Stories I'm reading: Spreading some Christmas cheer...

• Family Christmas
• Jingle Balls (mf)
• He Only Comes Once A Year
• My Christmas Elf (fant)
• Santa Claus is Cummin' (hs)
• Skipped by Santa (mb inc)
• A Soldier's Christmas (mf)
• The Yule Log

Nick Stabile--What do you do with a guy who thinks he's the son of Santa?

Mythology: The DC Comics Art of Alex Ross--Gorgeous. Simply gorgeous. This coffee table extravanganza breathtakingly showcases how one man "single-handedly redefined comic book art" from his early childhod sketches to the watercolor masterpieces he paints today. Read interviews here and here.

"I could not believe it. What man gives you a toilet seat for Christmas?"

Stories I'm reading:

• Alone No More
• Apple Valley Ranch
• The Betrayed
• Counseling in Canada
• Snowy Layover

Halo and Sprocket: Welcome to Humanity--If it weren't for the free online preview, I wouldn't have ended up buying this trade paperback collection of the misadventures of a human, a robot, and an angel by Kerry Callen. Sometimes it's nice to break away from superheroics from time to time.

What if men exclusively raised their children?

Stories I'm reading:

• Bodyguard
• Good Neighbors
• In Dreams
• My Roommate Mitch
• The Night the Lights Went Out

Ooooh, Tannenbaum! Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Doing Tommy Sheldon
• Photographs and Memories
• Sniffing Brother-in-Law
• Rory's Bat
• Tony the Wrestler

Grand Theft America [Thanks Pete!]

Stories I'm reading:

• Army Buddy's Son
• The Blizzard
• Big Top
• Definitely All Redneck
• Rod

Intolerable Cruelty--"George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones square off deliciously, but this '30s-style battle of the sexes from the Coen brothers never catches fire." Salon

Conspiracy Theories--Uncovering the facts behind the myths of September 11th 2001 [Thanks Pete!]

The Patriotism Police

Stories I'm reading:

• BoyToy Gardener
• Diesel (mt)
• Electrician's Apprentice
• FuckBuds
• Painter's Brush

Sauron, farewell, aufwiedersehen goodnight--There isn't anything I can add to what's already been said about The Return of the King aside from "Was it good for you too?" I know it's an insipid comment from me especially how I gushed over the last two installments, but I am still reeling from the utter awe I experienced last night and literally at a loss for words that can do this movie justice. Better to let other more articulate, level-headed people take it from here. Prepare to be spoiled by Harry, Moriarty, CHUD, NYT and Salon.

A Tale of Two Towers--One can only imagine what infernal pain Peter Jackson had to go through in order to cut out scenes (thankfully restored in this extended edition) for the sake of time. Salon

Lost in the translation? [c/o Fark.com]

The Lord of the G-Strings [c/o Boing Boing]

The "Return of the King" is NOT About Our Precious Jesus!

Stories I'm reading:

• Artist's Holiday
• Jake's Hand
• The Mask
• One Man, One Dream, One Lifetime
• Valley Boys

Gay Pimp--Watch his deliciously campy Soccer Practice video. [Thanks derek!]

When Donald Met Saddam [Thanks Pete!]

Today, the 17th of December, marks the 17th month of the site's existence, and as much as I have wanted to "come up with something special" like how I mentioned a year ago, I simply haven't had the time. Some of you may have noticed the dearth of original works from yours truly. Thing is, writing takes a lot out of me, and even though surfing for new stories and sites requires less thinking, it has taken its toll after a while. In fact, it's all I can do to keep up with the daily updates that started four months ago.

Now with the year winding down, I've been considering what to do with the site and with myself come January. I haven't made up my mind on exactly what, but certainly this couch potato needs to stop vegging out and start getting some sunshine! If my plans push through, you'll probably be seeing less of me in terms of updates but hopefully of some unwanted weight as well. Suffice to say that I've found myself tired, rundown, and listless, not to mention pooped out at parties.

In any case, enjoy the rest of the month, and if you've been a good little boy this year, you may have something nice in your stocking for Christmas.

