Merry Christmas to one and all. Have you been naughty or nice? In any case, I've got a little stocking stuffer for you. 
New stories:
Belly Christmas and a Flabby New Year
Cute Overload!!!--Surgeon General's Warning: May Induce Sugar Shock [c/o Boing Boing]
Stories I'm Reading:
Bush’s Snoopgate--The Madness of King George
From The Advocate
From Fark.com
Stories I'm Reading:
From Fark.com
Road Rage Cards--Get flippin' mad
Stories I'm Reading:
"Deferred Success" is new term for failure
More handbags abuzz to good vibrations--These Japanese women better not mistake their vibrators for mace. [c/o Fark.com]
Superman's Bulge Too Large In 'Superman Returns'--He should talk to Mr. Too-Fantastic
Spot the Fake Smile--How well can you read a person's face?
Stories I'm Reading:
Ford flips off the AFA--Chooses diversity over discrimination
From Fark.com
You've got mail, and... a little something you may want to have checked with your doctor LAT
Navy wife finds a new man-nequin--I bet it's not as fun as this one.
Stories I'm Reading:
Spanish At School Translates to Suspension
From Fark.com
Incompetent Design--The Intelligent Designer ain't all that.
Stories I'm Reading: High School high
Psychiatry Ponders Whether Extreme Bias Can Be an Illness--"The 48-year-old man turned down a job because he feared that a co-worker would be gay." [c/o AMERICABlog]
From Fark.com
From Boing Boing
Stories I'm Reading: Sleepy Saturday
The War on Christmas--Oh, it's ON! Also, watch Jon Stewart stick it to O'Reilly whose anti-anti-Christmas antics are so last year (Salon).
Christmas on Fark.com
The Mistletoe demystified--"Traditionally, mistletoe was considered to be the semen of the gods and of the forest, because the berries contain a liquid that looks like and has the texture of semen."
Stories I'm Reading:
Civil Partnership Act comes into effect in the UK
War stories
People's Sexiest Men Alive 2005
Video game unlocks orgasm secrets
What insane sanitizing can lead too--Won't someone think of the children? NYT
New artwork: I drew these avatars of MGS members as a way to rehabilitate my arm which took some time getting used to my workouts.
Stories I'm Reading: Authority figures
Religious City
First off, yes, that's really me up there and also the reason why I haven't been blogging as much the past few months. I've been keeping the two activities distinct since that ain't what you're here in this blog for which are sex, snark and silliness. Ok, that was it. Back to business... 
New story: Billy, Brawn and Basketball by Aardvark
Stories I'm Reading:
Fahrenheit 1861--Spinning Lincoln
Gayly news
'Bulletproof' man proven wrong
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Priest hurt in homophobic beating
From Fark.com
How to convert an Atari joystick into a vibrator [c/o Boing Boing]
