Stories I'm reading:

• Aniel and Guillo
• The Drama Coach
• Rob's Service Center

U.S. losing favor with Australia--"U.S. foreign policy poses as big a threat to world peace as Islamic fundamentalism..."

Music Rules--"A Supreme Court ruling against peer-to-peer network Grokster would do more than punish music pirates. It would affect the future of the Internet." Salon

Schiavo Videos Misleading--Nothing particularly shocking about this article except that it was actually published by FucksNews.

Ms. Betty Bowers on the Terri Schiavo Reality Show--It's a crazy world when "culture of life" kooks are out to kill, but is there a spark of sanity in the offing?

Okay, We Give Up--Scientific American concedes to creationists... [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Bait Bus Guys
• Robbery at the Sperm Bank
• Trying So Hard to Be Butch

The Stewards of Gay Washington--Meet Sgt. Brett Parson of the Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit of the D.C. Police Department who has a different mission to serve.

RFID Cards Get Spin Treatment--A "contactless chip" is an RFID tag by any other name. The same goes for--insert Dr. Evil double quotes here--"personal accounts" of Social Security. [c/o Fark.com]

Profiting off Terri's Death--Oh wait, she's not dead yet.

Suppressing Free Speech--How and why three people were booted from a Bamboozlepalooza event over a "No More Blood For Oil" bumper sticker.

"And the future seems all too likely to bring more intimidation in the name of God and more political intervention that undermines the rule of law." NYT

Stories I'm reading:

• First Dad Then My Brother
• Home to Ryan
• Sibling Sins (mt mb oral anal inc)

The Rule of Poll--Have Jeb and George washed their hands of the Schiavo case?

Army: 17 Soldiers Will Not Be Charged in Prisoner Deaths--The whitewash continues...

Tom Delay and Jesus--Who's better? [c/o Atrios]

Easter Bunny Bludgeoned to Death Before Cheering Crowd of Christian Children--"You dirty old fuzzy demon!" Ahh... satire.

Investing in a daughter--Allen Andersson's multimillion-dollar investment in diabetic drug research pays off big time, but better still, it has saved his daughter's life. [c/o Fark.com]

New Artwork:

• Opened my Authoritarian gallery at GreaseTank where I'll be putting up my naughtier drawings
• Made three new pics for Super Powers Universe
• Uploaded five more Cartoon Muscle requests
• Posted a muscle growth TF based on the story Being All That I Can Be written by tigaronso
• Added two pics for Water Boys 2 written by John

Stories I'm reading:

• I Hate Anthony
• Jock and Nerd
• The Last Sleepover

Judges deny Schiavo parents again--Guess who came to almost knocking down the hospice's door? This thing has gone beyond becoming a circus.

What Bush and Co. really want to do with Social Security--Looks like my question's been answered. "Socialist wealth-redistribution scheme"... riiiight.

The Daily Show on...

• Accountability
• Congressional Meddling
• Media Filters
• The Culture of Strife

B-C, A-D fading into history--Oooh boy, just watch when the fundies get a hold of this. [c/o Fark.com]

D.C.'s Biggest Dick?--Avert your eyes if you wish to stay sane!

From Boing Boing

• Backmasking--Hidden messages from songs played in reverse
• Elmo Tickled by Tigger--That's one horny puss. WMV
• SNL Tries Penile Implant--The nose knows

Hollywood fails to reflect American Values--Really?

CNN Wankery--No admissions, no apologies. No ratings.

Stories I'm reading: The Fuck of the Irish

• Danny
• Danny
• Danny (tt)
• Danny
• Danny
• Danny Boy (inc)
• Danny Boy
• Danny Boy (hs)

"I have not laid out a plan yet -- intentionally. I have laid out principles."--He's finally said it himself, but what do Bush and co. really want to do with Social Security?

Stop Fake News--The sheer audacity of the Bush administration to justify their taxpayer-funded political propaganda is simply staggering.

St. Pats Edict Has FDNY Members Angry [c/o Fark.com]

New artwork: Size the day...

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Brian Ravages Unconscious Friend
• My Officemate
• Sleepy Muscle

Man Acquitted of Rape; Says He Was Asleep

From Bush Out (by Gandhi)

• American Facism
• Potemkin World... or the President in the Zone
• "The Pentagon has cleared itself of any high-level responsibility for the abuse of detainees in Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantanamo Bay."--Jesus. Headbanging. Christ.

The Daily Show on the changing face of media--Featuring the ignominious Ted Hitler.

Students receive semen-frosted brownies--Ewww.

The Simpsons to the Powers of Ten--Cool. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Fitness Centre (mt)
• Peek Hours
• Teen Bodybuilder
• This Just In
• Training Room (med)

USA Next sued for $25 million over anti-gay anti-AARP ad--So, how'd the "test" turn out, Jarvis?

Torture by Proxy--"Any prisoner of the United States is protected by American values. That cannot be changed by sending him to another country and pretending not to notice that he's being tortured." NYT

Who Killed Dan Rather? Salon

Israel Defense Forces say some D&D players are "simply detached from reality." [c/o Fark.com]

Ig Nobel prize winner studies homosexual necrophiliac ducks

Blink O Rama--Blinking celebrities caught on tape

Washington Times gets wood

Today is International Women's Day. Let's give our fag hags a big hug.

New artwork: A werebear TF based on A Grizzly Experience written by buddachewie.

Stories I'm reading: Woman... woe, man...

• Cure for a Bad Mood
• Read Me
• Sleepover
• Witch's Spell
• Wrong Apartment

What Jeff Gannon Means to You, and What Gannongate Means to the Future of America--The White House would just love for this story to go away, and how fascinating is it to see the mainstream media sidestepping this issue (LAT)?

Dear Condi...--The bitch gets slapped by the former Canadian foreign minister.

Bush Administration Lies--Using anonymity for the purpose of blowing bullshit of their asses

The Numa Numa dance--An oddly engrossing clip of a 19-year-old New Jersey kid lip-synching to a Romanian pop song.

Wanted: The A-Team

Stories I'm reading:

• Addicted to Cum: 1 | 2
• Dear Diary: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Glory Holes Adventures: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• A Pig's Tale: 1 | 2 | 3
• Popular: 1 | 2 | 3

Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories

Creepy baby Jesus head soul-saving website

The Bibleman Cometh

New Artwork: More cartoon muscle growth and Spider-Man requests.

Dawn of the Brain Dead--An 18-year-old Kentucky high school student has been arrested for writing about zombies attacking his school.

Seven Mistakes Superheroines Make--Why the latest action-babe flicks flopped

Stupid Comic Frames--"So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"

New Artwork: Here are some pics I've done based on requests I've gotten through this site or private messages.

• A teen archer in Fantasy
• Three TV cartoon characters experience a little Muscle Growth
• Size makes all the difference

Tearing Down the Press--W(h)ither the Truth? Salon

From Boing Boing

• Office Space/Superfriends mash-up
• "The 1121 words or phrases you can't put on personalized NFL jerseys at NFL.com."
• Comix antihero motivational posters

Alan Colmes stands up to Ann Coulter--What an amazing clip. Wished I watched it live.