Stories I'm reading:

• The Best Fuck of My Life
• Big Boy Rob Teaches Me A Thing Or Two
• The Male Geisha
• Stranded In a Snow Storm, HOT!
• Theme Park Hunk

The Manipulator--All about Ahmad [c/o Atrios]

WMDs found?--Can't help but feel some vital nuance was lost in translation. [c/o Fark.com]

Blogroll

• "The most salient point to emerge from the president's recent speech on Iraq was the new rationale he put forward for continuing to support him and his policies: effective management of his own failures."--Words, TPM's. Emphasis, mine.
• "You have the audacity to talk about protecting families and children from the homosexual menace, while you yourselves tear apart families and drive children to despair."--Atrios links to this great letter to the editor.
• Der Dolchtoss, Cont'd--Maxspeak and Matthew Yglesias punts Instapundit
• dKosopedia--The Free Political Encylcopedia from Daily Kos
• Preemption--Interesting insight by Kevin Drum

Fafblog Interviews: Dr. James Dobson [c/o Boing Boing]

The Homophobic Players Present: 2 Years Later, A Cautionary Tale Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Confession
• Cupid
• One Man's Jock Strap
• Stud in Room 223
• There's Something About Jake

A Solider's Sacrifice

Terror threat source called into question--Is it time for Ashcroft to go?

Peter Arnett was framed--Remember him?

Republican Survivor--If the trailer is this fuckin' funny, I can't wait to see the real thing on June 3. [c/o Atrios]

Proof the Atkins Works

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Playing with Jimmy YahooGroup
• Sucked While Sleeping YahooGroup
• Winning the Championship YahooGroup

"The worst Democrat [President] created more jobs than the best Republican."

"So-called Liberal Media"--Atrios, Kos, and Drum aren't taking this bullshit lying down.

Blahbusters--Don't buy the frantic pleadings of the Hollywood media machine -- summer blockbusters have become a colossal bore. Salon

Give yourself a hand, and Come For A Cause!--Damn, I, like, totally missed this! Hope it's not too late to contribute... [c/o Boing Boing]

"Seriously, Dude, I'm Cancelled"--Thank God. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Not So Straight
• Straight Buddies
• Straight Cop's First Time: 4 | 5 YahooGroup
• Straight Guy's First Cock
• A Straight Ride

The Australian Families Association and the Catholic church have backed federal government plans to ban gay marriages--Australia's becoming more like America every day.

Moore interviewed Berg for "Fahrenheit" Salon

The League of Pissed Off Voters [c/o BuzzFlash]

Make the Perfect Sandcastle [c/o Fark.com]

"Let's all sing the Plucking song"--Sesame Street was never this... educational. [c/o little. yellow. different.]

Stories I'm reading:

• Straight Bar
• Straight Dan and Me
• Straight Senior Cock
• Straight Teen Lad (mt true)
• Straight to Gay

Al gores George a new one--He took the words right out of our mouths, and then some. [c/o Atrios]

Rush's forced conscripts--American Forces Radio fires a daily barrage of Rush Limbaugh at its million uniformed listeners. So why are liberals kept off the military's airwaves? Salon

MTV Networks announce Logo, network geared toward gays and lesbians

Scamming the Scammer--He wanted a Powerbook, we gave him a P-P-P-Powerbook! [c/o Fark.com]

Clothed nudes photoshopping--"It's positively aschroftian." [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Not So Straight
• Screwing Straight Sluts
• Sucking off a Straight Stud
• Two Straight Guys
• Up a Straight Guy's Ass

A reader sent me three Associated Press or what he cleverly referred to as "Administration Planted" stories that suspiciously came out within a 24-hour period from Boy George's speech. The conspiracy theorist in me agrees with him that the timing may all be part of a White House public relations campaign to intimidate the American public into acquiescence.

• Bush Meets Iraqis Maimed Under Saddam
• AP: Terrorists Planning Summer Attack
• Report: al-Qaida Ranks Swelling Worldwide

The Times and Iraq--Is this the New York Times's way of saying sorry? [c/o Atrios] NYT

Bush's Revionist History

Exit Strategy--How to leave Iraq in three simple steps.

