New Artwork:

• Ty plays a prank on Peter in Growing in the sun by scriptboy
• Yu-Gi-Oh's Joey Wheeler gets an upgrade...
• That Hulking feeling

Stories I'm reading:

• A Chance Encounter
• The Bodybuilding Bug
• MassX 5: Halftime at the X'dFL
• Playing with Max Mann's Toys: A Mass X Tale (mm musc inc)
• Project Atlas

White cops win $2.2 million on reverse discrimination case--Claim they were passed over for promotions by "less-qualified women and members of ethnic minorities."

Republicans like Lieberman more than Dems--They can have 'im along with Zell Miller.

John Xuere--A beautiful body in motion

Meet the Turminator--Schwarzenegger on a slump.

Indiana Man Wins 'Village Idiot' Award [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• B and G
• Living in the Breaks
• Vacation Experiment

A Culture of Death, Not Life NYT

The Daily Show on Political Opportunism--Let's not talk about the Pope's view on the death penalty and the Iraq war when we're promoting the Culture of Life, shall we? A little respect, please.

The many flavors of Christ--What's next? A carb-free communion? [c/o Fark.com]

"Remove your bills the Christian way"--Thanks to the Christian Bill Removers, my debts have been forgiven. Amen. (Damn spam. )

From the Best of Craig's List

• Fifteen Men from Craig's List
• I love you, Average Boyfriend
• Yes, You Can Bury Your Face in My "Sweet Titties"
• Mom, I know you're there
• Jesus wants you to fuck me

Stories I'm reading:

• Extra Credit Video
• The Hike: 1 | 2
• The Sauna

"Citizen journalists"? Try partisan hacks--Even when they're wrong, they're right. Salon

Meet Mel "Memo Maestro" Martinez--The beleaguered senator insists on passing the buck yet again.

Dear Mainstream Media...

Judging the judges--"There does seem to be this misunderstanding out there that our system was created with a completely independent judiciary." Whoo-boy, the Executive and Legislative branches have control of the board, the balance is in check.

From Fark.com

• Fans are Daft Vaders--"Diehard Star Wars fans queuing to see the new movie which does not even open for 43 days have discovered they are waiting outside the wrong cinema."
• Smoking outlawed in 'Marlboro Country'
• Japan's virgin wives turn to sex volunteers--Not only that, "the sexless marriage is one of several reasons why experts fear Japan is on the verge of a demographic disaster." So where are the men getting their sex from then? Hmm...

From Boing Boing

• Starbucks Delocator--Finding alternative coffee houses in your area. Wonder if this can go worldwide.
• 25 favorite Sesame Street moments--See if yours made it to this guy's list
• 'C' is for kooky-- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food"??? Cookie Monster, you pathetic sellout!

Spammer gets NINE years in prison

Stories I'm reading:

• I'm Better Than She Is!
• The Introduction
• Unknowing Cock Whore

Court upholds teen's right to rant--School learns the hard way that students have First Amendment rights too.

From Atrios

• Wingnuts go apeshit over AP's Pulitzer Prize winning photos--They claim the Associated Press was complicit with Iraqi insurgents and didn't show enough American heroism in their photographs. "The AP's crime? In so many words, they are guilty of showing the conflict in Iraq the way that it is, and not the way that the conservative blogosphere wishes that it were."
• DeLay's Lavish Island Getaway--Ok, all these "scandals" cropping up this week is just too weird. Somebody (Rove, most likely) is really out to get him.
• Get paid and a free camcorder for documenting your kids's exposure to pesticides!--Whoops, too late. They've suspended the CHEERS program. (Gee, I wonder why?) Darn, the t-shirt would have a been cool to have.
• The Gannon-Guckert-Gosch Conspiracy--I think somebody missed his April 1 article deadline.

Seven-point-eight treee-llion dollars in debt--After spending close to $2 billion the past four years, is it finally time to raise taxes?

Phil A. Buster--What kind of stupid bullcrap is this?! File this under "ineffectual instruments of influence" like this hokey one-million signature petition drive to protect the judiciary. Ugh, no wonder the Bushies are still around. [c/o AMERICABlog]

Taiwanese man commits suicide when girlfiriend dumps him for his online alter ego [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Easing His Grief: 1 | 2
• If You Choose Not to Decide: 1 | 2
• Online Awakening: 1 | 2

The End for DeLay?

