not-so-neat package. Don't take that the wrong way. There isn't and shouldn't be an easy way deal with the trauma that was inflicted not only on Terry Berg but also on his friends and family. There are things you can't fix with a wave of a hand. For classic GL fans, the ending is quite the crowd-pleaser.

Updated 22 Nov 2002: Bachelor Party--Is Aaron Buerge as dumb as he looks? (And I do mean that in nice way, really.) Follow his sexploits in his quest to find the woman of his dreams.

Why are Clock Hands Pictured at 10:10? Betcha some of you never noticed that there were a lot of ads with analog clocks that were set to 10 past 10? I remember reading this article that some of the LED clocks used to display 10:10 as well.

New morphs: CJ of Musclemorphs.com has been so kind to group my morphs into one easy-to-access page in his site. There are a couple of new morphs there. Maybe you could let me know what you think of 'em <hint hint>. Once again, if you have any "before" pics you'd like morphed, drop me a line and let's see what we can work out.

Gay Survivor Journal - Week Three: Fit to be Thaied

New links: While I'm finishing up the story I'm working on now (yup, there's one the way!), here are some sites to check out and tide you over.

Gay Survivor Journal - Week Two: Sick and Thai-ered

I cum in peace. Hee hee.

The Gallery of Unfortunate Cards Hee hee again.

Lady Justice goes digital--I'm all for the Internet and all, but this would make for really bad television. I really can't see the drama of a judge reading the case from an email and typing in his verdict ala-Doogie Howser.

I find the defendant... <insert dramatic music here with cursor blinking>.

The Best Chain Letter Around

Hello, my name is John. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to ski with dolphins? Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shameless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email, again. Oh, by the way all you idiots out there... NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Gay Survivor Journal - Week One: Thaied to the Cross

I just finished watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What can I say? It's either you love it or you hate it, but for me there were lots to love like the Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry, you rock!) and especially Rocky Horror himself. (Too bad he never made another film after this.) Check out the DVD.

Been busy as a bee for the entire week, but I haven't forgotten about this site. Nosirreebob. The feedback form was working again almost right after I got a message from Geocities (Yahoo! wants your feedback for Support Case: 32620857). God, I'm now a number.

Updated 4 Oct 2002: Survivor 5's Jed Hilderbrand is a fine young man. Now I have a whole new reason to watch that show even though I'm almost sure he ain't gonna win. (Didn't bother to find out who won the last time 'til now. Vecepia was it? Nothing personal honey but that name sounds like a sickness.)

Also, read Larry Johnson's Gay Survivor Journal: Spicy Thai Appetizer (Women and Men) for a quick rundown of the contestants. Diatribe has spoken.

Save Farscape.

Why? Because aside from being one of the best science-fiction television shows ever, it's got everything we want: body swap (that scene with Chiana-in-D'argo and Rygel-in-Crichton... *phew!*... that's as close to sci-fi homoeroticism I've seen in a long while), statues, transformation, mind control, and shrinking. And it doesn't hurt that Ben Browder looks hot in leather. Oh yeah, he's quite the hairy hunk too.

New page: From A to SCI, here's my list of favorite gay and bisexual stories.

Updated 19 Sep 2002: Speaking of gay stories, don't miss out on Green Lantern #154 where a vicious act of gay-bashing leaves one of Kyle Rayner's friends at death's door. Judd Winick (best known for his stint in MTV's Real World: San Francisco) pens a tale close to his heart. It's a good sign where mainstream publishers like DC Comics take a chance to explore what used to be taboo topics such as homosexuality in a comic book medium. Read reviews here, here and here. (contains spoilers).

Does anyone else find this particularly creepy? I can just imagine a conversation between two girlfriends.

"Oh, what a beautiful ring you have!"

"Thank you; it was my grandmother's. But I must say, your ring is quite exquisite."

"Thanks. It was my grandmother."

See what I mean?

New links: Check 'em out! Especially The Bait Bus... too funny!

I've updated my favorite hypnosis stories page and started work on a new list. Once again if you have the time and inclination, please drop the authors a note telling them what you thought of their stuff.

New chapter: I really like when people put in good and interesting continuations to my stuff on CYOC. (I don't mind a little MF just as long as its FD.) Read Heeeere's Johnny. I'm still trying to figure out how to incorporate the transformation aspect in future episodes.

Read Katherine Gates's Morphing Mutant Sex Nerds, Unite!. With a title like this, how can you resist?

I also added some more of my favorite muscle stories.

New morph: It's a Hot Morph! (So that means you need UGAS to view it.)

New links: What would the Internet be without links? If British Telecoms got their way, we'd be paying them a lot of money. Those bloody bastards.

New page: Here's my list of favorite authoritarian stories. I really hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I did. And if I may make one request, that is if you haven't done so already, please send the authors some feedback. Even a small thank-you-note can already do a lot of wonders.

New links: Added a few more links. One of these days I'm going to have to clean house and classify them into separate pages but I think "that's a good thing"®.

® 2002-Eternity Martha Stewart

New page: Man, that was one hell of a week. I couldn't do anything else but download email. Anyway, the good news is that I've been able to continue writing again. While you're waiting, check out my favorite muscle growth & transformation stories. The lists for authoritarian and miscellaneous stories are up next.

New story: My first celeb hypnosis tale, Room Service: A Walker to Remember, is now posted online. Just my way of contributing to GayCelebMCStories. Again, a special thanks to Tom.

New story: For those of you who have been visiting the site the past week or so and wondering where my hypnosis stories are, well, the wait is over. Snuffy is here. (I'm changing the name from The Clinic once I remembered there was already a story of that name. Oh well, what are working titles for?) I've been told it isn't for everyone--and I agree--so please read the disclaimer. Thanks to Tom for posting it on his site.

New page: When I first came online (1996, would you believe?), there were hardly any gay hypno-erotic stories around. The only sites back then during the early days of the Net were MarkJo342's Confessions of a HypnoSlut, Steve's Hypnosis Story Archive, AgachakUK's M4M Hypnosis collection, and Magister and Chester's site. Now, thanks to MCStories (c/o ASSTR), eroticgayhypnosis and ASSGM, there are well over 300 stories available online and the list continues to grow, and so to all the authors who have contributed throughout the years, I give my most heartfelt (other body parts not mentioned) thanks!

Without further ado, I present my list of favorite hypnosis authors and stories. I plan to include my picks for muscle growth & transformation as well in the days to come.

New links: Some more links added today.

New morphs: Added some Morphs c/o Musclemorphs.com.

I've also changed the email form so you can send me messages anonymously.

New links: Added some new sites in the Links section

New story: Read my first ever body swap story, B2B: Brother to Brother, at the MGS Evolution Archive. Thanks to jockmorphr and zulator for the inspiration!

New stories: Added to new links in Stories to CYOC's Spelstorm Manor.

Comment: Adding functionalities.

Comment: Testing continues. Cascading style sheets are da bomb.

Comment: Site uploaded to Geocities

New chapters: Ty's Power -- The guys have fun at the park... and Time for Adult Swim

New story: The Formula