The Best Chain Letter Around

Hello, my name is John. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to ski with dolphins? Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shameless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email, again. Oh, by the way all you idiots out there... NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Gay Survivor Journal - Week One: Thaied to the Cross

I just finished watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What can I say? It's either you love it or you hate it, but for me there were lots to love like the Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry, you rock!) and especially Rocky Horror himself. (Too bad he never made another film after this.) Check out the DVD.

Been busy as a bee for the entire week, but I haven't forgotten about this site. Nosirreebob. The feedback form was working again almost right after I got a message from Geocities (Yahoo! wants your feedback for Support Case: 32620857). God, I'm now a number.

Updated 4 Oct 2002: Survivor 5's Jed Hilderbrand is a fine young man. Now I have a whole new reason to watch that show even though I'm almost sure he ain't gonna win. (Didn't bother to find out who won the last time 'til now. Vecepia was it? Nothing personal honey but that name sounds like a sickness.)

Also, read Larry Johnson's Gay Survivor Journal: Spicy Thai Appetizer (Women and Men) for a quick rundown of the contestants. Diatribe has spoken.

Save Farscape.

Why? Because aside from being one of the best science-fiction television shows ever, it's got everything we want: body swap (that scene with Chiana-in-D'argo and Rygel-in-Crichton... *phew!*... that's as close to sci-fi homoeroticism I've seen in a long while), statues, transformation, mind control, and shrinking. And it doesn't hurt that Ben Browder looks hot in leather. Oh yeah, he's quite the hairy hunk too.

New page: From A to SCI, here's my list of favorite gay and bisexual stories.

Updated 19 Sep 2002: Speaking of gay stories, don't miss out on Green Lantern #154 where a vicious act of gay-bashing leaves one of Kyle Rayner's friends at death's door. Judd Winick (best known for his stint in MTV's Real World: San Francisco) pens a tale close to his heart. It's a good sign where mainstream publishers like DC Comics take a chance to explore what used to be taboo topics such as homosexuality in a comic book medium. Read reviews here, here and here. (contains spoilers).

Does anyone else find this particularly creepy? I can just imagine a conversation between two girlfriends.

"Oh, what a beautiful ring you have!"

"Thank you; it was my grandmother's. But I must say, your ring is quite exquisite."

"Thanks. It was my grandmother."

See what I mean?

New links: Check 'em out! Especially The Bait Bus... too funny!

I've updated my favorite hypnosis stories page and started work on a new list. Once again if you have the time and inclination, please drop the authors a note telling them what you thought of their stuff.

New chapter: I really like when people put in good and interesting continuations to my stuff on CYOC. (I don't mind a little MF just as long as its FD.) Read Heeeere's Johnny. I'm still trying to figure out how to incorporate the transformation aspect in future episodes.

Read Katherine Gates's Morphing Mutant Sex Nerds, Unite!. With a title like this, how can you resist?

I also added some more of my favorite muscle stories.