• DeLay Russian trip paid for by firm lobbying Russian gov't [c/o The Raw Story]
• Political Groups Paid Two Relatives of House Leader NYT

Sensenbrenner Wants to Criminalize TV Indecency--Holy fuckshit, Batman!

45% approval for "popular" president--There's that liberal bias in the media again.

How To Do Things With Extremists--What's the deal with John Cornyn?

Parents object to use of red ink on grading test papers--"Red writing, they said, was 'stressful.'" Quick, somebody call the waaahmbulance! [c/o Fark.com]

Spectrum Wars--Or "How HDTV killed firefighters, birthed the Broadcast Flag, and screwed America" [c/o Boing Boing]

Pope John Paul II: 1920-2005--I'm really wondering who the next Pope is going to be. For those who want a fictionalized glimpse of the selection process, watch The Shoes of the Fisherman starring Anthony Quinn and Sir Laurence Olivier.

Stories I'm reading:

• Becoming a Cock Slave: 1 | 2 | 3
• Fun with Belts: 1 | 2 | 3
• The Wingman: 1 | 2

A Tale Told By An Idiot--"Wildly overplaying the Schiavo protesters, ignoring facts and giving Bush a free ride, the press was full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." Salon

"The coverage of the Schiavo tragedy is just the latest example of how conservatives have established a permanent media infrastructure that lets them push a button to start a public furor over virtually any issue of their choosing." [c/o BuzzFlash]

Florida Election official quits amid criticism--Oh, now somebody is held accountable for a recent botched-up election. Why didn't this happen four years ago?

Plan for gay festival roils Israelis--"We can't permit anybody to come and make the Holy City dirty. This is very ugly and very nasty to have these people come to Jerusalem." Ugh... look who's "dirty", "ugly", and "nasty".

Are you horny? [c/o Boing Boing]

From the Best of Craig's List

• Straight man searching for straight men
• The Craig's List M4M Dictionary
• How I became Bisexual
• Attention Rebel Spies...
• My Boyfriend Thinks You're Hot, So You Must Die

Video-Iron Crotch-99 Power Practice--I've heard of "buns of steel", but this is ridiculous. [c/o Fark.com]

Terri Schiavo dies--May she finally rest in peace

Republicans: Distracted by Religion

Conservative judge blasts Bush, Congress for role in Schiavo case [c/o BuzzFlash]

Will the GOP need life support? Salon

Militias were set to "rescue" Schiavo in "Operation Resurrection"--I only wish this was an April Fool's joke

"God told me to come and juggle."--Ditto to this.

Stories I'm reading:

• Aniel and Guillo
• The Drama Coach
• Rob's Service Center

U.S. losing favor with Australia--"U.S. foreign policy poses as big a threat to world peace as Islamic fundamentalism..."

Music Rules--"A Supreme Court ruling against peer-to-peer network Grokster would do more than punish music pirates. It would affect the future of the Internet." Salon

Schiavo Videos Misleading--Nothing particularly shocking about this article except that it was actually published by FucksNews.

Ms. Betty Bowers on the Terri Schiavo Reality Show--It's a crazy world when "culture of life" kooks are out to kill, but is there a spark of sanity in the offing?

Okay, We Give Up--Scientific American concedes to creationists... [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Bait Bus Guys
• Robbery at the Sperm Bank
• Trying So Hard to Be Butch

The Stewards of Gay Washington--Meet Sgt. Brett Parson of the Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit of the D.C. Police Department who has a different mission to serve.

RFID Cards Get Spin Treatment--A "contactless chip" is an RFID tag by any other name. The same goes for--insert Dr. Evil double quotes here--"personal accounts" of Social Security. [c/o Fark.com]

Profiting off Terri's Death--Oh wait, she's not dead yet.

Suppressing Free Speech--How and why three people were booted from a Bamboozlepalooza event over a "No More Blood For Oil" bumper sticker.