Stories I'm reading:

• Clipping a Bear: A Roderick/Packer Story
• Chewy's Punishment
• Favre sacks B. Johnson and Sapp
• Lion Enslaved!
• Troy, as in Boy

Jonny Wilkinson--This English rugby player may not be as metrosexual as the Beck, but he sure is cute.

Soldier surprises mom with early holiday gift

And the Romanian judge gave him a 2...

Stories I'm reading:

• Breaking a Bronco - John Elway Enslaved: 1 | 2 | 3
• Brothers Enslaved and Poolside Orgy (inc)
• The Charity Game
• Controlling Big Brother: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 (inc)
• Killing the Fly

The Footy Show Video Vault--Lots of gems, especially this one where players go the full monty WMV.

Thoughts from within--A poem by Woody Harrelson [Thanks Pete!]

Stories I'm reading:

• Companion: 1 | 2 (asfr)
• Justin Control
• Paradys
• The S-Club Boys
• Screech Gets His Men

Josh Duhamel--Win a date with Tad Hamilton!

Sexiest Shirtless Male Celebrities--Spunky's Shirtless Superstars

Stories I'm reading:

• Bobby Donnell Gets Deposed
• Conquest of Jeff Stryker: 1 | 2
• Brad Habits
• Joey Hypnotizes Uncle Jesse
• Pete and Andre

Drew Fuller--This Voodoo Academy alumni has charmed his way into mainstream Hollywood.

Sean Hannity is a moron

Stories I'm reading:

• Best Friends
• Getting into the Role
• Leo Gets Lucky
• Naked Hollywood
• Nick's Boytoys: 1 and 2 | 3

Mrs. Betty Bowers' Guide to the Perfect Christmas

Talk about desparate [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Brad Rowe
• Lorenzo Lamas, My Birthday Present To Me
• Meeting Marc Blucas
• Mario's Photo Shoot
• Russell Crowe Series

Chris Evans--Not another teen jock... 'cuz he's one yummy man

Don't ask? Do tell.--What this world needs is more than a few good men

Stories I'm reading: stimle's celeb stories

• Andy's Initiation: 1 | 2 | 3
• The Audition
• Jason's Photo Shoot
• Making Max Pay
• Nick Carter's Vacation

Nude messenger [c/o Fark.com]

The 12 Gifts of Kitschmas 2003--Have a gander at last year's selection too.

Stories I'm reading:

• The Beastmaster Saga (rape)
• In a Psychologist's Office
• A Joey Day: 1 | 2
• Johnny Depp Gets Put in His Place
• Matt Damon (rape)

"How would you like to walk around on the verge of orgasm every second?" [c/o Fark.com]

Survivor Staaldrad--Who knew training for rugby could get so rough?

Stories I'm reading:

• High School Dreams (tf musc)
• Photogenic
• Power Pills (musc)
• Teen Hulk Adventures: William and Jake
• The Transfer of Power (muscle theft musc)

The George W. Bush G.I. Joke Action Figure

The 10 Most Pathetic Hulk Fans--You'd have to buy the issue to see the rest

Stories I'm reading:

• My Christmas Present
• Onset
• The Robber: 1 | 2 | 3
• Rumspringa
• Sex Machine

Twenty most annonying conservatives 2003

Online Competition Hurts Adult Magazines

Stories I'm reading:

• Flexing Out of Clothes
• The Foreman
• Growing into the Sport
• Hypnotheraphy (muscle theft)

Hackers on Atkins--"Geeks who go low-carb see it as more than just taking off pounds -- they're reengineering the human organism, overclocking their own bodies." Salon

No wonder they call him "Dick" [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Computer Program (musc cockgrowth growth)
• For a Good Cause
• Jock Juice
• Pyramid
• Sometimes Spells Do Work

Geekslut--Two words I never thought could go together, but I gotta admit, I just love the combination.

'Gentleman' cannibal poses legal dilemma [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Geek to (Muscle) Freak
• Just a Little More
• On My Way
• Pump Up the Volume
• The Weekend

Zen Master George Junior--Like father, like son.