Michelangelo's David revealed in his grimeless glory [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Cum-drinking Straight Guy
• Hard and Straight
• Now Let Me Get This Straight
• Sucking Straight One
• That Straight Dude Turned Me On (bi)

Top 10 Iraq Mistakes

Driving Deviance Down

"You Know You Love Kok. Vote Kok." [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Doing Straight Mike
• Fucking a Straight Guy
• My New Straight Neighbor
• Sucking Off Straight Teen Gymboy
• Two Straight Guys Got It On

Rio Rancho HS Principal to political dissenters: "Shut your faces."--Wow, the world is infinitely better thanks to Gary Tripp's patriotic actions, but he does his side of the story to tell. PDF. [c/o Volokh Conspiracy]

Loss of Feith in Doug--Why does "the fucking stupidest guy on the face of the earth" still have a job?

I'm gay, in the military and looking for love. What should I do? Salon

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

I Hate Work--Skivers of the world, unite!

New Artwork: Got back yesterday from my not-so-restful-but-quite-productive minibreak (shopping, shopping, shopping ), and today I'm opening the new Jocks and Studs album at The 'O' Zone, and I've added pics to my Mixed Muscle gallery at The Evolution Archive.

Stories I'm reading:

• Dean's Straight Dick
• Roommate's Str8 Big Bro (oral)
• Straight Crush
• Straight Guys Can Fuck: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Two Straight Jocks

"Fahrenheit 9/11" Wins Palme d'Or--"You have to understand, the last time I was on an awards stage, in Hollywood, all hell broke loose."

Did gay marriage destroy heterosexual marriage in Scandinavia?--Since I missed out on all the marital excitement last week, consider this a belated congratulations to all the newlyweds in Massachusetts where even now its divorced-from-reality governor is seeking a way to annul the proceedings

Ahmad Chalabi, International Man of Mystery--He's been a busy boy

"Male cleavage is all the rage." [c/o Fark.com]

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work? [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Billy Does the Linebacker
• College Life
• Dream Guy
• Hairy Cocksuckin' Roomie
• Meeting Myself

A Call to Conscience Salon

Beautiful Minds and Ugly Truths [c/o Atrios]

Guns don't kill people... really

• Man Accidentally Shoots, Kills Mother
• Gun safety presenter shoots self
• Polish police kill one in bullet mix-up

The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time [c/o Fark.com]

Fight for Jesus

Stories I'm reading:

• Double Coupon Day
• Guest Cottage
• Is That Who That Was
• Thanks a Loot
• What's Up Doc

George W. Cares What I Think

Movie Sequels Do's and Dont's

Spare Wheel

Now that's just mean

Stories I'm reading:

• Dogs in Love
• Fantasy Come True
• Jamie and Soccer Physio (mt)
• Two Portuguese Bears at Play
• Workout Heat

Let the sun set on Patriot [c/o Boing Boing]

The Center for Public Integrity

Men prize Rab's beer belly over 'puny' six pack [c/o Fark.com]

Porn has completely destroyed me.

Mother Nature has had it

Stories I'm reading:

• Boy Wondering (mt)
• Fitzpatrick Family Featherbed
• Matt and Scott
• The Shoebox (tb oral anal)
• When I Was 16

The ABC's of W--60 Failures and Falsehoods of the Bush Administration [c/o Michael Moore]

Making women's issues go away Salon

Do as we say, not as we do

Fark Photoshop Theme: Unlikely Anne Geddes photos

I'm moving tomorrow

Stories I'm reading:

• Dirty Boy
• Little Bud
• Motivational Factors
• Young Jock's Sexual Awakening

The Buck Stops... Where?--Stop blaming your henchmen, Mr. President.

Roar of the Rainbow Warrior--"Far from being anomaly, [Stanford biology professor Joan Roughgarden] argues that homosexual behaviour is widespread and useful as a way of building same-sex relationships. FT (Subscription required)

Jesus Christ Superstore--"Putting the fun back in fundamentalism and the laughter in sectarian slaughter." Equal opportunity offenders, indeed.

