Holy canole. Where did March go? Well, a few interesting things happened while I was away.

• I integrated the design of my blog archive with the rest of the site.
• For some reason, my site was added to Nifty's list of links. Thanks to whoever was responsible.
• Charcot_2 of Ragazzi Sotto Ipnosi translated my first ever hypno story Snuffy into the lovely language of Italian.

New stories:

• Little Friends 7 by MReyes8320
• Missing Zeus 2: Lute's Story by Leminnes
• The Mission 15 by Randy Dragon
• The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 17 by hypnojon32

What do you use your Dell for?

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny [Thanks Tom!]

The Cleaning Hunk--He does housecalls... mmm.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Farmer Geoff Finds a Friend
• Pure Chance
• The Watering Hole

Porn Billing Leak Exposes Buyers--17 million of them.

Apple-plexy

• What if Microsoft sold the iPod?
• iPorn Directory--Which will be the first gay podcast?
• Post-Traumatic Apple Event Disorder--Oh, Stevie, Stevie Sabachthani!

Make a pig of yourself--A cute personality test

Stories I'm Reading:

• Menage
• The Tenth Class Reunion
• Walking the Dog

Conservative Jews to Consider Ending a Ban on Same-Sex Unions and Gay Rabbis NYT [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• Top 10 Censored Stories 2005
• Top 10 Hybrid Myths
• Top 10 Accidental Discoveries

The "Real" Simpsons--Now that's how you make an ad.

New story: The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 16 by hypnojon32

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Confrontation
• Good Guys Finish Last
• Taken by Chance

Falwell: Jews can get to heaven--Whatta goy

From Fark.com

• Jon Stewart exposes Hollywood's lack of humor
• The New Seven World Wonders--Which ones will make the cut?
• "Our universe may one day be obliterated or assimilated by a larger universe, according to a controversial new analysis."--Everybody PANIC!

Natalie "Gangsta" Portman--Watch it before NBC pulls its plug right on NBC's servers

New story: The Campus Blog Journals: Joey's Brother by cicero

Stories I'm Reading:

• Coy Boy
• Darren
• My Brother-in-Law Dan and Me

Da Vinci trial pits history against art

And this goat, which he wed...

Top Ten Most Welcome Movie Deaths

Splash Back--Gotta pump 'em all! [c/o Fark.com]

Transformers: Hearts of Steel--A very cool reimagining [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Coach Medder
• Jamie and Kyle's Adult Friend (mt tb)
• Little Stud Nurse (mt)

What's behind pastor's anti-gay messages?--"Allow me to share with you an epiphany. I think Fred Phelps is gay." [c/o Fark.com]

Bushwhacking

• "An all-time low of 34%"--He says he ain't worried about polls, but there are those who sure are.
• US leader crashed by trying to 'pedal, wave and speak at same time'
• In Bushie's defense...

"I'm tall and taned from werkin on my land. My best features is my large head full of hare."--Oh, need I go on? Don't let this Hannidate hunk get away boys!