Gorgeous masculinity--Muscle magazines make guys, straight and gay, feel good about being men. Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Appolyon
• Big John
• HypnoHuge
• Not a Little Brother Anymore
• Switched at Birth

Derek Anthony--Bodybuilder, model, actor.

Holy Matrimony!--Well, it looks like breaking the Sixth Commandment is a crime again.

The Bush Bot Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• The Costume Party
• Four Weeks Later
• My Flexing God
• Power Grab
• Prep School Muscle

Jiraiya Gallery--Otoko otoko!

"I will never use the word 'gay' in school again."

Stories I'm reading:

• The Awakening (fant)
• The Books of Prophecy
• Interview with a Teen Muscle Jock
• The Rift
• Moving Day

Testosterone fountain of male youth?

Classic Bodybuilders of the Golden Era

Stories I'm reading:

• Becoming Travis
• Dungeons and Dragons
• Milk, It Finally Does Some Bodies Good
• The Sons of Hercules
• Walkabout

Stories I'm reading:

• And Scott Grew Huge
• Curling Lesson
• Damage Control
• Man's World
• Tricker Treat

Top 10 Science Scams [c/o Fark.com]

BodyChangers--"Hundreds of Before & After Weight Loss & Fitness Photos and Audio Interviews"

Stories I'm reading:

• The Bachelor Party
• A Night In Paris And A Hunk's Briefs
• Summertime Fun: 1 | 2 | 3

Top 10 Signs She's a Bitch [c/o Fark.com]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Stories I'm reading:

• Straight Boy Cum Control: Getting Tony
• Straight Guy (bi inc)
• Straight Guy Gets It Good
• Straight, Married and in Brown Park
• Straight Military Brat

$3M Verdict In Penile Surgery Case Sparks Court Flap

Of exploding turkeys... [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Straight Guys Experimenting
• Straight Buddy Ray: L'il Joey's Construction Site Sex (oral anal)
• Straight Cop's First Time: 1 | 2 | 3 YahooGroup
• Straight Friend Seduction
• Straight Vibrations

50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know [c/o Boing Boing]

"Nothing says 'Christmas' like a good old-fashioned circle jerk by the fire." Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Hunting for Straight Cock
• I'm A Sucker For Straight Men
• Seduced by Straight Men
• Straight Friends Try Rimming
• Straight Guys Messing Around: 1 | 2

Life in the Bubble

White House For Sale

Stories I'm reading:

• My Straight Roommate
• Straight and Helpless
• Straight Mate in Speedos
• Straights with Issues
• Sucking Straight Fratboy

The Penguin is Mightier than the Sword--Bloom County's Berkeley Breathed is back Salon

Science friction--An article written sometime before word of the Farscape mini-series came out.

Stories I'm reading:

• Helping My Straight Buddy Move: 1 | 2
• Hot 'Straight' Boy Is Bent To My Will: 1 | 2
• How to Rape a Straight Guy: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• The Rape of a Straight Son: 1 | 2 (inc)
• A True Experience With A Hot Straight Ex-Co-Worker: 1 | 2

Save the Earth -- Dump Bush--An interview with Bobby Kennedy Jr. Salon

Man Blamed for the 'Metrosexual' Says 'Sorry' - and Outs Himself As 'Lesbosexual' [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Auditioning Steven
• Campout Peeping: 1-2 | 3-4
• Forbidden Hunger
• A Seduction: 1 | 2
• To Her or To Him

Wedding surprise: Dad in from Iraq

Stories I'm reading: More hot stuff from derek phillips

• Mark's Birthday Present
• Matt's Babysitter
• Randy Gets Spanked in the Barn
• Tie Me Up Please Sir
• Todd's Big Brother Scott

Selling Private Lynch Salon

JFK, 9/11 and Conspiracy Theories

Stories I'm reading: CNJShore9

• Gas Station Fill-up
• Just Being Neighborly
• Peter, Paul and Gary
• Special Seminar
• Warehouse Excursion

UK Repeals Law Against "Promoting Homosexuality"

"It's not what you think. We're just good friends."