"And the future seems all too likely to bring more intimidation in the name of God and more political intervention that undermines the rule of law." NYT

Stories I'm reading:

• First Dad Then My Brother
• Home to Ryan
• Sibling Sins (mt mb oral anal inc)

The Rule of Poll--Have Jeb and George washed their hands of the Schiavo case?

Army: 17 Soldiers Will Not Be Charged in Prisoner Deaths--The whitewash continues...

Tom Delay and Jesus--Who's better? [c/o Atrios]

Easter Bunny Bludgeoned to Death Before Cheering Crowd of Christian Children--"You dirty old fuzzy demon!" Ahh... satire.

Investing in a daughter--Allen Andersson's multimillion-dollar investment in diabetic drug research pays off big time, but better still, it has saved his daughter's life. [c/o Fark.com]

New Artwork:

• Opened my Authoritarian gallery at GreaseTank where I'll be putting up my naughtier drawings
• Made three new pics for Super Powers Universe
• Uploaded five more Cartoon Muscle requests
• Posted a muscle growth TF based on the story Being All That I Can Be written by tigaronso
• Added two pics for Water Boys 2 written by John

Stories I'm reading:

• I Hate Anthony
• Jock and Nerd
• The Last Sleepover

Judges deny Schiavo parents again--Guess who came to almost knocking down the hospice's door? This thing has gone beyond becoming a circus.

What Bush and Co. really want to do with Social Security--Looks like my question's been answered. "Socialist wealth-redistribution scheme"... riiiight.

The Daily Show on...

• Accountability
• Congressional Meddling
• Media Filters
• The Culture of Strife

B-C, A-D fading into history--Oooh boy, just watch when the fundies get a hold of this. [c/o Fark.com]

D.C.'s Biggest Dick?--Avert your eyes if you wish to stay sane!

From Boing Boing

• Backmasking--Hidden messages from songs played in reverse
• Elmo Tickled by Tigger--That's one horny puss. WMV
• SNL Tries Penile Implant--The nose knows

Hollywood fails to reflect American Values--Really?

CNN Wankery--No admissions, no apologies. No ratings.

Stories I'm reading: The Fuck of the Irish

• Danny
• Danny
• Danny (tt)
• Danny
• Danny
• Danny Boy (inc)
• Danny Boy
• Danny Boy (hs)

"I have not laid out a plan yet -- intentionally. I have laid out principles."--He's finally said it himself, but what do Bush and co. really want to do with Social Security?

Stop Fake News--The sheer audacity of the Bush administration to justify their taxpayer-funded political propaganda is simply staggering.

St. Pats Edict Has FDNY Members Angry [c/o Fark.com]

New artwork: Size the day...

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Brian Ravages Unconscious Friend
• My Officemate
• Sleepy Muscle

Man Acquitted of Rape; Says He Was Asleep

From Bush Out (by Gandhi)

• American Facism
• Potemkin World... or the President in the Zone
• "The Pentagon has cleared itself of any high-level responsibility for the abuse of detainees in Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantanamo Bay."--Jesus. Headbanging. Christ.

The Daily Show on the changing face of media--Featuring the ignominious Ted Hitler.

Students receive semen-frosted brownies--Ewww.

The Simpsons to the Powers of Ten--Cool. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Fitness Centre (mt)
• Peek Hours
• Teen Bodybuilder
• This Just In
• Training Room (med)

USA Next sued for $25 million over anti-gay anti-AARP ad--So, how'd the "test" turn out, Jarvis?

Torture by Proxy--"Any prisoner of the United States is protected by American values. That cannot be changed by sending him to another country and pretending not to notice that he's being tortured." NYT

Who Killed Dan Rather? Salon

Israel Defense Forces say some D&D players are "simply detached from reality." [c/o Fark.com]

Ig Nobel prize winner studies homosexual necrophiliac ducks

Blink O Rama--Blinking celebrities caught on tape

Washington Times gets wood

Today is International Women's Day. Let's give our fag hags a big hug.

New artwork: A werebear TF based on A Grizzly Experience written by buddachewie.

Stories I'm reading: Woman... woe, man...

