Stories I'm reading: Love stories for the Leap Year

• A Dangerous Gentleman
• The Last Nice Guy in Town
• Lessons in Love: 1 | 2 (mf)
• Lisa & Brad (mf inc)
• Tricked Then Treated (fd)

Look before you leap...

• Low-down on leap year's origins
• Leap Year Traditions
• Interesting things about a leap year
• "Scientists have found women are prone to bitchiness when they are on the hunt for a man"
• "Time to start running, lads"

Stories I'm reading: Feet of Hypnosis

• And Sleep! YahooGroup
• The Amulet
• Bachelor Party Hypno
• The Hero Sometimes Fails (inc anal feet)
• Something Hypnotically Afoot

MC Forum--A new message board for hypno-eroticists, though I haven't any activity from the same-sex crowd yet.

"Steve, you're a great guy with great skills, and you're gonna do great!"--I found this hilarious clip through PVP Online, and I wondered if this couldn't be turned into an MC/muscle story. Hmmm...

'Boys are smelly' T-shirts cause stink. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• First Times
• Hypnobuzz
• Jim's New Friend (ws)
• My First Day in College
• Wayne's New Master: 1 | 2 | 3

Don't discuss Bush's lies -- you might be helping a terrorist!

Attention Meddlesome Sodomites!

Woman Dies During Screening Of 'Passion Of The Christ'

Stories I'm reading:

• Morning in the Pool of Nothingness
• Space Marine Training (scifi)
• Taming the Campus Jocks
• Where Do I Go From Here?
• Yes S.I.R.!

The debate continues...

• The 'M-Word': Why It Matters To Me--Andrew Sullvian declares war
• Gay marriage! What the heck kind of a message are we sending to the kids? Salon
• "Obviously, if gay people had these rights civilization would end." [c/o Atrios]
• "Death to Homosexuals"--Here's a rebuttal [c/o Atrios]
• "Yeah, that about covers it..." [c/o Calpundit]

New story: Chester found this "lost story" of magister. It's definitely a blast from the past. Read Promotional Excess.

Stories I'm reading:

• Coffee House Crime
• Frat Control Experiment
• Hypno Doc
• The Hypnotized Swimmer
• New Year's Sleep

MDJock--I don't know who he is, but he is fine.

"No terrorist left behind!" [c/o Fark.com]

Fidelity Pledge--Let's see these lawmakers put their money where their mouths are. [c/o Atrios]

Gay Mardi Gras 2004--Maybe one of these years I'll actually get to join in the festivities either here or in New Orleans instead of being cooped up in the office all day.

Stories I'm reading: La Femme Hypnose

• Desire (fd)
• The Devil is Miss Jones and The Devil is Still Miss Jones
• Gigi's Control (fd hypno inter)
• Hypno Town (fd)
• My Security Guard (fd)

Sing to the Lord an old song

God is on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Jesus was His name

CHORUS:
He's got it
Yeah, baby, He's got it
I'm your Jesus, I'm your fire
Forget your desire
Well, I'm your Jesus, I'm your fire
Forget your desire

I almost fell for this because it seemed so plausible considering how kooky the religious right has been getting as of late. Heck, for all I know it might actually catch on. (Heaven forbid.) Maybe someone can continue what one Farker started: "Red, red wine/Transubstantiate for me." [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Caught with His Pants Down (scat)
• The Exhibit
• Face in the Mirror
• How I Got Under Your Skin
• Rockz Off

Will the real Mr. Richardson please stand up? [c/o Fark.com]

President's Dazed--A rundown of what George the Lesser has done the past 4 years

And speaking of wannabe presidents, here's an apropos campaign song I came across...

Weeeeeeellll,
You know you make me wanna Ralph
Kick my heels up & Ralph
Throw my hands up & Ralph
Throw my hands back & Ralph

God, what a maroon. Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Sucked Friend While Girlfriend Slept
• Sucking Off My Sister's Boyfriend and Getting Caught!
• Sleeping Friend

School of Rock--"When an aging wannabe guitar god somehow becomes the fifth-grade teacher at a ritzy private school, he rocks their world -- and, improbably, ours." Salon

It's a high flying penguin

Stories I'm reading:

• The Attic: 1 | 2 | 3 (mt oral)
• A Moment in Time
• A Night with Ken
• Psychology 101 EroticStories
• Seduction of Terry

Kid learns he was kidnapped 14 years ago

Faust Love--Love the twist Salon

Stories I'm reading: Family

• Endless Football
• Let's Get Ready to Cum
• Maybe I Should've Knocked Harder
• Tom's Growing Up
• What I Did on My Summer Vacation

Man Alive!--Meet the strippers from The Strip

Janet Jackson orders probe of wardrobe malfunction Salon

Prosecutor in terror case controversy sues Ashcroft

Stories I'm reading:

• The Doctoral Student: 1 | 2
• Musclegod
• My Johnny
• Teaching Mr. Muscle
• Teen Muscle: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (tt bi)

DC 2004--As if I haven't spent enough on what I bought in 2003.

