New artwork: See this student Gearing Up 4 Wrestling.

Stories I'm Reading: luvyalots

• JP: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38
• Nick: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12

Stephen Colbert pisses off the Bushies--"As he walked from the podium the president and First Lady gave him quick nods, unsmiling, and left."

Religious City

• God is still speaking--Yet another UCC ad banned by the networks
• Hanks Be To God--A Colbert Report expose
• Double-Parking is a Religious Right!
• Church Karaoke [c/o Fark.com]
• Verses vs. Verses--Quote not lest ye be quoted

Waiters nauseated by food--Colbert and Carell in a Carvey comedy quickie

Stories I'm Reading: YahooGroup

• The Accidental Wizard: 1 | 2
• Muscle Worship: 1 | 2
• My Contest Winner: 1 | 2

C for Cookie--In the tradition of "V for Vendetta" [c/o Boing Boing]

From Salon's Video Dog

• A Hard's Day Night of the Living Dead
• Red and Blue: An Unreal (Tournament) Love Story
• Balls--This ad got lots of 'em and a great soundrtrack too boot.

MauriCGN--Watch this German guy in action.

New artwork: Four new Cartoon Muscle pics

New story: Missing Zeus 3: Becoming Demi by Leminnes

Stories I'm Reading: redkage

• Ancient Relics: 1 | 2
• Brothers for Life: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
• One Push Too Many: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Intellectual Property Run Amok

TV in Japan--Wacky fun. [c/o Boing Boing]

Melvin Anthony--Make mine marvelous

Stories I'm Reading: Texzilla

• Spiced Life: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• Spiced Days: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Spiced Games: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Democrats lose House vote on Net neutrality--It's ain't over till it's over

From Fark.com

• Geeks Take Down Dirty C-Level Executives
• School cancels classes due to nice weather
• What Does Your Sneeze Say About You?

A Cautionary Wail

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Iceman Cometh: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Mentoring Muscle: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Potential: 1 | 2 | 3
• The Power of Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3
• Taking the Good: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Clinton: Well Hung?--Too much information

Winning entries from the 2006 Boston Grand Finale of the Campus Moviefest

• Elevator Girl--Grand Prize
• Ship Shape--Best Comedy
• Tangent--Best Drama

Mats Egelstig--Hunky homme

New artwork: Two before-and-after Muscle scenes

Stories I'm Reading: YahooGroup

• Fitting Room: 1 | 2A | 2B | 2C | 2D
• Priorities: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• Hustler Sinbad: 1 | 2 | 3-4 | 5 | 6-7 | 8 | 9-10
• Hustler Sinbad Book 2: 1-2 | 3
• Unstoppable: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Gay fairy tale sparks civil rights debate

Tech specs

• Top 10 Windows XP Tips Of All Time
• Why isn't Linux more popular?
• Mac E-Mail Encryption

Eric Martsolf--A "work hard-play hard kind of guy".

New artwork: Muscle Inflation

Stories I'm Reading:

• Elevator Muscle
• Elevator Muscle
• Emil
• Muscle Beach Cruisers
• Mysterious Strength

Man Swallowed by Earth--What a way to go

Let's Sexy English--Heh, it's one way to learn the language

Focus Pocus--This camera takes away 10 pounds [c/o Fark.com]

Drifts--Oooh, bubbles

Uwe Riedel--The Gunman

New artwork: Furry Fantasy

Stories I'm Reading: Rowan McBride

• Davey's Destiny: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• Flow: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | Epilogue
• The Jascian's Toy: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• Jonah's Giant: 1-3 | 4
• Kismeta: 1 | 2

Man Sentenced To 20 Years for Cartoon Kiddie Pornography--Thoughtcrime doubleplus ungood, huh?

Let us prey

• Falwell loses to Fallwell.com--And he re-condemns Jews to hell.
• The Python of the Christ--A disconcerting movie mash-up
• 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense
• Confessions of a Mormon Boy
• LF Virgin Bridge-m4w

Despair Not, Frumpy Guys--Well, most of us ain't having our own kids anyway. [c/o Fark.com]

New artwork: Some new Muscle drawings

Stories I'm Reading: To read these stories from CYOC, copy the links to your address bar and press Enter.

• The Domino Effect
• Ecstasy
• Nocturnal Growth
• The Shape of Things
• Waxing Makes You Bigger?

Dear Mr. President--Pink sings from the heart

Still Free--Instant graffiti-cation

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran--Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Barbara Ann

V for Vendetta--The Brothers Wachowski adapt the comic book maxi-series by Alan Moore and David Lloyd and transform it into an enjoyably subversive movie experience.

Jake McLellen--He's the Buff Bastard

Stories I'm Reading: johnd7102000 YahooGroup

• Mesomorphs: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• The Muscle Club: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
• My Awakening: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

The Lifeline--A three-part Los Angeles Times series following the lives of soldiers wounded in Iraq

Alone in the Trenches--NFL's Esera Tuaolo comes out of the closet [c/o Fark.com]

"The Plan" revealed--Illegal immigration's ultimate goal

Space Ace--Watch this 80s video game played from start to finish. Lots of quick muscle/AP TFs to look out for.

Jiri Borkovec--Czech him out!

New morph: It's a Toga Party! I finally found a place for my morphs like the ones for Justin's New Camera, Hypnohunk and Josh Duhamel. I'll be uploading the others in the days to come.

Stories I'm Reading: BBMSN YahooGroup

• Jake's Meet
• Jake's Torture Chair
• Jake and I

Worst. Preznit. EVAR.--Even FucksNews polls him at 33%.

Craigslist

• Fuck, and I'm straight, too...
• An Open Letter to Straights
• Literally

The Birth of He-Man [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading: AbsMan420 YahooGroup

• The Facility
• The New Tanner
• Playing with FanTCDude's Toys: 11 | 12

The Perfect Body--A short documentary on the gay male body image

Men on Fark

• Global Sex Survey Shows Men Get More Satisfaction
• 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30--Also, Things A Man Should Never Do Past The Age of One
• 10 Irritating Things Men Do In Bed
• Male pill possible but unlikely, doctor says
• Male. Bikini. Waxing.

Jang Byung Ho--One hot Korean man

New morph: Based on the Comcast commercial featuring bodybuilder Scott Milne. I'm still looking for a new site to host my old morphs, BTW. YouTube and its ilk keep resizing my stuff.

Stories I'm Reading: jppg413 YahooGroup

• Growing Challenge: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• My Fair Man: A Muscle Musical: 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11
• Natural Selection: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• The Price of Freedom: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Become a Republican!--Democrats are for loosers

From Fark.com

• Amazing Anagrams
• Fun with Forks
• Gnarly Nails

Why is it OK to show a man's breasts on TV?--Why indeed?

New artwork: A couple new Polo pics

Stories I'm Reading: Josef Howard YahooGroup

• Alphamale and the Adventurers
• Birthright: 1 | 2
• The New Model

The Word: "The Long War"

From TecheBlog

• Top 10 Strangest iPod Accessories
• Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations
• Top 20 Strangest Gadgets and Accessories

Nicholas Hope--There's hope for me yet.

New story: The Recruit by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading: FanTCDude YahooGroup

• Brandon's Bro
• Outpost
• Party Guy

Republican Jesus--Co-opting the Christ

From Salon's Video Dog

• Happy Easter from Coke Light
• Easter Bunny
• Daily Faith Healing
• Secret Jesus
• The Passion of the Clay

Democrats' Winning Strategy [Thanks Donnie!]