Body Popping--Whoa...

Tender Nuts

Stories I'm reading:

• Annual Physicals (mt mb)
• Bored at the Beach
• My Friend Gary (true)
• Teacher's Weaknesses (mt)
• Wedding Cock (mt)

The Gray Zone--How a secret Pentagon program came to Abu Ghraib.

Look out for 'torture fatigue'--"Right wing supporters of the Iraq war are outraged at the outrage over the Abu Ghraib photos" [c/o BuzzFlash]

Just Shut Up!--"You are full of shit, Rush. So shut up. You too, Coulter. And Lieberman? For the love of G-d, shut your fool mouth. Everybody just shut up." [c/o BuzzFlash]

Queer and Present Danger

Lucky Ducky--Who's your daddy?

Stories I'm reading:

• The Basketball Player
• Footballer
• Gymnast Life
• The Lacrosse Player
• Slapshot

Why the Troops Don't Trust Rummy [c/o Atrios]

Judge rejects bid to stop same-sex marriages in Massachusetts

"Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay"--What the fuck is Fucks up to now? [c/o Fark.com]

Frederik Andre Henrik Christian, Crown Prince of Denmark--Wishing the newly-wed couple the best.

Public Service Announcement

Stories I'm reading: Spike

• Hands of the Doctor: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Ignatius Gets His: 1 | 2 | 3-4 | 5-6
• Prison Cum Control: 1 | 2

Banned Books-- A list of books that have been the objects of censorship or censorship attempts.

Onion Taken Seriously, Film at 11 [c/o Boing Boing]

Possum Fur Nipple Warmers--What's next? Beaver keepers?

Stories I'm reading: Sam Johnson

• Dating Anthony
• Doctor and Country Boy (mt anal)
• Service Station Rape: 1 | 2 (mt)

"Eight Questions for Andrew Sullivan" as answered by Eugene Volokh--Enlightening stuff about gay marriage

Obese Kids Likely to Be Bullying Victims--Wonder if this technique could help even things out? [c/o Fark.com]

I Beat Anoxeria

Stories I'm reading: Big-dicked MF tales by Jenny Wanshel

• Boy Magnets
• Calling All Girls
• The Grocer's Boy
• A Moving Experience
• Sex Life an An American Girl: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Soldiers Choose Canada--Conscientious objectors Brandon Hughey and Jeremy Hinzman tell their story. [c/o Michael Moore]

USA Armed Forces Draft Registration

Recordable DVDs New Target of Hollywood--With the onset of CD/DVD deterioration, making backups of what you legally own ought to be fully supported. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading: Bubblebuttlvr

• Brad: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• Glen
• Master Peter and the Butler
• Officer Matthews and Carter: 1 | 2
• Turning the Tables on Dad (inc)

The mighty windbags--Written by David Brock, author of "Blinded by the Right: The Conscience of an Ex-Conservative" and "The Republican Noise Machine: Right-Wing Media and How It Corrupts Democracy" Salon

Right's Wrong Turn--Once in power, U.S. conservatives failed to place freedom first [c/o BuzzFlash]

Customer stabbed, apparently over tip [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading: Joe

• An Eerie Encounter (rape fant)
• Ken: Rape of Innocence: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• NYPD Slut
• The Price of Being cute
• Why Me?: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

The Perils of a Righteous President

Joe-probrium--Joseph "Joe-mentum" Lieberman has fallen into the dark side of the farce [c/o Atrios]

"We've been getting more letters critical of President Bush than those that support him. [...] If you would like to help us 'balance' things out, send us a letter, make a call or punch out an e-mail." [c/o BuzzFlash]

Spelling Errors Mar Blast [c/o Fark.com]

Very Funny Decapitated Cat--Poor kitty II [c/o Chaz's Blog]

Stories I'm reading: From Hooder, please login before reading

• Alzira
• Brothers In Arms
• Email to a Skinhead
• The Tear
• Top Talk

The Price of Arrogance--"As far as I can tell, taking responsibility these days means nothing more than saying the magic words 'I take responsibility.'" [c/o Atrios]

Chain of Command--How the Department of Defense mishandled the disaster at Abu Ghraib.

