Happy Hallo-Week 2006!

New stories:

• The Great Pumpin's Trick or Treat by Texzilla (tf fant)
• Soul of the Internet 2: Webcam by LanceFan2001 (musc mast)
• Ghost by wbhulk (mm musc fant)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Halloween Forever (mm oral anal fant)
• Halloween Reunion (fant)
• Halloween Tree (fant)

Tricks and Treats

• Who's Afraid of Halloween? [c/o FARK.com]
• Apple-bobbing at the Cheney's [Thanks Pete!]
• 13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants [Thanks Michelle!]
• Crappiest Halloween costume [c/o FARK.com]
• Men of Mortuaries--They're drop dead gorgeous.

New story: Pollination by zulator

New story: Pollination by zulator (tf musc fant)

Stories I'm Reading: CYOC Body Swap (Copy and paste the links in another window/tab to view the stories directly.)

• Becoming the Boy Next Door
• Into U
• Smokin'

Gender and development [c/o FARK.com]

• Study: Sexual Desire is in Your Genes
• Gene mutation turns girls into boys
• Drop in Testosterone Levels in U.S. Men, Study Finds
• The Sexy, Healthy Scent of a Man
• Subliminal Nude Pictures Focus Attention

New story: Alien Greenhouse by toddmen8302

New story: Alien Greenhouse by toddmen8302 (musc scifi)

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• The Milking Pens
• The Second Start
• Triple Trouble

Religious City

• A Country Ruled by Faith--Bush's faith-biased initiatives [c/o Andrew Sullivan]
• Bishops Draft Rules on Ministering to Gays--"The nation’s Roman Catholic bishops have drafted new guidelines for ministry to gay people that affirm church teaching against same-sex relationships, marriages and adoptions by gay couples, yet encourage parishes to reach out to gay Catholics who feel alienated by their church." NYT
• De Worser Bijbel--"A new Bible translation is causing controversy after it cut out difficult parts surrounding economic justice, possessions and money." [c/o FARK.com]

New story: Muscle, Fur and Vengeance by xythan_shadow

New story: Muscle, Fur and Vengeance by xythan_shadow (mm musc tf)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Demon Dad
• Lucifer's Embrace
• Pact with Satan

Sex-Ed Up [c/o FARK.com]

• Sex ed gets a lot sexier at Canadian university--"An undergraduate program at Canada's august University of Toronto offers discussions on flogging, restraint, and role-play, as well as an arts course called 'Queerly Canadian.'"
• Kindergartners get sex ed classes--Startin' 'em young, huh?
• Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation

New story: Silas by svankmaj

New story: Silas by svankmaj (mm fant best)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Captain Invisible
• Invisible
• One Week Invisible

Keith on Habeas Corpus

• "Your words are lies, Sir. They are lies, that imperil us all."
• The Day Habeas Corpus Died
• "Why does Habeas Corpus hate America?"

New story: What Are Friends For by zulator and Body Swap Stories by dfbbear

New story: What Are Friends For by zulator (body swap)

Stories I'm Reading: dfbbear

• Be Careful What You Wish For
• I'll Never Leave You
• Sanchez and the Army Base

Tom in Paris--He also runs this one.

New story: Lighting Up a Couple of Cubans by Texzilla

New story: Lighting Up A Couple of Cubans by Texzilla (mm tf)

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Ah's House of Bottled Dreams
• The Discontented Pixie
• While Dragons Sleep

Car dust art--Better than this, definitely. [c/o FARK.com]

New story: The Pawn Shop by zulator

New story: The Pawn Shop by zulator (mm body swap anal)

Heckuva job, Bushie--Your 61% disapproval is quite an achievement.

Tech Tuesday [c/o FARK.com]

• Open source's opened sores--Google's Code Search exposes programmer anger
• A Brief History of Computers, As Seen in Old TV Ads
• Microsoft Media Player shreds your rights

Freedom Is Not Free 2007 Calendar--Masticable military muscle [c/o Andrew Sullivan]

New story: Daddy and Son by xythan_shadow

New story: Daddy and Son by xythan_shadow (mm musc tf)

War: What is it good for?--The Daily Show's John Oliver noses for answers

In FARK we trust

• Christian BA employee suspended for wearing cross necklace
• "The deep truth is that the elites in the Republican Party have pure contempt for the evangelicals who put their party in power."
• "Opepay antsway otay ingbray ackbay Atinlay Assmay"--No effin' way.

A religious high

New story: Jekyll Gene HM - The Bottle Blonde Contagion by Texzilla

New story: Jekyll Gene HM - The Bottle Blonde Contagion by Texzilla (mm musc tf)

The Coming Gay Republican Purge--Knocking on the Log Cabin Republican's door

Animal FARK-net

• Birds and bees may be gay--How will parents teach their kids about sex now?
• Quintple-X L speedo entangles dolphin--And somewhere out there is a huge-ass naked man.
• Meerkats murdered because they bit a girl who "crawled over a driftwood barrier, climbed up more than 3 feet of artificial rock and reached over 4 feet of Plexiglas to get her arm into the exhibit."--Oy.

The War of the Words: The Story of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders--Oh, the humanity!

New story: It Runs in Your Jeans by zulator

New story: It Runs in Your Jeans by zulator (body swap)

Opus Gay--The Daily Show exposes the Homosexual Agenda

What the FARK?

• Grandmother arrested for stealing football 'for revenge'
• Remember the Alimony--Should a man still pay it to his ex who is now a man?
• Pink duds have inmates vowing to reform

Muggers get mugged--Oh, what a sweet takedown.

New story: Taking Tabor by cicero

New story: Taking Tabor by cicero (mm oral anal)

Paging Mark Foley--As only the Daily Show can

The Gayly News

• Indians urge repeal of gay sex ban
• Judge rules gay R.I. couple has right to marry in Massachusetts
• "A 13-year-old student was failed after she refused to write an assignment on life in a gay community, because of her religious and moral beliefs." [c/o FARK.com]

Live-r Die--When you have a "bad" liver

New story: What's the Frequency 3 by lemapp

New story: What's the Frequency 3 by lemapp (body swap)

The Daily Show on...

• Republican Congressman Mark Foley's folly
• Gays in the Military
• Net Neutrality