New stories by Hector Himeros, Jaypat, R Christopher Cooper, SS and Titan

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New stories: Please welcome Hector Himeros

• Anal Obsession by Hector Himeros
• Ben's New Neighbour 4 by Titan (hypno)
• The Guinea Pig by Jaypat
• Power Tie 2 by SS
• Prince Charming--Some Day My Prince Will Cum by R Christopher Cooper

Religion

• The Threat From Within: Dominionists Taking Over America
• Army Declares Atheists Spiritually Unfit
• Christian schools lose appeal bid in UC case--"The U.S. Supreme Court rejected an appeal [...] from Christian schools that want the University of California to grant college-prep credit for courses with religious viewpoints - using textbooks, UC says, that replace science with the Bible."
• Reagan’s Prayer Ritual Ruled Unconstitutional
• Why do Americans claim to be more religious than they are?
• Survey: Americans switch faiths often
• Televangelist Benny Hinn Cures People With Gods Jacket

TPTB

• A smoking gun letter reveals Vatican directly ordered pedophiles be protected--Going beyond the crime, it's the cover-up
• Johnson Testified To Protect Catholic Church From Sex Abuse Lawsuits
• Mexico's "secular Taliban"

New stories by Aardvark, wishboy and Wordshop

New stories:

• The Photo Booth: A Tale of Transformation by Aardvark
• Something New by wishboy
• Tim's Adventure 18 by Wordshop

Superheroes

• Grandma's Superhero Therapy
• Real Life Superheroes Registry
• Se abre en Madrid una sastrería para superhéroes
• 'Real Life Superhero' Breaks Up Carjacking In Washington State
• How to Handle Exposition--Superhero style

Movies by the numbers

• 7 Great Movie Endings Demolished By Test Audiences
• 13 Funniest Celebrity Film Cameos, Playing Themselves
• The 12 Best Movie Sequels Ever Made
• 7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
• The dong show: Top 10 moments in male full-frontal

New stories by Londonboy, R Christopher Cooper and Titan

New stories:

• Ben's New Neighbour 3 by Titan (hypno)
• Golden Boy--It Was a Good Thing That Bus Didn't Leave Until Nine by R Christopher Cooper
• Muscle Fantasy Island 3 by Londonboy

Watch Ricky Gervais' Extremely Uncomfortable Golden Globes Monologue

Arizona

• No One Listened to Gabrielle Giffords
• Can Jared Loughner help us get beyond good and evil?
• Jon Stewart on the most absurd Tucson commentary

PalinAsPresident.com

Racism

• New Huckleberry Finn edition censors 'n-word
• FBI: Bomb Planted Along MLK Day Parade Route In Spokane
• What's Really Delaying Spielberg's Tin Tin Movie? Racism

JamTheCat: "Boycott Amazon"

New stories by Peterbilt, R Christopher Cooper and Titan

New stories:

• Ben's New Neighbour 2 by Titan (hypno)
• Cinderella Muscle by R Christopher Cooper
• Me and the Senator by Peterbilt

Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2010 Headline of the Year contest--The Tech Headline shoulda been a contendah for the Main category.

Science vs. Religion

• "Fact -- if the earth was 10 ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it was 10 ft further away we would freeze to death... God is amazing!!"--Got 2 words for this ignorant slut: Fact you.
• God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope
• New technologies confuse reality and fiction: Pope
• Bill O'Reilly: God causes the tides not the moon
• Stephen Hawking on Religion: 'Science Will Win'
• USB - Satan's Data Connection
• How Google's cute "doodles" became Satan's pawns
• Astronomer Sues University, Claiming Religion Cost Him a Job
• US Geneticist Wins $1.5 Million Religion Prize--And there are times when Religion wisens up

Religion vs. Women

• Woman opens fire on religious police officers
• Outcry in Pakistan after video of a 17-year-old girl's flogging by the Taliban is shown on TV
• What Wouldn't Jesus Do?: Tina Anderson, 15, Punished by Baptists for Being Raped
• Teacher fired for premarital sex
• UK Bans Ice Cream Ad Featuring Pregnant Nun--Ad was created to protest the Pope's visit to the UK

Two new contributors: SS and werewolf_muscle, and new stories from buff cj, cicero, Londonboy, O'Melissokomos, Otaru_grower, R Christopher Cooper

New stories: Please welcome SS and werewolf_muscle.