Stories I'm reading: Jack Straw

• Hot Lunch
• Jack and Janie
• The Filthy Rich
• Working Girls (fd)
• Rave Slave

Dear Media...

Farscape mini-series confirmed!--Abso-frelling-fabulous! This is the stuff geekgasms are made of.

Stories I'm reading: mgw

• Frogs
• Him: 1 | 2
• His Jock, My Jock (oral anal rim coll)
• Pool Boy
• Smashmouth

Massachusetts court rules ban on gay marriage unconstitutional

'Shoot-to-kill' demand by US [Thanks Pete!]

Stories I'm reading: Creative Cat

• Buying a Mattress
• Class Reunion (anal oral)
• Daddy's Cure (mt oral anal inc)
• An Indecent Workout: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• The IRS Audit

The Homosexual Menace

Stories I'm reading: Paul Sung

• Birthday Boy
• David Jones
• Just Perfect
• Mr. Darcy
• My Marine

Top 50... make that 10... guy flicks--Here's a little behind-the-scenes look at some of the decisions

Stories I'm reading: derek phillips

• Brad's Big Boner
• Drunk Roommate
• Mikey Will Eat It
• My Big Cock (tt hs inc)
• My College Roommate Todd (sleep)

Faces of the Fallen: US Fatalities in Iraq [Thanks Pete!]

Chicken Hawk Down--This Tom Tomorrow cartoon caused quite a stir in the blogosphere. IMO, it hit because it hurt (however awkward that statement sounded).

New story: Out of Character by zulator (body swap sleep)

Stories I'm reading: Asleep in class

• My College Roommate
• My Stud Roomy
• Sucking My Str8 College Roommate YahooGroup

Occupational Hazards--"How the Pentagon forgot about running Iraq"

Queer lit for the gay teen Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• College Sports
• Jealous Rivals
• Shoe
• Sperm Donor
• Summer Afternoon

Rice is a liar

Al Gore's speech on Freedom and Security

J.R. Salzman--Wanna roll his log?

Stories I'm reading:

• Dumb Jock
• Football Hotel
• How I Became a Cock Sucker
• Lost High School Lover (tt anal)
• Miss Matched

Rummy is a liar

What a nice gift for Veterans Day... NOT.

Naked French Rugby--Ooh la la

New story: The Twelve Stones by fucil99 (coll muscle theft gainer)

Stories I'm reading:

• Hard Problems
• Hick
• Homoseduction
• Losing to Win
• Tutor for a Jock (tt rim oral anal hs)

The US military is a bunch of liars

• Lynch Slams Rescue 'Lies'
• Lynch: Military Manipulated Story
• The Private Jesicca Lynch

Paper beats rock. Rock beats scissors. Canadian beats world.

Stories I'm reading:

• College Roomies
• I got a job as a cum provider
• Jason and Kershaw (inter)
• Kidnapped College Roommates
• Perry's Big Problem

Cheney is a liar

The Pussification Of The Western Male--Has the American man really turned into a pussy?

Stories I'm reading:

• B-Ball Buddies
• The Boys Next Door
• Horny College Boys: 1 | 2 | 3
• Senior Prom (hs)
• Wrestling with My Best Friend: 1 | 2

Bush is a liar

Athletic-Star--The World of Young Male Athletes

Stories I'm reading:

• Blue (bond)
• I Hate You
• Summer School
• Tom's Final Exam (mt oral)
• X-Factor

A Brave Athlete, Supportive School

Proposition Player--How does an ordinary Joe end up from playing poker to playing God? (Yup, that's with a capital 'G'.)