• Cure for a Bad Mood
• Read Me
• Sleepover
• Witch's Spell
• Wrong Apartment

What Jeff Gannon Means to You, and What Gannongate Means to the Future of America--The White House would just love for this story to go away, and how fascinating is it to see the mainstream media sidestepping this issue (LAT)?

Dear Condi...--The bitch gets slapped by the former Canadian foreign minister.

Bush Administration Lies--Using anonymity for the purpose of blowing bullshit of their asses

The Numa Numa dance--An oddly engrossing clip of a 19-year-old New Jersey kid lip-synching to a Romanian pop song.

Wanted: The A-Team

Stories I'm reading:

• Addicted to Cum: 1 | 2
• Dear Diary: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Glory Holes Adventures: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• A Pig's Tale: 1 | 2 | 3
• Popular: 1 | 2 | 3

Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories

Creepy baby Jesus head soul-saving website

The Bibleman Cometh

New Artwork: More cartoon muscle growth and Spider-Man requests.

Dawn of the Brain Dead--An 18-year-old Kentucky high school student has been arrested for writing about zombies attacking his school.

Seven Mistakes Superheroines Make--Why the latest action-babe flicks flopped

Stupid Comic Frames--"So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"

New Artwork: Here are some pics I've done based on requests I've gotten through this site or private messages.

• A teen archer in Fantasy
• Three TV cartoon characters experience a little Muscle Growth
• Size makes all the difference

Tearing Down the Press--W(h)ither the Truth? Salon

From Boing Boing

• Office Space/Superfriends mash-up
• "The 1121 words or phrases you can't put on personalized NFL jerseys at NFL.com."
• Comix antihero motivational posters

Alan Colmes stands up to Ann Coulter--What an amazing clip. Wished I watched it live.

Welcome to the site's new home at PrideSites. I've done as much as I can updating all of the non-YahooGroup linkages as I could, and so I hope you can help spread the word, or the URL for that matter, of the my new web address where I hope to slowly get things started again.

New Artwork: I've been a busy boy. Lemme know what else you'd like to see.

• Briefs
• Miscellaneous Heroes
• Swimmers
• Transformation
• Wrestlers

Well, the other shoe finally dropped: Yahoo has suspended my account and taken down my website. Please watch this space for more information to come presently.

Couple of things. First, thanks to everyone who voted for Sweet Revenge, the "winner" of the 2004/2005 Eroticgayhypnosis Story Contest. (I'm just glad we had so many new hypno stories to read.) A few weeks back, sunfiregod and I asked Thom to donate the prize to the Red Cross on our behalf for their tsunami relief efforts.

And second, thanks also to everyone who's written me (a couple of messages may have jumped straight to my Bulk mail folder... sigh). I'm still deciding what to do, but in the meantime, I thought I'd occasionally update the site anyway. I might as well take this chance to greet you all a Happy New Year, however belated it may be.

New Artwork: Here's a couple of wrestlers and my favorite Marvel character, Spider-Man, all muscled up.

Stories I'm reading:

• Bored in a College Guy's Room
• Cock-Hungry College Boys
• Jock Rape
• Look at the Size of that Cock
• Top Bunk

Gay high school teen outed and expelled

Sweet Bee-ginnings--Ex-offenders become beekeepers [c/o Fark.com]

Do those unsubscribe links actually work, or are they just another spammer scam? Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• The Haulers
• Hitching to L.A.
• My Olympic Swimmer
• A Ride Too Far
• Stolen in the Night

FCC to investigate Summer Olympics 2004 Opening--Here they go again. [c/o Fark.com]

Safe Personal Computing--Because you never know who knows what you know. [c/o Boing Boing]

Would-Be Thief Is Duct-Taped to Pole

Stories I'm reading:

• Julien's Papi
• Skip the Flick
• Steve and Me
• Surprise Guest (mm inc)
• Want Some More Buddy?

Bush monkey portrait sparks protests--Manager goes apeshit, threatens to have artist arrested.

The Most Hideous Holiday LPs of All Time [c/o Fark.com]

Tom Wolfe wins bad sex award--Because "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue" is so scintillating.