• Bringing Down Our Principal 3 by Otaru_grower (hypno)
• Building Walls 3 by buff cj and O'Melissokomos
• Muscle Fantasy Island 2 by Londonboy
• Power Tie by SS (musc mc)
• Somewhere Out West in An Out Of The Way Motel by R Christopher Cooper
• Tales of Felipe by cicero
• Wolf Brothers by werewolf_muscle

LEGO Weekend... New stories by Seekingsometruth, Titan and zulator

New stories:

• Ben's New Neighbour by Titan (hypno)
• The Clothes by zulator (body swap)
• Latex Manacles 2 by Seekingsometruth (hypno)

Lego Weekend

• Amazing LEGO Art by Nathan Sawaya
• Lego: Patching up a wall near you
• LEGO War Vehicle Crosses Chasms With Built-In Bridge
• Lego Starcraft: Brick Rush
• Lego Shootout Animation
• Lego Hello World
• Lego is not safe for kids? (NSFW... maybe)
• 35 Lego Mega Constructions You (Probably) Haven’t Seen Before
• Wanted: Letterpress Made of Legos Creates Charming 8-Bit Prints
• What I remember most about LEGOs

LEGO weekend... New stories by Londonboy, Otaru_grower and R Christopher Cooper

New stories:

• Bringing Down Our Principal 2 by Otaru_grower (hypno)
• Muscle Fantasy Island by Londonboy
• Snowbound With A Mountain Man by R Christopher Cooper

Lego Weekend

• Antikythera Mechanism--Here comes the science.
• Escher
• Penrose
• Milhouse
• Space Invaders
• Imperial Shuttle
• CubeDudes
• Facebook
• Monster Chess
• Sniper Rifile
• buffet

On the twelfth day of Christmas... New stories by kdumd, Wolfpek and z119z

New stories:

• Deep Blue by Wolfpek
• Dippin' New Life by kdumd (musc)
• My Personal Hypnotist by z119z (hypno)

WTF

• Woman who shot 12-year-old won't face charges, but boy will
• Army hero who lost a leg in Afghanistan denied a disabled parking permit by council bosses 'because he might get better'
• California Courts Uphold Order Making Homeless Man Pay Child Support and Lose Inheritance
• Elderly Bithlo man beaten to death after being mistaken for sex offender
• Millionaire faces jail for attack on knife raider at his home
• Robber sues store worker who shot him
• Stabbed hero dies as more than 20 people stroll past him

On the eleventh day of Christmas... New stories by F_R_Eaky, Mango Deville, MS_alberta, PutU2Sleep

New stories:

• And the Ship Sailed On by PutU2Sleep (hypno)
• The Christmas Journal 8 by F_R_Eaky
• Journal Entries of a Bemused and Fortunate Man by MS_alberta (ap)
• Magic Punchbowl by Mango Deville
• Ya Big Baby!: Prologue by dymondbolt

Trolling the Girlfriend

• Merry Christmas
• "Can't you love me for who I am..."
• The Meanest Marriage Proposal Ever

Relationships

• The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
• Can a Sexless Relationship Work?
• How to Apply the Laws of Physics to Personal Relationships

Wedded Blisters

• 25 Horribly Sexist Vintage Ads
• Marriage
• Why Do Couples Start to Look Like Each Other?

On the tenth day of Christmas... New stories by Esperanto Grrl, RdyRoger, Ultrabeef7, wrestlr and z119z

New stories:

• Achieve by Ultrabeef7
• Boomerang by z119z (hypno)
• Knight of the Bee by Esperanto Grrl
• Licks by wrestlr (hypno)
• The Profile by Rdyroger

Right-wing

• Mosque foes launch Bieber boycott--Article on satire site exposes unsurprising ignorance, ensuing ruefulness.
• We're Headed for a Major Battle with the Tea Party Crowd over the Constitution Itself
• World Net Daily Sells Lies with the Pink Swastika
• A Web of GOP Influence
• Lewis Black: Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's

Racism

• White supremacists urge Thor boycott over casting of black actor as Norse god
• Racists Totally Freak Out Over Muslim 'Batman of Paris'
• South Carolina Senate President Dresses Up Like Confederate Soldier With Black Slaves At GOP Event
• How to scare white people
• No leniency for man who printed racist fliers

On the ninth day of Christmas... New stories by F_R_Eaky, Iainlthr and Touchstone

New stories:

• Another Nick and Noah 2 by Iainlthr
• The Christmas Journal 7 by F_R_Eaky
• How To Save A Life by Touchstone (hypno)

The Year That Was

• Worst 5 Films of 2010
• 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
• The Best Photos from Time 2010
• Best Albums of 2010
• The Pogies: Best Tech Ideas of the Year

On the eighth day of Christmas... New stories by F_R_Eaky, Magus, Purplebootsgywr, R Christopher Cooper and seekingsometruth

New stories: Happy New Year!

• The Christmas Journal 6 by F_R_Eaky
• Inbox by Magus (musc mc)
• Metallic Mayhem by seekingsometruth
• A Muscular and Happy New Year by R Christopher Cooper
• STOOGE! by Purplebootsgywr (hypno)

People Who Became Nouns

Origami that Will Blow Your Mind

10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery

Toys you used to love that look totally boring now

15 Durex Ads So Clever They Almost Make You Want To Buy Condoms