New story: The Card Game by zulator

Stories I'm reading: Sleeping at home (inc)

• Daddy Works the Night Shift
• Oh, Brother
• My Son's Cock

An interview with Jason Statham and William H. Macy--On the set of their new movie Cellular (There's a particular tidbit in there that I, for one, am very giddy about. )

Stories I'm reading:

• Cousin Chris
• Kissin' Cousins
• My Cousin Eric
• My Cousin's Got a Whopper
• My Studly Cousin

Cross-dressing cop nabs pesky flasher--"I never dreamed it was a guy." [c/o Fark.com]

What a bunch of dicks--Check out the Soft Hard Gallery

Stories I'm reading:

• Brother Sandwich
• Brother's Keeper
• Brother's Surprise
• Scott's Little Brother
• Sucking Off My Brother

The Truth Uncovered: The whole truth about the Iraq War--Read a Buzzflash interview with director/producer Robert Greenwald

Stories I'm reading:

• Beginning of Manhood with Uncle Ralph
• Father-Son Surprise
• Son Comes to Visit
• Summer Cousins
• Three Brothers: 1 | 2

Matrix and Treats--Not so much as a bang but a whimper... that's how The Matrix trilogy ends. Although I was disappointed to see such a high-flying, mind-blowing concept tackled in a down-and-dirty, action-movie manner this third time around, I still felt a sense of closure upon leaving the viewing theater because I was happy that the Brothers Wachowski had gotten to finish what they started. (Also, it's not as horrible as what George Lucas has been doing with his Star Wars franchise.) They made their choice on how to wrap things up; it's your choice whether to watch it or not.

Stories I'm reading:

• Kevin, Sean and Me
• Me and My Deadbeat Dad
• Midlife Madness
• My Brother the Geek
• Night Call

Blankets--I bought this original graphic novel on a whim, and I was very happy I did. Author/artist Craig Thompson's excellent rendition of his autobiography from the melding of words and images to the imparting of his innermost thoughts makes for a fascinating sometimes heart-rending read. Check out the reviews and a preview.

Stories I'm reading:

• A Different Kind of Love Story
• Cowboys
• Larry Lust
• Italian Morning
• Two Sons

Benjamin McKenzie--The juicy juvenile from The O.C.

Stories I'm reading: Well-cum to the family

• Action in the Barn
• Boiz Will Be Boiz
• Daniel
• Lost and Found
• Making the Team

World's Worst Websites

Stories I'm reading:

• The Dirty Old Man (mt rape)
• I Had Him While He Slept
• My First Mouthful

Camille Paglia speaks! Salon

Happy Hallo-Week!

New story: My Body by svankmaj.

Stories I'm reading: Fantasy

• The Hexing of Josh and Ed
• Loving Spirit
• Night Fair (tt mild bond)
• Sex Sorcerer
• Territory

Blood Brothers--After watching Brotherhood 2: Young Warlocks and Brotherhood 3: Young Demons, I can say that The Brotherhood sucks--in a good way! Actually with its streamlined, no-frills plot (read: hardly any story, but who cares), it's the best of the bunch. What as strange though was that while watching I was more drawn to geeky, self-effacing Dan (played by Josh Hammond) than the athletic and charismastic Chris (played by Samuel Page).

Stories I'm reading: Aliens

• Alien Abduction
• Aliens (scifi)
• Amorous Alien
• A Breed Apart (mc)
• The Night He Came (scifi musc)

William Surette--He ain't called the Hunky McHunkster for nuthin'.

A Buzzflash interview with Bill Moyers

Stories I'm reading: Robots

• The Companion
• Jim Steele
• Robocock (asfr)
• Shane's Secret: 1 | 2 | 3
• Victor

Meet the artificial muscle man

Stories I'm reading: Time Stop

• The Interview
• Locker Room Adventure
• The Mayor
• Seven Oh Seven YahooGroup
• Victor the TA and The Further Adventures of Victor the TA

"All my friends are gay and I feel responsible" Salon

Stories I'm reading: Body Swap

• Band-Crossed Lovers
• The Boss's Son
• Like Father, Like Son
• You're in the Army Now
• A New Life YahooGroup

The Great Speckled Bird--"The Truth Will Never Die"

Stories I'm reading: Wersgor YahooGroup

• Blood of the Unicorn (fant mc)
• Out of the Closet (asfr)
• Poster Boys (tf)
• Simon (asfr)
• A Walk Takes Joe (asfr)

Presidential (Mis)Speak Ads "Deemed Not Appropriate" by Yahoo!

