New stories by Wrestlr: Encore, Family Secrets and Sockie Says

New stories: Wrestlr

• Encore
• Family Secrets: An Institute Story
• Sockie Says

Former creationist preaches gospel of evolution

Florida and Evolution

• Evolution Debate Heats Up In Florida
• Don't monkey with science in our schools
• Eden's apple falls far from evolution tree

  Allowing the word 'evolution' to creep into science class would be a terrible mistake. [...] You not only should maintain your ban on the 'E' word in science class but also should allow for further retooling of scientific lessons to palliate the justifiable grievances of the faith-based community in such an irritatingly non-faith-based area of study.

  Magnetism

  Old concept: magnetic attraction because of bipolarity of ferrous objects.

  New way to be taught: "filled with the spirit of the Creator's force field."

• It's time for Florida to evolve
• Flying spaghetti monster defeats anti-evolution FL school board--RAmen, I say unto you.

Christian YouTube Is the Fastest-Growing Site on the 'Net

More college students seeking spiritual answers

New stories: It All Began with Power Pills by wishboy, Brother, Have We Got Problems by MS_Alberta, The Orphanage by Jaypat

New stories:

• It All Began with Power Pills by wishboy
• Brother, Have We Got Problems: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 by MS_Alberta
• The Orphanage by Jaypat

Stories I'm reading: AP@CYOC

• Kyle and Matt Get Their Wish
• Punch and Rocky
• Purple Sticky
• Slashed
• The Sleeping Pill

Net rage

• The Internet Fuckwad Theory
• Mind your manners online Salon
• Don't Flame me Bro

Your rights online

• AT&T and Other ISPs May Be Getting Ready to Filter--And while the FCC plans to investigate Comcast for screwing its customers over it.
• If Your Hard Drive Could Testify...--Privacy is no longer a guarantee. Might as well eRaze the suckers.
• Network Solutions registers domain name searches and holds them hostage--They claim they aren't 'front-running', but they're backtracking after their cunning plan backfired.

Cell tech

• Shocker: People loathe cellphone carriers
• Devices Enforce Silence of Cellphones, Illegally
• 10 Reasons To Hate Cellphone Carriers

New stories: Like Father, Like Son, A Case of the Gotta Have Him's, I Can Wait and Center of Attention

New stories:

• Like Father, Like Son by wishboy
• A Case of the "Gotta Have Him"s and I Can Wait by MS_Alberta
• Center of Attention by screamingmoist

Stories I'm reading: AP@CYOC

• Don't Try This Online!
• Make It Stop?
• Farmer Man
• Playing with Chemicals
• The Speeding Ticket
• Young Friends

WWII Nazi's Tank Manuals - unexpectedly hilarious

Photo panache

• The Animal Kingdom in Ultra-Hi-Res--Photography by Andrew Zuckerman
• 25 Photographs Taken at the Exact Right Time
• Nick Tosches: Autumn and the Plot Against Me
• Human Statues of Liberty
• The Best License Plate Ever
• Photo taken With and Without Flash

The Infamy of Internet-Dater John Fitzgerald Page

New stories: The Pop-up, Best in the County, Darwin's Broken, Moving In; Second Puberty and Touched conclude

New stories:

• The Pop-up by wishboy
• Best in the County and Darwin's Broken by MS_Alberta
• Moving In by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 13 | 14 by Jaypat
• Touched 18 by Redkage

Stories I'm reading: AP@CYOC

• Extreme Makeover: Jock Edition - Jeff
• Extreme Makeover: Jock Edition - Blake
• We Change You: Baseball Player
• We Change You: Growing the Team
• We Change You: Football Player
• We Change You: Wrestler

Major ISP to Intercept and Modify Web Pages

Go, go, gadgets go

• Innovative Designs and Devices
• The Top 10 Most Brilliant Gadgets and Worst Gadgets of 2007
• Gadgets Now and Then: 1 | 2

Tens of Thousands of Porn Website Records Compromised

Are your e-mails hurting your career?

Wii grasses up cheating wife

New stories: High School Bully 6, Balance, Changing world, Remember Your Manngers; Second Puberty and Touched continue

New stories:

• High School Bully 6 by BBMSN
• Balance and Changing World by MS_Alberta
• Remember Your Manners by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 11 | 12 by Jaypat
• Touched: 15 | 16 | 17 by Redkage

Stories I'm reading: AP/AR@CYOC

• An Older man, A College Boy
• Dynamic Switch
• Possibility
• Temptation's Always Knocking
• You CAN have real friends online

Elections '08

• Can You Count on Voting Machines?
• Predicting the winner of the 2008 US Presidential Elections using a Sony PlayStation 3
• Reading Tea Leaves and Campaign Logos

Soldiers

• Andrew Olmstead: Final Post--Last words of a soldier-blogger killed in Iraq.
• The Marlboro Marine--Three Years After
• Reservist fighting his fifth war call-up

The Bomb

• HBO Airs A-Bomb Footage Kept from Media for Decades
• Daisy: The Complete History of an Infamous and Iconic Ad
• Atomic History

New stories: Hard Questions 3, What's Your Worth?, Tony's Bad Day; Second Puberty and Touched continue

New stories:

• Hard Questions 3 by dymondbolt
• What's Your Worth? by MS_Alberta
• Tony's Bad Day by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 9 | 10 by Jaypat
• Touched: 12 | 13 | 14 by Redkage

Stories I'm Reading: j575@CYOC

• Child Services
• Growing at Camp
• The New Wide Receiver
• Red Tide
• Twins No Longer

The controversy continues

• Is creationism museum good for kids?
• Creationist crooks pilfer Harvard's work
• Kentucky's Creation Museum expanding--Fantasyland gets an upgrade
• Your Creation Museum Report
• Evolution Debate Led to Ouster, Official Says
• The evolution of creationism Salon
• Evolution Book Sees No Science-Religion Gap

New stories: Another Choice, Summer Practice, Stuck in the Middle; Second Puberty and Touched continue

New stories:

• Another Choice by xythan_shadow
• Summer Practice by MS_Alberta
• Stuck in the Middle by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 7 | 8 by Jaypat
• Touched: 9 | 10 | 11 by Redkage

Stories I'm Reading: ClevguyinNYC@CYOC

• Can I Come In?
• Kevin's Wishes
• The Neighborhood Has Changed
• Rehearse a New Life
• Retail Queen Dethroned
• You Get What You Paid For

Who'll Age Worst?--What'll you look like in 20 years?

CIA Tape-gate

• CIA destroyed interrogation tapes--Guess I haven't gotten as cynical as I thought. This is just abhorrent behavior.
• CIA man defends 'water-boarding'--Thanks for confirming it.
• U.S. Special Counsel Says He Won't Provide Files
• Bush Lawyers Discussed Fate of C.I.A.Tapes
• Criminal Probe Opened over CIA Tapes--But Durham won't have the same autonomy Fitzegerald had with the Libby case.

Top 25 Censored news stories of 2007

New stories: Muscle Evolution, It Can All Work Out, If You Let it, Impatience; Second Puberty and Touched continue

New stories:

• Muscle Evolution by muscl4life
• It Can All Work Out, If You Let it by MS_Alberta
• Impatience by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 5 | 6 by Jaypat
• Touched: 6 | 7 | 8 by Redkage

Stories I'm Reading: AP/AR@CYOC

• B-Morpher 1.0
• Chemical Liquids
• The Natural
• The Waterfall
• The Grandson-in-Law

Johnson & Johnson sues American Red Cross over use of emblem--They're going after Switzerland next for an unauthorized derivative usage.

Music

• How the RIAA tasted victory: a perfect storm which might not be repeated
• RIAA Hits a Sour Note With Its File-Sharing Witch Hunt
• Kwik-Fit sued over staff radios
• Time for Luddite & Wanton Label Chiefs to go
• We're All Thieves to the RIAA

World's most dangerous comic

New stories: Playing GI Joe with Grandpa, It's Not For Everybody, But It's Important For Some, Surf's Up; Second Puberty and Touched continue

New stories:

• Playing GI Joe with Grandpa by zulator
• It's Not For Everybody, But It's Important For Some by MS_Alberta
• Surf's Up by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 3 | 4 by Jaypat
• Touched: 3 | 4 | 5 by Redkage

Stories I'm reading: AP@CYOC

• Fitness Beer
• From Weird to Great
• The Mist: 1 | 2 (tg ap)
• Something To Worry About Later
• Tasty Water

Planet Hiltron--A future look at celebrities

Scalper-hunters

• Fans sabotaging scalpers' auctions
• Missouri Sues Hannah Montana Scalpers
• In battle over resale rights, ticket site must reveal "scalpers'" identities

Top 15 Film Misquotes

New stories: Ultimate Fucker 2, Temwork is Underrated, Full Contact Football, and the first parts of Second Puberty and Touched

New stories:

• Ultimate Fucker 2 by Magus
• Teamwork is Underrated by MS_Alberta
• Full Contact Football by screamingmoist
• Second Puberty: 1 | 2 by Jaypat
• Touched: Prologue | 1 | 2 by Redkage

Stories I'm Reading: AP/AR@CYOC

• Advanced Computer Program
• Chemical Liquids
• Hit the Showers
• One More Time
• Tasty Water

SomeECards.com--A crazy card for any occasion

Cracked

• 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins
• 8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons
• 6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped

the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks--Here's one for apostrophes as well.

Happy 2008! New stories from O'Melissokomos, jockmorphr, MS_Alberta, screaming_moist, Jaypat and BBMSN.

Happy New Year!

New stories: I had planned of not letting 2007 pass without posting an original story from me like I did in 2006, but my modem flaked out on me just when I was about to upload it yesterday. I suppose it's for the best since now I can post it and usher in the New Year with AP/AR week and my three newest contributors: MS_Alberta (AKA Sill), screamingmoist and Jaypat.

• There's No Such Thing as a Free Lunch by O'Melissokomos and jockmorphr
• One More Time... by MS_Alberta
• Professor's Lesson by screamingmoist
• The Hike by Jaypat
• High School Bully 5 by BBMSN

Stories I'm Reading: AP/AR@CYOC

• An Ad & a Pop
• Summer Practice
• The Reward
• The Turnville Turnips
• You're Too Young!

The Life Store: Hot Cop--hulumulu adapted Aardvark's story into a fucking amazing muscle growth comic. Hope there's more to come!