New stories:
If only gay sex caused global warming--Why we're more scared of gay marriage and terrorism than a much deadlier threat.
Men 'rather die' than admit gay affairs [c/o Fark.com]
T.R. Knight: I Was Told Not to Come Out
New story: It took a couple more months longer than I expected, but now I can finally announce the inclusion of one of my favorite authors evar, AbsMan420, to the site. Maybe I'll get to finish drawing the rest of Pollination: The Comic Book. (Don't I wish.) Read The Bulldawg Maker.
New morph: varanmac posted on YouTube this great transformation clip, which I decided to play around with.
New Company Announces Jesus Figurine Range--I'd rather have a Buddy Jesus statue.
Meet the Duggars, one nucular nuclear family--Dear Jim Bob, God said go forth and multiply, not exponentiate.
Atheist offers to send letters post-Rapture--Entrepreneurship at its best.
New stories: Men in Training: Boys as Toys by Glaucon55 (mf mast nc med) and Triggered Slut by toddmen8302 (mm mast hypno)
Spying in the Death Star: The AT&T Whistle-Blower Tells His Story
When Less is More--The nutty legal syllogism that powers the Bush administration
Stabbed in the back! The past and future of a right-wing myth
New story: An American Muscleman in London: First Full Moon by Londonboy
Deployed troops battle for lost custody of their children
Court rules sperm donor must pay child support--Dunno how he's gonna do that when he's frellin' dead. Oh, won't someone think of the children?
Texas man forced to pay child support for kid that's not his--Apparently, there's federal funding at stake.
New stories:
The Fountain--Thought to self upon leaving the theater: That. Was. Fucked. Up. Don't get me wrong, the visuals were amazing, Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz were great (as was seeing My Name is Earl's Ethan "Randy" Suplee as a frickin' doctor), and the story wrapped itself up admirably, but... man... what a head trip. I want whatever writer/director Darren Aronofsky was smokin' when he made this film.
New stories:
Verizon says phone record disclosure is protected free speech--Just in case they don't get retroactive immunity for breaking the law in the first place?
Teche Tuesday
Technosexuals: We're Heeeeeeeere!--Is that pronounced like "Tech. No sex, you all." Zing!
New stories: Indiana Man series by FanTCman
Viagra for Women: What's it like?
Masturbate instead, Le Pen tells women's forum--Condoms are for pussies.
New stories: I'm striking the iron while it's hot so say hello to Londonboy, Redkage and Wordshop.
Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming--"The thought of being unable to seize the seven-headed serpent and hurl it into the abyss really keeps Me motivated," Christ said.
Good Friday, Awesome Friday--Totally.
Mr. Deity--Heaven, hell, the gang's all here.
New story: Playing Around by toddmen8302
Student arrested for making videogame map of school--And the overreactions begin
Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters--Joystiq.com asks: Are they becoming a 'non-troversy'?
Who is this Sneak King around?--I would so buy this if I had an XBOX. Now only $0.99.
New story: Two new chapters of Warrior by Aardvark
$67 Million Lawsuit: Lawyer Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers--Actually he was a judge, who endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort" over his missing pair of pants. 
Check out the Custom Cleaners Defense Fund site, which will go live soon.
Ten Steps to Cell Phone Security--Things to do unless you'd like to be hit by a $26,000 bill.
Good Samaritan Canoeists Fined $85 Tickets--Thankfully, the prosecutor hasn't lost his common sense unlike Deputy Brown.
New story: Crew Team Discipline by Glaucon55
Stories I'm Reading:
Pedophiles and the First Amendment: thoughts on a disgusting situation [c/o Andrew Sullivan]
Utah Lawmakers Want To Limit Internet Porn Access--This state is in another dimension.
Ron Jeremy sticks it to tech sector--On a related note, guess who was his high school classmate.
"Librarian Censorship of Scrotum is Just Nuts"--What's wrong with a little sex ed? [c/o Fark.com]
New stories: Over the next few weeks, I hope to bring online the entire musclegrowth story collections of BBMSN, John D. and muscl4life whom I'd like to welcome into the fold. In the meantime, let's start with these:
New morph: Getting a good night's rest.
Spider-Man 3--Sometimes there's nothing better than months of anticipation ending in a very satisfying culmination. I really hope the gang sticks around for at least one more flick, but with this movie already busting all previous budget records, it'd be interesting to see how the cast and crew's contract renegotiations will turn out.
New story: The Masturbation Chronicles, Tale No. 2 -- The Boys from Lebanon by Glaucon55
Defending His Country, but Not Its 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Policy--Lt. Eric Alva explains
New story: Manservant John by Purplebootsgywr (mm hypno weight gain)
Gay Babies Biological, Baptist Leader Says--That's the good news. The bad news is that he supports "possible medical treatment that could switch an unborn gay baby's sexual orientation to heterosexual."
New story: Warrior 2 by Aardvark
Stories I'm Reading:
Becoming--Muscle growth image caption stories
Men look at crotches--You don't say...
The Nutty Buddy--Vs. the Pitching Machine (with video goodness). 
New story: Officer Cole's Secret by Glaucon55
Stories I'm Reading: Is there a problem, Officer?
US Attorney Firings Had Genesis in White House--Kevin Drum's take, "Shorter Alberto Gonzales: I take total responsibility for Purgegate, but none of it was really my fault." Too little, too late, perhaps?
Cops on FARK
Real life Bambi and Thumper--Too cute to live.
New stories:
Stories I'm Re-reading: I finally finished formatting my favorite stories by Glaucon55. I'm currently working on the rest, which I'll be uploading in the days to come.
Terror Watch: The Missing Padilla Video--"The government made a secret video of its interrogations of 'enemy combatant' Jose Padilla. But now that he's on trial, the Feds claim they don't know where it went."
George W. Bush Comedy and Tragedy
The Iraqi Insurgency for Beginners Salon
Canada rejects anti-terror laws--Truly the better half of North America
StopIranWar.com--Will you let history repeat itself?
New stories:
The Ten Movie--Thou shalt watch this movie.
"Creationists believe, based primarily on Biblical evidences... that dinosaurs were created on the 6th day of the Creation Week, between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago; that they lived in the Garden."--Adam and Eve: Dino-wranglers. Fuck yeah.
