New stories by CallMeCrazy, dymondbolt, Jaypat, lthrjock and RdyRoger

New stories:

• The Bet 2 by Jaypat
• The Jocking: 3rd Quarter: 02:00 by CallMeCrazy
• New Year's Resolution 12 by lthrjock
• The Salt 7 by RdyRoger
• Special Delivery 4 by dymondbolt

Bad for Business

• Wordpress resists Canon attempt to take down Fake Canon blog
• Google submission hammers section 92A--"In its submission, Google notes that more than half (57%) of the takedown notices it has received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act 1998, were sent by business targeting competitors and over one third (37%) of notices were not valid copyright claims."
• Goldman Sachs hires law firm to shut blogger's site

Rotten Apple

• App Store Lessons: the game changer rejection
• Apple Rejects EFF Updates App, Claims Parody Content Is Objectionable
• Whither Eucalyptus?

Customer Disservice

• Source: Office Depot Associates Routinely Lie about Notebook Stock
• More Office Depot Employees Report Lying to Customers, Changing Price Tags
• FTC: Lying About Notebook Inventory Violates Federal Law

New morph and New Stories by baboonfan, CallMeCrazy, dymondbolt, Jaypat, lthrjock, muscl4life and RdyRoger

New stories:

• The Bet by Jaypat
• The Butter Ball Parade by baboonfan
• Duke and the Fox by muscl4life
• The Jocking: 3rd Quarter: 03:00 by CallMeCrazy
• New Year's Resolution 11 by lthrjock
• The Salt 6 by RdyRoger
• Special Delivery 3 by dymondbolt

New morph: Hypnohunk 2

Three Wolf Moon Amazon reviews--Crowdsourcing reaps hilarious rewards yet again, as highlighted in this YouTube parody of this ridiculously-awesome T-shirt.

Credit Card

• A Consumer’s Guide to the New Credit Card Rules--An issue that finally got noticed.
• What Does Your Credit-Card Company Know About You?
• Credit Card Industry Aims to Profit From Sterling Payers

Economy

• Citigroup Spends Bailout Money Lobbying Student Lenders To Sabotage Obama Plan--Bad enough these students are already in bad debts
• Guatemala police arrest Twitter user for 'inciting financial panic'
• British Airways ditch first class in new planes as age of austerity bites--Doubt their planes will get repossessed, unlike these Learjets Salon.
• Accountant saves cash, calories by cooking at home
• Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again TheOnion