Stories I'm reading: It's incest to us

• Brother Joe
• Full Circle
• Green-Eyed Monster
• Jake's New Hobby
• Rejoined Halves

Sotted Santas start slugfest [c/o Fark.com]

Mark Burnett "didn't think it was right to show both lesbian kisses at 8 o'clock."

The Queer Eye Script Scandal [c/o towleroad]

Stories I'm reading:

• Becoming His Girl 2
• Blackmailed into Homo-Humiliation
• I'm Better Than She Is!
• Night Swims
• The Shower Voyeur

Mormons who banked on doomsday find the debt collector at the door--D'oh! [c/o Fark.com]

News from Towleroad

• France to punish homophobic and sexist remarks with jail sentences--Andy weighs in
• Aussie Gay group demands bill of rights
• Capitol officer disciplined for comment to gay couple
• Canada court gives green light to gay marriage
• Gays "do not have a fundamental right to wed", according to Albany judge
• Months after the start of gay marriage, the divorces begin
• Gay Rights Groups in Debate Over Stance on Social Security

Hooray for Blu-Ray--Disney's support is all well and good, but until the industry standard for DVDs is finalized, it's boohoo for you.

Stories I'm reading:

• A Boy Awakened (mm anal)
• Metrosexual
• Phallic Idolization
• Pleasure Slave
• Zander Gets Fucked

Rumsfeld under fire for 'hillbilly armour' used to defend army

The Curse of the Christmas Single [c/o Fark.com]

A Painting A Day--Keeps the doldrums away. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Bountiful Barry
• Car Magic
• The Oil Rig
• Problem Solver
• Writer's Block

Terror List Way Behind--Called "an exercise in full employment for bureaucrats, rather than a realistic way to make the country safer." [c/o Fark.com]

Police dog bites nude man in the genitals--Oh, nuts.

Laptops Fry Sperm--That's why I'm never without my CoolPad.

Stories I'm reading:

• Born Again
• Brains and Brawn
• Curious Roommies
• My Roommate Nick
• School Days

Old Faithful by David Sedaris [c/o towleroad]

US Supreme Court rejects eBay porno cop's case

'One in four buys broadband for porn'--Yeah, right. That ought to be one in two. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Friends Brother Joey (mt hs true)
• Genital Gymnast
• Jiffee Lube
• Just Plain Bad
• Tutoring Jerry

Titanic' Line 'I'm the King of the World' Tops Cheesy Movie Scene Survey

Woman Gets Threatening Letter After Hanging Up On Telemarketer [c/o Fark.com]

A picture within a picture within a picture within...--My head hurts. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Getting Acquainted
• I'm a Gloryhole Slut
• Letters from Hesperus
• Rural Rutting with Red
• Strap-On Fantasy Twisted

U.S. networks reject church gay ad--And they ended up giving the United Church of Christ more publicity... hehehe.

Most FCC complaints came from the Parents Television Council [c/o Fark.com]

Cartoon Character Skeletons--Weird, but fun. [c/o Boing Boing]

New story: Three short hypno tales written by cicero in Bits and Pieces.

Stories I'm reading:

• Arresting Officer
• But Officer, I Didn't Know
• Rogue Cop
• The Ticket
• You Have the Right

All you need is Brylcreem [c/o towleroad]

McRorie--The one-man band from the future [c/o Boing Boing]

How to eat sushi--A surprisingly very comprehensive and informative guide. [c/o little. yellow. different.]

Stories I'm reading: In the name of father, the son and other family members

• Aaron Gets His Wish (inc oral mast)
• Meeting Mike
• The Most Important Thing
• Right Guy
• Tommy

Has the mystery of the Holy Grail been solved?

Latter Days--This movie based on the experiences of Jay Cox tells the story of a Mormon who falls in love with another man. Steve Sandvoss and Wes Ramsey play the unlikely duo of the innocent Aaron and the flamboyant Christian, and together they bring in one of the finest performances I've ever seen in a gay film. (It doesn't hurt they're both beautiful to look at.) Read reviews here and here.

