Happy Father's Day

Stories I'm Reading: Fathers' Day

• Dad to the Rescue
• Forcing Dad
• Italian Father and Son
• Julien and His Father
• Swallowing Cum with Dad in the Room

GOP Governor Fires Appointee For Calling Homosexuality "Deviant" Behavior

FARKer's Day

• Father's Day Gifts He'll Actually Enjoy
• Top ten reasons Geeks make good fathers
• Dad sues to block son's circumcision

How to fold a T-Shirt--WhoaMG! Salon

New story: Horse and Jockey by Purplebootsgywr

New story: Horse and Jockey by Purplebootsgywr (mm mc tf)

Celebrities Then and Now [c/o Fark.com]

Diehard Fans Only For Billy Joel's Front Row Seats

...With the Stars!--The latest trend in celebreality Salon

KFed cleans up good--Oh my gosh... who knew?

And that's why he became the Manny--Navy Academy grad is Britney kid's nanny, and KFed ain't so happy about it.

Author Week: Tommyhawk

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Chicken Thief
• Doctor Jasper's Nut Creme
• Finding Maw a Man

Why Zarqawi finally died--After 3 years, his usefulness to the neocons was at an end, but boogeyman Osama still gets to live. Salon

From FARK.com

• Csepel Politicians in Mutual Penis Popsicle Disgust--There are vulva-shaped popiscles too.
• Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab--Multi-cocks, here we cum!
• Iowa Ear: Des Moines' well-endowed flood control--City design with a vast difference (great catch by a Farker)

The Reason...--Some fun trivia

Author Week: Duke Student

Stories I'm Reading: Duke Student

• ACC Studs
• Brothers Next Door
• Jock Bro's Homecoming (inc)

House rejects Net neutrality rules--Strike two.

Beaut

• Origami--I fold.
• Would you like to fly in these beautiful balloons?
• Sand Castles--Try kicking these down [c/o Fark.com]

Action Man--Lookit 'im go!

Author Week: Xavier Lancaster

Stories I'm Reading: Xavier Lancaster

• Home to Ryan (mt inc oral anal nc rape)
• Holiday with Jamie (mt inc oral anal)
• Rough Housing (t inc oral anal rape)

Pilot suffering heart attack makes emergency landing before dying [c/o Fark.com]

PWN3D

• Death, He comes for you
• Lifeguard Bathroom Break
• It's just a game, right?--Uh oh.

Pop Vs. Soda--I call 'em "softdrinks" myself.

Author Week: Russell S.

Stories I'm Reading: Russell S.

• I Wanna Know
• Single
• Trick or Treat

Who's afraid of the big bad gay marriage amendment?-- Not Jon Stewart who blasts Bill Bennett over it Salon

What the FARK?

• Class VP arrested after coming late to graduation
• IVF clinic forced to close after running out of sperm
• "Russian police say a boss allegedly chained an employee naked to a tree in the forest for doing his work poorly."
• Women lowering voices to raise salary
• Ukrainian man invoking God's name gets LI-OWNED

Choose Your Own Adventure Returns

Romania Give Dracula's Castle to Owners

Stickin' it to the Man--Ha!

Author Week: Jason Moore

Stories I'm Reading: Jason Moore

• Big Bad Brad
• Negotiation
• The Painting Crew

We are not entirely human, germ gene experts argue--"We are somehow like an amalgam, a mix of bacteria and human cells. There are some estimates that say 90 percent of the cells on our body are actually bacteria." All together now... ewwwww.

From TechEBlog

• Top 10 Strangest Robots
• Top 10 Strangest Gadgets from the Future
• Top 10 Strangest Desks and Tables

Animator vs. Animation

Author Week: adam2adam

Stories I'm Reading: adam2adam

• I Met Him Online
• It All Started with a Box of Magazines
• Unexpected Events

Fight Club for Geeks--"All day long these guys think they're the captains of the universe, technical wizards. They're brilliant but empty. They want to feel differently. They want to get hit, they want to feel something real."

From Scott-O-Rama

• Billy's Dad is a Fudge Packer
• Darth Vader Calls the Emperor
• Me So Holy--I'd rather listen to the Altar Boyz

Charlie the Unicorn: Candy Mountain--WTF? Salon

Author Week: Tommyhawk

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• The Broken Window (mt)
• Driving Young Jeffrey (mb)
• Handling Darryl's Tools (mb)

Maddox and the Alphabet of Manliness--Make Ann Coulter cry; pre-order his book at Amazon.com. Salon

Tech FARK

• Dude, that's a Dell?--In the immortal word of Keanu, "Whoa."
• Angry ex-girlfriend's website outs "lying, cheating U.S. Marshal impersonator"
• Downloads of Net porn hit record high

Ask a Ninja--Ninja, please.

New story: Photoshop BE 6 by Aardvark

New story: Photoshop BE 6 by Aardvark

Bill O'Lie-ly lies again--Since when did "Normandy" ever sound like "Malmedy"? Oh, that's when FuckNews decided to change the transcript and let the wire services and search engines it pick up before reverting it.

The Human Rights Campaign and Lieberman

• HRC Endorses the Duplicitous Man
• Why I've Cancelled My HRC Membership
• Ned Lamont Deserves Enthusiastic GLBT Support
• Lieberman’s Gay Defenders Think You're Stupid

Fun FARK

• Girlspeak to English Dictionary
• Evolution of Dance--Comedian Judson Laipply demonstrates.
• Today in Pumpcast News

How to delete a Windows shortcut in 7 steps--Is this the future for Microsoft Vista users? You guys can always switch you know.

New story: The Nutritionist by Aardvark

New story: The Nutritionist by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading:

• My Jeff, the Porn Star (mm oral anal inc)
• The Paper Valentine (tb oral anal inc)
• Smoking and Stroking (mt mast inc)

Foebia's Anatomy of a Republican

Kiddie FARK

• Risking a life term to protect a child--Doing the right thing may have a high price
• Doctor donates own blood to patient he's operating on
• Soldier Gives His Purple Heart to Student

Straight (and Not) Out of the Comics--Holy lesbian, Batwoman! NYT