New Artwork: Check out Water Boys based on a new muscle growth story written by John.

Stories I'm reading:

• Brothers: 1 | 2
• A Deal's a Deal: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16
• High School Development: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• The New House: 1 | 2
• Truckland, USA: 1 | 2

Colin Farrell's Man on Man Kiss Manual--Gentlemen, start your engines. [c/o towleroad]

Anthony Catanzaro--An NY guy... naturally yummy, that is.

The Photography of Kevin Caudill--Beautiful bodies in black and white

Smiling frowned upon in visa photographs [c/o Boing Boing]

Yale: 1; Harvard: 0--Damn, they got pwned!!! [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Autumn: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 YahooGroups
• The Case
• Musclove, Texas 9 YahooGroups
• Ray: The Beginning
• The Super Powers Universe: 5 | 6 | 7

Jason Cameron--From TLC's While You Were Out

Most Idiotic Crimes of the 20th Century [c/o Fark.com]

BananaGuard--Looks like a hard-plastic condom to me. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Love Me, Love My Muscle YahooGroup
• Muscle Impossible
• Nephilim
• Uncle Matt's Farm 5 YahooGroup
• What Dreams May Come

Owen McKibbin--Need to lose weight? Just ask.

Scroogey neighbors get grinched

Barbie Goes Through Midlife Crisis [c/o Fark.com]

New Artwork: More Storybook Muscle posted.

Stories I'm reading:

• Butch's Buddy
• Calling: 1 | 2 | 3
• Comeuppance
• In the Cabin: 1 | 2
• Some Strong Stuff: 1 | 2

American Graffiti: Nike ads causes Singapore flap--Clear Channel chagrins city residents with uncleanliness campaign. [c/o Fark.com]

Sean Ensign--Report to the bridge!

Natural States Photography--"Capturing the natural state of man."

SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll--Who will think of the children?

Newspaper Ad Mistakenly Directs Readers To Gay Porn Web Site--Well, I'd rather see this Casey Donovan than her anyway.

Stories I'm reading:

• The Jocking: 2 | 3
• The Power of Love: 1 | 2
• The Spirit of the Matter
• The Truth of Myth
• The Wishing Machine

How to take the gloat out of your Republican relatives over Thanksgiving dinner. Salon

Robert Amstler--Making his dream a reality

Ass if there weren't enough of them out there...--Boing Boing has gotten pretty anal about this topic.

Antiquity's Greatest, and Gay, Hero

"You've taken my snakes - here, have my pussy as well."--Probably not what you're thinking. [c/o Fark.com]

Happy Thanksgiving! One thing I'm thankful for is that the new site hasn't blown up yet with all little glitches I'm catching (the perils of writing your own search engine) and slowly adding past story links into the database (just finished up March 2003), but I hope things will get better over time. Here's some other stuff that's been done today:

• updated Search with a mini-thesaurus that matches keywords to story codes
• cleaned up the Links section
• added some of my Favorite things

Thanks to everyone who've been sending me notes. I'll certainly look into some of your suggestions.

Stories I'm reading:

• Ethernet
• Implant
• Locksmith Muscles (bb oral)
• Playing with FanTCdude's Toys: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• Summer: 3 | 4 | Summer's End

Tomm Voss--This great lookin' Dane changed from a chub to a dud to a stud

From Fark

• The ineffable name--A man copyrights his name and charges $500,000 per use. This Ghislain Breton is such a... whoops... uh-oh.
• From Rags to Riches--Man who filed for bankruptcy wins New York's biggest lotto draw--all in one day.
• Ruling in lawsuit over anti-gay shirt appealed--Turnabout is fair play?
• Join the United States Beer Drinking Team--The Brew Crew is in the house.
• Google sued by nude photo website

'Gay' worm shuts down Italian senate PCs SMH [c/o Boing Boing]

New Artwork: Created a Storybook Muscle thread at the Evolution Archive and a growth sequence for Lardass at The 'O' Zone.

Stories I'm reading:

• Big Man's Lake
• Building Better Bodies Through Chemistry
• Red Zero
• Sucked Muscle (muscle theft)
• Water Is Essential For Musclegrowth

David Rich--The blond and the beautiful

Uranus-Self Anal Massage for Men--More fun stuff from Target [c/o Fark.com]

Hack your way out of writer's block--Maybe these can help me out... [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Brawn: What Traitors Wrought
• Chance of a Lifetime: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• Herculean Muscleman
• Resident Muscle: 1 | 2
• Sleeping Beauty: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Fouad Abiad--What a hunk, eh?

Who watches The Watchmen?--You probably will, when it hits theaters in 2006. [c/o Fark.com]

Hyper-Tattoo Markup Language

Stories I'm reading:

• Finding Phil
• Innovative Skin
• Massium: 1 | 2 | 3
• Massium: Dark Power
• Summer at Grandma's 3

Time to burn the budgies--Some shielas seek speedo suppression at Aussie seashores. Shit!