The Misunderestimated Man--How Bush chose stupidity.

Outsourcing is here to stay--Dave Barry explains [c/o Fark.com]

Gay Day provoked by Tennessee county's gay ban

Stories I'm reading: Happy Motherfucker's Day

• The Man of the House
• Mom's Helping Hands
• Mom's So Hot
• A Mother and Her Son
• Mother-in-Law Lust

Blog Roll

• The Abridged George Bush--Stupid is as stupid does
• The Mideastization of the US, or: Rumsfeld Must Resign--And why he won't
• Meanwhile, in the Alternate Universe--"Instapundit is a veritable festival of equivocation, which is always the last line of defense."
• Media Revolt: A Manifesto--A long post worth reading
• John Kerry: Leans Left, Dresses Right--No socks there.

"Hey, Kenny, why's half the class on the other side of the tent?"--Read the rest of this Doonesbury thread

Canada rejects gay man who isn't 'effeminate'--"Your problem is, you're too butch." [c/o Chaz's Blog]

How to Meet Women -- Advice from a Gay Man

Do You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His?

New story: Be Careful What You Wish For by zulator.

Stories I'm reading:

• Changing Time
• Head to Tail
• Joey the Jock
• Piece by Piece (celeb body swap)
• Trading Spaces

Rumsfeld tells Congress of his 'failure'--And he says there are even worse pictures that haven't been (and probably won't be) made public.

The new gulag--Plus read this harrowing account of one innocent man's ordeal in Gitmo

Florida to Purge Felons From Voter Lists--Because it worked oh-so-well the last time.

Bush administration up to their dirty tricks again

"A South Carolina senator, working in concert with senior Energy Department officials, has quietly proposed changing federal law to allow lethal waste at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation and other nuclear weapons plants to remain in underground tanks rather than being removed and sent to a more secure disposal site."

Stories We See Too Often--Part of Strange Horizons's guidelines for submitting fiction [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Bound and Determined
• Groovy Kind of Love
• Regular Teenage Night (mf)
• Steve's Dick: 1 | 2
• That Fateful Afternoon in the Gym

Resign, Rumsfled--While his boss has said 'sorry', this man has remained unapologetic. Donald ducks yet again.

Media Matters for America--A new site that sets out to "document and correct conservative misinformation." They already have their hands full with Hannity, Coulter, and Limbaugh around.

Just say no, to hydrogen Salon

The cop who went to Harvard--Police intelligence at its finest

Kangaroo wins award for saving farmer [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Brett's Winning Shot
• Hierarchy of Needs
• High School Locker Encounter
• Ninth Grade
• Posing Strap Trio

Stuff from BuzzFlash

• Bush is a Genius--He's playing smart by playing dumb. Take this for instance.
• On world stage, critics of US grow louder
• Disney Forbidding Distribution of Film That Criticizes Bush--"Mr. Emanuel said Mr. Eisner expressed particular concern that it would endanger tax breaks Disney receives for its theme park, hotels and other ventures in Florida, where Mr. Bush's brother, Jeb, is governor." Here's to hoping that Mr. Moore's publicity stunt will lead to the film's eventual US release. NYT

"Iraqis thank Bush. Can't You?"--Well, this woman certainly won't.

"Sue Me Asshole" [c/o Boing Boing]

Fark Photoshop Theme: Magic: The Gathering cards featuring politicans

Shopping, anyone?

New artwork: Wow, the site kept sucking cum... er... succumbing to Geocities's bandwidth quotas during the last week of April as it went over 28,000 page views for the month. Well, I can't let such a wonderful behavior go unrewarded, can I? I've added 10 new images to the Fantasy album and 8 new images at the AP/AR album at The 'O' Zone, and both feature a few requests from you guys. Hope you enjoy.