Farkin' religiosity

• Getting the Bible back to its roots--The Pentateuch reparsed
• Credit card 'bars Sabbath buying'
• Some See Jesus In Dental X-Ray--First it was the 'Virgin Mary' toast, now this. What's next?
• Dover Math Teachers Required to Offer 'Alternative Value' for Pi--"If 3 is a good enough 'pi' for the Almighty, then it ought to be good enough for us." Gotta love 'em satires.

Molatar's Castle--"This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities." [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Becoming His Girl
• Grand Opening
• Let Me Lick It
• Ricky
• The YMCA

My Gay Sim Life

Bullets over Boing Boing

• Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition--Onward Christian soldiers.
• Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership--Bit more here and here
• Pink Pistols--"Armed Gays don't get bashed."

Netscape's Fun & Games--Featuring the World's Dumbest People and Laughable Lawsuits

New morphs: Something a little different from what I usually do.

Stories I'm reading:

• The Behemoth
• Dreaming of Danny
• Mack-11
• The Patient
• Zoo Muscle

Target Faces Backlash for Banning Salvation Army Bell Ringers From Its Stores [c/o Fark.com]

Paul Reneman--Sweet Homme Alabamian

Studbank--Your community of the hottest hunks on the net.

Myophile--The mighty morphin' bodybuilder

Haptic Arm Wrestling--"Over the Top" goes over the network.

Stories I'm reading:

• And Then He Came
• The Blue Glo
• Bobell
• Gym Teacher
• Marlboro Muscle

The Story of O--An orgasmic interview. Salon

Oliver Price--Please sir, can I have some more?

Hunk Heaven

Frenchman walks free after wife forgives murder bid

Optimists Club calls it quits--Pessimists unavailble for comment. [c/o Fark.com]

Gotta love Google for sending unsuspecting users to my site... hehehe.

• secrets of seduction romanian judge--Wha?
• sibel edmonds nude photo--Oookay...
• gay hypnosis michael moore--Right-wing nuttery at work?
• cheney huge cock dick bulge package--Bush's tailor is at it again.
• michelangelo's david penis enlarged--Some people just don't appreciate art.

Stories I'm reading:

• Fantasy
• The Roommate: 11 | 12 | 13-14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19
• Magic Punchbowl
• My Fair Man 4 YahooGroups
• Teen Growth

Melbourne after gay city crown [c/o towleroad]

Chad Ray Martin--Electrifyingly big

Merry Chrismukkah--Mix-mashing the holidays [c/o Fark.com]

New Artwork: Check out Water Boys based on a new muscle growth story written by John.

Stories I'm reading:

• Brothers: 1 | 2
• A Deal's a Deal: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16
• High School Development: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• The New House: 1 | 2
• Truckland, USA: 1 | 2

Colin Farrell's Man on Man Kiss Manual--Gentlemen, start your engines. [c/o towleroad]

Anthony Catanzaro--An NY guy... naturally yummy, that is.

The Photography of Kevin Caudill--Beautiful bodies in black and white

Smiling frowned upon in visa photographs [c/o Boing Boing]

Yale: 1; Harvard: 0--Damn, they got pwned!!! [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Autumn: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 YahooGroups
• The Case
• Musclove, Texas 9 YahooGroups
• Ray: The Beginning
• The Super Powers Universe: 5 | 6 | 7

Jason Cameron--From TLC's While You Were Out

Most Idiotic Crimes of the 20th Century [c/o Fark.com]

BananaGuard--Looks like a hard-plastic condom to me. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Love Me, Love My Muscle YahooGroup
• Muscle Impossible
• Nephilim
• Uncle Matt's Farm 5 YahooGroup
• What Dreams May Come

Owen McKibbin--Need to lose weight? Just ask.

Scroogey neighbors get grinched

Barbie Goes Through Midlife Crisis [c/o Fark.com]

New Artwork: More Storybook Muscle posted.

Stories I'm reading:

• Butch's Buddy
• Calling: 1 | 2 | 3
• Comeuppance
• In the Cabin: 1 | 2
• Some Strong Stuff: 1 | 2

American Graffiti: Nike ads causes Singapore flap--Clear Channel chagrins city residents with uncleanliness campaign. [c/o Fark.com]

Sean Ensign--Report to the bridge!

Natural States Photography--"Capturing the natural state of man."

SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll--Who will think of the children?

Newspaper Ad Mistakenly Directs Readers To Gay Porn Web Site--Well, I'd rather see this Casey Donovan than her anyway.

Stories I'm reading:

• The Jocking: 2 | 3
• The Power of Love: 1 | 2
• The Spirit of the Matter
• The Truth of Myth
• The Wishing Machine

How to take the gloat out of your Republican relatives over Thanksgiving dinner. Salon

Robert Amstler--Making his dream a reality

Ass if there weren't enough of them out there...--Boing Boing has gotten pretty anal about this topic.

Antiquity's Greatest, and Gay, Hero

"You've taken my snakes - here, have my pussy as well."--Probably not what you're thinking. [c/o Fark.com]

Happy Thanksgiving! One thing I'm thankful for is that the new site hasn't blown up yet with all little glitches I'm catching (the perils of writing your own search engine) and slowly adding past story links into the database (just finished up March 2003), but I hope things will get better over time. Here's some other stuff that's been done today:

• updated Search with a mini-thesaurus that matches keywords to story codes
• cleaned up the Links section
• added some of my Favorite things

Thanks to everyone who've been sending me notes. I'll certainly look into some of your suggestions.

Stories I'm reading:

• Ethernet
• Implant
• Locksmith Muscles (bb oral)
• Playing with FanTCdude's Toys: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• Summer: 3 | 4 | Summer's End

Tomm Voss--This great lookin' Dane changed from a chub to a dud to a stud

From Fark

• The ineffable name--A man copyrights his name and charges $500,000 per use. This Ghislain Breton is such a... whoops... uh-oh.
• From Rags to Riches--Man who filed for bankruptcy wins New York's biggest lotto draw--all in one day.
• Ruling in lawsuit over anti-gay shirt appealed--Turnabout is fair play?
• Join the United States Beer Drinking Team--The Brew Crew is in the house.
• Google sued by nude photo website

'Gay' worm shuts down Italian senate PCs SMH [c/o Boing Boing]

New Artwork: Created a Storybook Muscle thread at the Evolution Archive and a growth sequence for Lardass at The 'O' Zone.

Stories I'm reading:

• Big Man's Lake
• Building Better Bodies Through Chemistry
• Red Zero
• Sucked Muscle (muscle theft)
• Water Is Essential For Musclegrowth

David Rich--The blond and the beautiful

Uranus-Self Anal Massage for Men--More fun stuff from Target [c/o Fark.com]

Hack your way out of writer's block--Maybe these can help me out... [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Brawn: What Traitors Wrought
• Chance of a Lifetime: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• Herculean Muscleman
• Resident Muscle: 1 | 2
• Sleeping Beauty: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Fouad Abiad--What a hunk, eh?

Who watches The Watchmen?--You probably will, when it hits theaters in 2006. [c/o Fark.com]

Hyper-Tattoo Markup Language

Stories I'm reading:

• Finding Phil
• Innovative Skin
• Massium: 1 | 2 | 3
• Massium: Dark Power
• Summer at Grandma's 3

Time to burn the budgies--Some shielas seek speedo suppression at Aussie seashores. Shit!

Study: Body mass affects sperm quality

Adam Berkovits--Bodybuilder, fitness trainer

Two Girls Accused of Serving Poisoned Cake--"Lab tests showed the icing on the cornbread cake contained an expired prescription drug, bleach, clay and tabasco sauce." [c/o Boing Boing]

Man spends week on roof of adult bookstore to protest protesters [c/o Fark.com]

Everything old is new again! After migrating over 300 files and re-encoding almost a thousand links (and I'm not nearly halfway done, oy), I figured it was a good a time as any to relaunch the site. Aside from the cosmetic changes, a lot of work has gone into the... er... back end that includes:

• a searchable custom-built database for stories and their authors and codes
• a whole new section that groups stuff by their respective topics
• a dedicated RSS feed for stories to complement the one for my blog archive
• a refurbished feedback form that finally works

Now you know why I've been so quiet as of late. Expect to see less of me as I continue moving over the rest of the links. As always, I'm eager to know what you think.