Study: Body mass affects sperm quality

Adam Berkovits--Bodybuilder, fitness trainer

Two Girls Accused of Serving Poisoned Cake--"Lab tests showed the icing on the cornbread cake contained an expired prescription drug, bleach, clay and tabasco sauce." [c/o Boing Boing]

Man spends week on roof of adult bookstore to protest protesters [c/o Fark.com]

Everything old is new again! After migrating over 300 files and re-encoding almost a thousand links (and I'm not nearly halfway done, oy), I figured it was a good a time as any to relaunch the site. Aside from the cosmetic changes, a lot of work has gone into the... er... back end that includes:

• a searchable custom-built database for stories and their authors and codes
• a whole new section that groups stuff by their respective topics
• a dedicated RSS feed for stories to complement the one for my blog archive
• a refurbished feedback form that finally works

Now you know why I've been so quiet as of late. Expect to see less of me as I continue moving over the rest of the links. As always, I'm eager to know what you think.

Stories I'm reading: EroticGayHypnosis 2004/2005 Story Contest Entries

• How True Love Happened
• Hypno High
• Jockmaster
• Magic Show
• Pillowbiter
• Recruits
• Stripping Steven
• Sweet Revenge

No sex, drink or smokes, we're British [c/o Fark.com]

Available on Target.com: Anal Massage at 10% off, free shipping--The mystery revealed. Thought it involved dildos. Durn.

M4M Yes Master--For serious hypno masters and slaves

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Drunk Roommate and Brother
• My Brother (inc)
• Sucking My Brother (tt inc)

Dying woman confesses to killing husband--"Authorities on Thursday found human remains in a locked, unplugged freezer in a rented storage room in Somerville." Oh my.

From Fark

• Angry Greeks Deny Alexander the Great Was Bisexual
• Matchmaker Liable For Bad Marriage
• TAMU Meat Judging Wins National Championship--"Meat judging?" Sign me up!

How To Steal Wi-Fi--And how to keep the neighbors from stealing yours.

It's a pirate's world for me...

Don't Get This Drunk

Stories I'm reading: DWSimon

• Blind Faith
• Distortion
• Siren Songs

Punctuation Substitution [c/o Boing Boing]

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an Eye [c/o Fark.com]

Bill Gates, the spammiest of them all

Stories I'm reading: jock161

• Christmas on Campus: 1 | 2
• Lee Goddard, Jock: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Muscle Mentor
• Three (bi)
• Workin at the Gym

Bush's night of the long knives--Buh-bye Colin, hello Condi Salon

From Fark

• Right-wing moralists launch censor war
• GOP may change rule to aid DeLay Effort to protect his role in House even if indicted in Texas
• "Town officials have restored a woman's business license weeks after accusing her of trying to sell a sex toy - a vibrating yellow-ducky sponge - at a flea market."

For those who need a little pick-me-up... [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading: jock161

• Dakota and his Dad
• Dads and Sons: 1 | 2
• My Brother-in-Law
• The Neighbor
• Workin' (Danny and His Dad): 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Man sets himself on fire outside White House

The shocking truth about the FCC: Censorship by the tyranny of the few [c/o Boing Boing]

NBA Bans Carter From Using IPod in Warmups--WTF?

Stories I'm reading: jock161

• Brocker: 1 | 2
• Cadet Firefighter: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• A Marine Called Jason: 1A | 1B | 2A | 2B | 3
• A Marine Called Justin: 1 | 2
• The Runners: 1 | 2

Welcome to Canada!--We've got same-sex marriage, medical marijuana -- and, hey, 80 percent of us think Bush runs a rogue nation! But I'd better warn you -- we're not as blue as you think. Salon

Delirium's "Fallen" as Star War Galaxy MTV

Charges dropped in bogus $200 Bush bill [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading: Herschel Salomon

• Freddy Doesn't Want Burgers Anymore
• Trashman

Bloody chainsaw Nintendo controller

Hurricane coming? Have a Bud.--Beer tops pre-hurricane sales, according to Wal-Mart's Big Brother-esque database. [c/o Fark.com]

I need a stiff drink...

Stories I'm reading: velvetpie

• Anal Stories: Michael
• Dancing With Tears In My Eyes: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
• Dead Heat: Forged in Fire: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Domino Artwork [c/o Boing Boing]

"'Film Fakers' may go down as one of the meanest reality series yet."--This is a new show that targets hopeful and/or wannabe actors by staging them in false flicks. "But rather than view his program as exploitive or cruel, [creator Dave Noll] said he prefers to see it as a 'twisted' form of wish fulfillment." Twisted is right. NYT

Products We Wish Microsoft Would Deliver [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Family Beach Outing (mt inc oral anal)
• Josh Gets Me Alone (tt oral anal)
• Treasures in the Attic (mt tf inc oral anal)
• Wedding Party
• Yank Boy Goes South

I am a Pundit Blogger

Cobra Commander for President--Finally, a choice for undecideds!

Porn trompe l'oeil [c/o Boing Boing]

Top 15 Biblical Way to Acquire a Wife [c/o Fark.com]

Look Ma, No Hands