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Stories I'm reading: derek phillips

• At the Movies
• Babysitting Terry and Brad (tt spank)
• Bobby Gets Pantsed in the Boiler Room
• Bobby's Turn in the Barrel
• Liquor Store Stud Puppy

Top 9 Email Hoaxes

Stories I'm reading: Creative Cat

• Blake (anal oral)
• Family Resemblance (inc)
• Tricks of Treats (anal oral coll)
• Relief to the Itch (anal)
• The Sinful Preacher: 1 | 2 | 3

Don't fuck with "The Doctor" [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Just Another Wednesday
• My Dream Man
• Locked Out
• Rescue Me
• Shy Boy

The 2003 Dumbass Corporate Lawsuit Awards [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Angelo the Janitor Stud
• Deep Tissue Massage
• Getting Scott Hot: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• A Hot Night in a Tent: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (mast oral)
• Putting Paul's Penis in My Mouth

Holy Blown Batcover!

New story: Perving in the Changeroom by copsucker_99 (mast voy)

Stories I'm reading:

• Coached
• Cum Undone
• It Was Finally Time
• A New Roommate: 1 | 2
• Rediscovering my Friend

Strip idol TV hunks' show unveiled

Stories I'm reading: Men for all Seasons MSN

• Burn
• The Coach
• The Mechanic (rim)
• Seduction of Straight Men
• Wrestling Coach

Land of the Free?

New story: Melancholy Me by zulator.

Stories I'm reading: Sleep deprived YahooGroup

• My First Time: A KO Tale
• The Need: 1 | 2 | 3
• Texas Beef

Is This the Kind of Country That You Want? A Letter to a Republican Friend

On the twelveth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Then cum, my slave, cum!"

New story: Undercover by Wolfpek

Stories I'm reading: Hypno cop stories

• Flashing Lights
• Roadhouse Delight
• Slave Cody
• To Protect and Serve
• Witness Protection

BDSM Library--A story archive site for BDSM/Fetish related fiction

On the eleventh day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Stroke it really fast..."

Stories I'm reading: More sports hypnosis

• Football Hypno Slave
• Football Slave (coll hypno)
• The Hypnotized Jock
• Repositioning the Team
• Team Football

Hunks Across America--From sea to shining sea. [c/o Fark.com]

On the tenth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Pull out your cock..."

Stories I'm reading: wrestlr

• Calling the Plays
• Four Play
• Getting Hypped
• Powers (cb)
• The Wrong One

Guys in Jeans

On the ninth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Open up your pants..."

Stories I'm reading:

• Business As Usual
• The E-Ray
• My Paper Route
• Tough Regression
• Toy Factory

O'Reilly sucks

On the eighth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Very, very sleepy..."

Stories I'm reading: Agachak

• The Hypnotist Show
• Reveral of Fortune
• Sleeper Training
• Twenty Sex Hundred
• Unknown Implant

Talk about an "Army of One"--The US military must be getting desparate [c/o This Modern World]

On the seventh day of hypno, my Master said to me, "You're feeling sleepy..."

Stories I'm reading:

• Bound for Glory
• Dancin' Waderboy
• Puppetboys
• Talon's Claws
• Year 3000

Porno 4 Women--Free pictures of nude men, passionate sex, erotic stories and links to the best in porn sites for women

On the sixth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Sit down and relax..."

Stories I'm reading: A relaxing smoke...

• Creating Master
• Hypnotic Effect
• My Ultimate Smoke Fantasy
• Prisoner of the Mind
• Revenge is as Good as a Rest

Smokin' Men--Dedicated to the male smoke fetisher

On the fifth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Take off your shirt..."

Stories I'm reading:

• College Workout
• I Can't Make You Do Anything You Don't Want to Do
• My Jock Memories (musc)
• Nerd
• Roger and the Magic Synthesizer (tf)

Raoul Bova--Wouldn't it be great to be under a Tuscan man?

"As you apply your sunscreen, use that time to talk to God. ... Soon, you'll be so used to talking to him, it might become as regular and intimate as shrinking your pores."--Oh. My. God. Salon

On the fourth day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Look into the light..."