Stories I'm reading:

• My Brother Chris
• My Brother, My Hero
• My Brother, My Lover (oral anal ws)
• My Brother's Affiliation
• My Brother's Dildo

"Pat [Tillman] isn't with God. He's fucking dead. He wasn't religious. So thank you for your thoughts, but he's fucking dead."--Though he may have been distraught or drunk at the time (or so the local media has tried to portray him), at least Pat's youngest brother, Rich, had the cajones to say what he really thought rather than echo the sanctimonious sentimentality from those who never knew who the man behind the hero really was. His brother did his job and paid the ultimate price as did the other soldiers who have died in the line of duty. [c/o Fark.com]

How Ahmed Chalabi conned the neocons--A definite must-read. Salon

Times Magazine failure of intelligence?

The problem wasn't with the intelligence. The problem was with the Bush administration. It didn't like the intelligence it got. [...] So it ordered up some new intelligence.

Let's not allow the Bush administration's rewriting of this important bit of history to stand. The fiasco of the missing WMDs was not primarily a failure of intelligence; it was a failure of presidential management and leadership. Such failures are all too common in an administration that stubbornly -- even "catastrophically" -- refuses to recalibrate its preconceptions when they get bruised by reality.

My Fox trot with Bill O'Reilly--And to think I used to like this guy before 9/11. Now he's a big blubbering vagina. [c/o Atrios]

PlayStation 2 Better Than Sex? [c/o little. yellow. different.]

Stories I'm reading:

• Dickie Williams
• Luke
• Man in the Mirror
• Up Close and Personal
• You Got the Job

I accuse--Joseph Wilson, author of "The Politics of Truth," talks about his prime suspect in the White House smear campaign against him and his wife. Salon

Bush, the CEO President

Fox News. Not here yet, but already hilarious [c/o Fark.com]

Who needs men? Fatherless mouse stirs up gene pool--Eek!

The Customer is Always Right--Check what's on the menu

Stories I'm reading:

• The Builder
• Hawthorne Awakening
• Jim and I
• Washing the Car
• This Young Guy Has a Beautiful Cock

Conquest or Liberation?--Kevin Drum examines Tacitus's take on the US withdrawal from Fallujah.

Iraqis Say Council-Approved National Flag Won't Fly--Ugh, fugly flag. Listen to the NPR report. [c/o Atrios]

20 years after 'molestor' is jailed, victims recant--"Four of Stoll's accusers, now adults, recently testified they were manipulated by investigators who dogged them for hours until they fabricated the stories. A fifth witness testified he has no memories from that part of his childhood." [c/o Fark.com]

The Fairly OddParents is a cartoon that's smart enough for the 'rents

Puss 'n' Boobs

New story: Object of My Desire by zulator.

Stories I'm reading: More stuff from BSF_Mach_2 YahooGroup

• Future Me
• The Game
• The Identity Snatcher
• The New Guy
• Nicked (celeb)

My Red and Blue Life--Will the real Republi-crats please stand up?

11 Hard Questions For Bush In which our columnist sits down with the prez for some truly tough talk. Can Dubya handle it? [c/o Atrios]

"Positive emotion alienated from the exercise of character leads to emptiness, to inauthenticity, to depression and, as we age, to the gnawing realisation that we are fidgeting until we die." [c/o Boing Boing]

Auction bid winner to get compliments at funeral--"For an extra $50, I'll say some really nice things," [Rev. Jim] Keyser said. [c/o Fark.com]

Attack of the transvestite carjackers

New story: Justin's New Camera by zulator who runs the Older Men and Jocks Swapping Bodies YahooGroup. There's also special bonus at the end of the story so read it to see what it is.

Stories I'm reading: BSF_Mach_2 YahooGroup

• Dirk and Joey
• Pee-wee and the Quarterback
• Roommate's Revenge
• Sibling Rivalry
• Swapping Potion

US military in torture scandal--Use of private contractors in Iraqi jail interrogations highlighted by inquiry into abuse of prisoners [c/o Atrios]

10 U.S. contractors in Iraq penalized

Bush-League Lysenkoism--The White House bends science to its will [c/o Fark.com]

Hey Crackhead [c/o Boing Boing]

X-Ray-ted