Stories I'm reading: EroticGayHypnosis 2004/2005 Story Contest Entries

• How True Love Happened
• Hypno High
• Jockmaster
• Magic Show
• Pillowbiter
• Recruits
• Stripping Steven
• Sweet Revenge

No sex, drink or smokes, we're British [c/o Fark.com]

Available on Target.com: Anal Massage at 10% off, free shipping--The mystery revealed. Thought it involved dildos. Durn.

M4M Yes Master--For serious hypno masters and slaves

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Drunk Roommate and Brother
• My Brother (inc)
• Sucking My Brother (tt inc)

Dying woman confesses to killing husband--"Authorities on Thursday found human remains in a locked, unplugged freezer in a rented storage room in Somerville." Oh my.

From Fark

• Angry Greeks Deny Alexander the Great Was Bisexual
• Matchmaker Liable For Bad Marriage
• TAMU Meat Judging Wins National Championship--"Meat judging?" Sign me up!

How To Steal Wi-Fi--And how to keep the neighbors from stealing yours.

It's a pirate's world for me...

Don't Get This Drunk

Stories I'm reading: DWSimon

• Blind Faith
• Distortion
• Siren Songs

Punctuation Substitution [c/o Boing Boing]

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an Eye [c/o Fark.com]

Bill Gates, the spammiest of them all

Stories I'm reading: jock161

• Christmas on Campus: 1 | 2
• Lee Goddard, Jock: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Muscle Mentor
• Three (bi)
• Workin at the Gym

Bush's night of the long knives--Buh-bye Colin, hello Condi Salon

From Fark

• Right-wing moralists launch censor war
• GOP may change rule to aid DeLay Effort to protect his role in House even if indicted in Texas
• "Town officials have restored a woman's business license weeks after accusing her of trying to sell a sex toy - a vibrating yellow-ducky sponge - at a flea market."

For those who need a little pick-me-up... [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading: jock161

• Dakota and his Dad
• Dads and Sons: 1 | 2
• My Brother-in-Law
• The Neighbor
• Workin' (Danny and His Dad): 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Man sets himself on fire outside White House

The shocking truth about the FCC: Censorship by the tyranny of the few [c/o Boing Boing]

NBA Bans Carter From Using IPod in Warmups--WTF?

Stories I'm reading: jock161

• Brocker: 1 | 2
• Cadet Firefighter: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• A Marine Called Jason: 1A | 1B | 2A | 2B | 3
• A Marine Called Justin: 1 | 2
• The Runners: 1 | 2

Welcome to Canada!--We've got same-sex marriage, medical marijuana -- and, hey, 80 percent of us think Bush runs a rogue nation! But I'd better warn you -- we're not as blue as you think. Salon

Delirium's "Fallen" as Star War Galaxy MTV

Charges dropped in bogus $200 Bush bill [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading: Herschel Salomon

• Freddy Doesn't Want Burgers Anymore
• Trashman

Bloody chainsaw Nintendo controller

Hurricane coming? Have a Bud.--Beer tops pre-hurricane sales, according to Wal-Mart's Big Brother-esque database. [c/o Fark.com]

I need a stiff drink...

Stories I'm reading: velvetpie

• Anal Stories: Michael
• Dancing With Tears In My Eyes: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
• Dead Heat: Forged in Fire: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Domino Artwork [c/o Boing Boing]

"'Film Fakers' may go down as one of the meanest reality series yet."--This is a new show that targets hopeful and/or wannabe actors by staging them in false flicks. "But rather than view his program as exploitive or cruel, [creator Dave Noll] said he prefers to see it as a 'twisted' form of wish fulfillment." Twisted is right. NYT

Products We Wish Microsoft Would Deliver [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Family Beach Outing (mt inc oral anal)
• Josh Gets Me Alone (tt oral anal)
• Treasures in the Attic (mt tf inc oral anal)
• Wedding Party
• Yank Boy Goes South

I am a Pundit Blogger

Cobra Commander for President--Finally, a choice for undecideds!

Porn trompe l'oeil [c/o Boing Boing]

Top 15 Biblical Way to Acquire a Wife [c/o Fark.com]

Look Ma, No Hands