Stories I'm Reading:

• Bobby
• Conference Bed Partners
• The Ride

America: A Brief Parable

Top Ten

• Ten to Avoid—The Worst Products of the Year--Here's last year's clunkers.
• Top 10 Space Movies
• Ten words women ought to know when communicating with men

Five stages of no Internet access Salon

New story: The Campus Blog Journals: Joey by cicero

Stories I'm Reading: Happy Thanksgiving

• After Turkey Day Sale (anal rim)
• One Thanksgiving Vacation (mt oral anal inc)
• A Special Thanksgiving (t mast)
• Thanksgiving (mt oral)
• A Very Special Thanksgiving (oral)

The Terrorist Temptation: Why John Murtha Is Right About Iraq

From Fark.com

• Smash My XBOX--This console seems to inspire violence (LAT)
• Facets of a Jewel Thief--A 75-year-old woman reminisces her double life
• World's Most Fattening Holiday Foods
• Sparrow death mars record attempt--The bird's even got a Dutch tribute website
• Wrong baby loses foreskin--Oy.

Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser--Sweet baby Jesus.

Stories I'm Reading: Daniel Blue

• Perfect Blow
• Rings of Desire (oral anal rim)
• Sex at Work
• Sizzling Summer Sex
• Sucking Six Cocks in the Park

Top 10 most dangerous toys--The Uruk-Hai crossbow's kinda cool.

Harried Potter--I'd watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire again just to see Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldermort again. Salon

Stanislav Ianevski--Goblet's Victor Krum is one beautiful Bulgarian.

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• The 37th Day
• Brad Comes Home (inc)
• The Sovereign State of Happiness
• Submarine Attack (mb)
• Underneath the Dock

Prominent Conservative Leader: Government in Hands of Psychopaths [Thanks Pete!]

Heidi Fleiss: "I am opening up a stud farm. I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."--And so are we.

Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes--"PT-141 is a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report." Men you say, eh? Hmmm...

Is an exposed ballsac art?--This student certainly thinks so. [c/o Fark.com]

Superman Returns--What a tease!

New story: Habeas Corporal by Wolfpek

Stories I'm Reading: tarzan290

• Masturbated Against My Will
• Milking the Cop
• Tickling Fetish Goes Too Far

Republicans: Stupid or Lying?

From Boing Boing

• "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS"--Guys need not apply
• Nondenominational DVD Player--Guess we can't watch the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre on this one.
• More on "Sex Machines"

Hops in beer may be healthy, researchers say--First pizza, and now beer!

New stories: Walter's Biology Lesson and Snippets by Wersgor

Stories I'm Reading: Sexxy Vixen

• Crossing the Border
• Dude Ranch
• Traffic Stop

'Promise broken': NY to lose 9/11 aid--"Congressional budget negotiators have decided to take back $125 million in Sept. 11 aid from New York, which had fought to keep the money to treat sick and injured ground zero workers, lawmakers said Tuesday."

From Fark.com

• Star Wars Transformers
• Sony accused of leading price-fix cartel to stop cheap deals on web
• Sighing is now an contemptible offense?

Sex Machines--Next time I'm New York, I'll have to give the Museum of Sex a looksee

Stories I'm Reading: RimPig

• An Evening with J.W. (inter true)
• Coming Home on Leave (mt inc)
• Most Likely to Succeed (mt inc)
• My Secretary's Son
• Tom (true)

Aquaman: It ain't easy to be me--TheWB greenlights TV pilot episode from the producers of Smallville.

Asymmetrical Underwear--They're certainly... different.

Sparrow knocks over 23,000 dominoes before being shot--He had to go.

Welsh rugby fan severs own nuts after his team won over England [c/o Fark.com]

The Art of Chris

New story: Ominous Signs by wbhulk

Stories I'm Reading: Daedalus369

• Missed Opportunity
• What Was I Thinking?: 1 | 2
• What Was I Thinking? The Beginning: 1 | 2

Caution over HIV 'cure' claims

From Fark.com

• Local Man Fired After Visions of the End of the World--A follow-up
• "Who wants to date my daughter?"--Send in your 500-word essay for consideration
• FDA Tomato Ruling May Make Pizza a Health Food--Duuude.