Stories I'm reading:

• Cock Rock: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Hypnobound
• The New Job: 1 | 2 | 3
• The Remaking of Tre
• What's Your Pleasure: 1 | 2 | 3 (mb inc)

The Rundown--"Schwarzenegger passes the torch to The Rock, and a mediocre action-comedy franchise is born." Salon

On the third day of hypno, my Master said to me, "Take in deep breaths..."

Stories I'm reading:

• Erotic Induction for Men
• Leather Domination: 1 | 2
• Hypno-therapist (mt bi mc oral anal inc)
• Independence Day (rape inc)
• No Strings Attached (mt scifi hypno cbt)

A Guardian spotlight on Michael Moore for his new book, Dude, Where's My Country?

• Ten things you never knew about Michael Moore
• A man on a message
• The capped crusader
• How to talk to your conservative brother-in-law: 1 | 2
• Answers please, Mr. Bush

On the second day of hypno my Master said to me, "Listen to my voice..."

Stories I'm reading:

• The Experiment (mt)
• The Great Illusion
• Hypnotized in a Bar
• The Interview
• A Story for Jack

I work with fools

On the first day of hypno my Master said to me, "You will wake up on the count of three..."

Stories I'm reading: Hyptrance

• The Dark Goodbye
• Making Champions
• Plumber's Helper
• Study Buddy
• Trance-ference

Desktop Hunks

Stories I'm reading:

• I've Been Big All My Life
• Max in My Jeans
• Mr. Goodjeans
• Two on the Tarmac
• Young Salesmen

Are Wingnuts Getting Nuttier? The Attack of the Kooky Conservatives

Stories I'm reading:

• Cumming Cousin: 1 | 2 | 3 (inc)
• Sharing My Penis with the Church Pianist
• The Repairman

More Vicious Than Tricky Dick Salon

Stories I'm reading: Feeling ticklish?

• Fixing the Ticket
• How I Tickled a Hot Guy in Socks Without Really Trying
• My New Roomie: 1 | 2
• The Perfect Plan
• Revenge is the Best Reward

Ten Healthiest Sports

Stories I'm reading:

• Brian's Naked Adventure
• Frat Payback
• Mr. 10-1/2 Inches
• My Only Passenger
• Power Shirt

"The Precious will be ours."

Stories I'm reading:

• Boys' Vice Principal
• Cowboys Don't Kiss
• Doctor's Visit
• Plumber Gets His Customer
• Punishing the Guard

Yvan Cournoyer-This cutie from Quebec has been cast, bodycast that is. (Check out the other models too!).

Stories I'm reading: Justin Shorts

• Adam's Nylon Briefs
• Bulging Nylon Briefs
• Confessions of a Soccer Physio
• Delivery Boy
• Teenage Window Cleaner

The kitschification of 9/11

New story: You and Me Make Three by zulator.

Stories I'm reading:

• Boy Toy: 1 | 2
• Hung God
• Myron
• Teen Bully
• Uncle Jeff (mb mt)

Bite Club--"The funny thing about all this is that a half-hour into Underworld I couldn't wait for it to be over. When it really was over, I couldn't wait for the next installment. Go figure." Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• All Due to Just a Movie
• Concentrating on the Paperwork
• Fire
• Mountain Magic
• Plumber's Assistant

50 Good Reasons to Hate TV

New story: Unconscious by copsucker_99.

Stories I'm reading:

• Birthday Blow Job
• The Carpenter and His Tool
• Under the Stars

DudeTown--Home of the Gay Voyeur

Stories I'm reading:

• My Paperboy
• My Straight Friend
• My Sweet Prince
• My Summer on Survey Crew
• My Vacation in NY

Realdoll surgery [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Alpha Male Frat Contest (bi inc fant)
• The Gym Teacher
• My Affair with the Coach
• Swimteam Fantasies
• Waterboy for the Team (mt hs oral anal inc)

Top Eleven Strangest Stars Wars Action Figures [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• The Art Class
• Computer Setup
• The Party
• A Seduction: 1 | 2
• Walter Pinge Has No Life

Army of One [Thanks Pete!]