It's splitsville for Barbie and Ken--Aha... I knew that Ken was gay all along.

"I'm a hypertense, death-dealing fiasco"--Check out other Bush 2004 campaign slogans

Angel's been cancelled!!!--What the hell is WB thinking?

Although I'm still single (and not really looking), I dunno why I'm feeling the love this Valentine's Day. Must be Cupid's Arrow lodged right up my ass or something.

Stories I'm reading:

• Bumping into Love
• Hands on Love
• I Drooled for Brad
• The Healing Power of Sex
• Love on the Court
• My Brother's Marine Buddy (raunch ws)
• Wine, Anyone?

Lies, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sappiness--I suppose I shouldn't have been expecting too much, but I found Chasing Liberty a bit too cutsie-patootie even for my taste as it went over the line of believability and barely managed not to fall into the abyss of incredulity. Mandy Moore, who played the highly-repressed presidential daughter Anna, needed to loosen up a bit more onscreen. Still, I came away from the movie enjoying the lovely, lovely European cities and scenery, the romantic subplot between Anna's two secret service handlers played by Jeremy Piven and Annabelle Sciorra, and seeing in his American film feature debut Matthew Goode, who's one great-lookin' Briton and whom I wouldn't mind seeing in his boxerbriefs again. Salon

Dozens of couples line up for same-sex marriages--Wow, this is really exciting stuff--downright historic even--despite the fact I'm watching the events unfold half a world away, and while the debate over gay marriage rages, it's very heartening to know that amidst the hate and chaos, love is finally given a chance to grow.

And here are some links to round things up...

• What do you think of Gay Marriage?
  The Onion
• Boys Kissing
• Coaches wed on court after game
• Creamy Valentine
• "I'd kidnap you."--Not exactly the most endearing of pick-up lines, but it certainly led to Sean and Ehda'a marriage. Interesting how something like this has happened before.

Stories I'm reading:

• Angel in Flight
• Cable Guy
• Cleaning Out Vinny's Pipes
• Teaching Tom a Lesson
• Workout Buddies

Why I Fucking Hate Web Logs!--Ouch. I feel like I've been bitchslapped across three continents.

John Andresen Photography

Stories I'm reading:

• Cum Addict Falls Off the Wagon
• A Hot Surprise (bi oral)
• Physical Therapy
• Sex Encyclopedia
• Strong Arms: 1 | 2 | 3

The 25 Toughest Guys in America--No. 1: Brett Farve; No. 25: Hillary Clinton [c/o Fark.com]

Mad Cow Treatise

Stories I'm reading:

• Bellhop's Duties
• Burnham on Sea
• My Roommate's Boyfriend
• Perfect Fit
• Windfort Resort

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy--Check out more "spin-offs".

Top 10 Ways to Fight Malicious Code

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Can you make a guy cum while he is asleep?
• Hitchhiker
• In the Navy

One strike and you're out of school--Zero Tolerance, IMO, has become a quick and easy way for school boards to absolve themselves of the responsibility of having to think. Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• My Babysitter, My Teacher (tb)
• Next Door Neighbor
• Perineum (mb)
• Soccer Boy
• Tailor's Shop

Top 10 Super Bowl Commercials--View the entire list (sans the Subway ad) [c/o Boing Boing]

"ChiPs" maneuver saves the day [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Drunk Uncle Dan
• Hunky Cousin Lance
• Learning from Jake
• My Cousin Danny
• Shane's Football Injury

"We Were All Wrong"--Oh, now it's the CIA's fault?

Teen sons lift van, rescue dad [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Country Boys in the Barn
• Dealing with It
• Mr. A and His Boys
• Speedo Week
• Student Educates the Teacher

Kill Bill--Fuck. That. Was. Good. Thanks Quentin.

The 10 geekiest hobbies