WWE wrestler Eddie Guerrero passes away--I'm gonna miss the big guy.

New story: The Mission 10 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: Alvaro Lopez

• Field Trip
• Layover
• Turnabout

From Fark.com

• "Why do public toilet seats have a horseshoe or U shape to them, and most toilet seats in homes are a full circle or O shape?"
• Cardboard box enshrined in toy hall of fame--Way cheaper than an XBOX and powered by imagination
• Digital music comes of age
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation
• The rules of sarcasm--And I learned a fun neologism, sarchasm: "the gulf between sarcasm and those who don't get it."

New story: The Campus Blog Journals by cicero

Stories I'm Reading:

• Boys' Night Out
• Hot Technician
• Jock Day
• Lake Weekend
• Powers of Persuasion

Bush regurgitates case for war--And uses the same puke [c/o Atrios]

Sexual affairs between pupils and teachers 'can be beneficial'

Best Rejected Advertising [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Bikes and Leather
• Epifanio
• Long John
• My Boss For Real
• The Untold Story

Johnny Lechner--Meet the 12th year college senior (NYT)

From Fark.com

• Man says five US cities to be destroyed 11/11--Head fer the hills!
• Male Sexual Prowess Drives Evolution?--Fuck? Yeah!
• Britain faces sperm donor shortage--What are those bloody wankers doing?
• On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study--Ought to be nominated for next year's Ig Nobels
• A take on Takei

Empire's 50 Greatest Indie Flicks [c/o Boing Boing]

New story: The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 15 by hypnojon32

Stories I'm Reading: Boy oh boy oh boy

• Boy Boner
• Boy God
• The Boy in the Bullpen
• Buff Boy
• Lawn Boy

City police reach out to gay community through liaison officer--Sgt. Scott Oak ought to swap notes with Sgt. Brett Parsons [c/o Andrew Sullivan]

From Boing Boing

• Have a Charlie Brown Christmas--Aw, brings back memories
• (Some) Penises I Have Known--So her previous lovers were a bunch of dicks?
• A Space Mountain Simulation--No need to line up

Heated bra supports good cause--Somebody please market a vibrating jockstrap [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Baby Blue Marine
• Beyond Dreams
• Chat Boy
• I Couldn't Believe My Teacher
• Rubdown by Mr. W.

"We can clearly conclude that adult overweight and obesity cause cancer."--Time for me to lose more weight.

From Fark.com

• How to Survive a Robot Uprising--And I, for one, may pick this up at the local bookstore assuming it ever gets here.
• The Secret of Blue Water--Ooooh... pweeety
• 'Blue Lagoon' made me kid porn perv--"A shamed tourist boss yesterday blamed a Brooke Shields movie for turning him into a pervert."

Attention deficit disorder? Try video games

Stories I'm Reading:

• Alex and Zach
• Daniel and I
• Drew and Jason
• John and Mike
• Tim and Dave

A history of the Iraq war, told entirely in lies--"All text is verbatim from senior Bush Administration officials and advisers."

From Fark.com

• 'Holy Anus' stirs up unholy row
• Jesus Juice--Transubstantiated for your drinking pleasure
• Man escapes prison as 'identical twin'

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes--Bill Watterson is sorely missed.

Stories I'm Reading:

• B and G
• Living in the Breaks
• Suitemate Fantasy
• Wanting a College Boy
• You Lost the Bet

Vatican: Faithful should listen to science

Cow-tipping myth hasn't got a leg to stand on--Scientists are such party poopers

Fridays vs. Mondays--Oh so true... [WMV]

New story: The Mission 9 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: All in the Family

• Better Than the Talk
• Hidden Treasure
• Homespun Perversions (mb mast)
• Terry Amos
• Where the Love Light Gleams

Schwarzenegger Street--Who are the people in his neighborhood?

A Farking Political Flamewar--Via Magic Cards

It's a big ad...--Very big ad, indeed.

New stories: Wolfpek

• Captain Invincible and the Golden Phallus of Ramses II
• The Injector
• Savage Saturday Fantasy

Triple Six Comics--Satanic Tales of Transformation and Possession