Stories I'm reading:

• The Best Fuck of My Life
• Big Boy Rob Teaches Me A Thing Or Two
• The Male Geisha
• Stranded In a Snow Storm, HOT!
• Theme Park Hunk

The Manipulator--All about Ahmad [c/o Atrios]

WMDs found?--Can't help but feel some vital nuance was lost in translation. [c/o Fark.com]

Blogroll

• "The most salient point to emerge from the president's recent speech on Iraq was the new rationale he put forward for continuing to support him and his policies: effective management of his own failures."--Words, TPM's. Emphasis, mine.
• "You have the audacity to talk about protecting families and children from the homosexual menace, while you yourselves tear apart families and drive children to despair."--Atrios links to this great letter to the editor.
• Der Dolchtoss, Cont'd--Maxspeak and Matthew Yglesias punts Instapundit
• dKosopedia--The Free Political Encylcopedia from Daily Kos
• Preemption--Interesting insight by Kevin Drum

Fafblog Interviews: Dr. James Dobson [c/o Boing Boing]

The Homophobic Players Present: 2 Years Later, A Cautionary Tale Salon

Stories I'm reading:

• Confession
• Cupid
• One Man's Jock Strap
• Stud in Room 223
• There's Something About Jake

A Solider's Sacrifice

Terror threat source called into question--Is it time for Ashcroft to go?

Peter Arnett was framed--Remember him?

Republican Survivor--If the trailer is this fuckin' funny, I can't wait to see the real thing on June 3. [c/o Atrios]

Proof the Atkins Works

Stories I'm reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Playing with Jimmy YahooGroup
• Sucked While Sleeping YahooGroup
• Winning the Championship YahooGroup

"The worst Democrat [President] created more jobs than the best Republican."

"So-called Liberal Media"--Atrios, Kos, and Drum aren't taking this bullshit lying down.

Blahbusters--Don't buy the frantic pleadings of the Hollywood media machine -- summer blockbusters have become a colossal bore. Salon

Give yourself a hand, and Come For A Cause!--Damn, I, like, totally missed this! Hope it's not too late to contribute... [c/o Boing Boing]

"Seriously, Dude, I'm Cancelled"--Thank God. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Not So Straight
• Straight Buddies
• Straight Cop's First Time: 4 | 5 YahooGroup
• Straight Guy's First Cock
• A Straight Ride

The Australian Families Association and the Catholic church have backed federal government plans to ban gay marriages--Australia's becoming more like America every day.

Moore interviewed Berg for "Fahrenheit" Salon

The League of Pissed Off Voters [c/o BuzzFlash]

Make the Perfect Sandcastle [c/o Fark.com]

"Let's all sing the Plucking song"--Sesame Street was never this... educational. [c/o little. yellow. different.]

Stories I'm reading:

• Straight Bar
• Straight Dan and Me
• Straight Senior Cock
• Straight Teen Lad (mt true)
• Straight to Gay

Al gores George a new one--He took the words right out of our mouths, and then some. [c/o Atrios]

Rush's forced conscripts--American Forces Radio fires a daily barrage of Rush Limbaugh at its million uniformed listeners. So why are liberals kept off the military's airwaves? Salon

MTV Networks announce Logo, network geared toward gays and lesbians

Scamming the Scammer--He wanted a Powerbook, we gave him a P-P-P-Powerbook! [c/o Fark.com]

Clothed nudes photoshopping--"It's positively aschroftian." [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Not So Straight
• Screwing Straight Sluts
• Sucking off a Straight Stud
• Two Straight Guys
• Up a Straight Guy's Ass

A reader sent me three Associated Press or what he cleverly referred to as "Administration Planted" stories that suspiciously came out within a 24-hour period from Boy George's speech. The conspiracy theorist in me agrees with him that the timing may all be part of a White House public relations campaign to intimidate the American public into acquiescence.

• Bush Meets Iraqis Maimed Under Saddam
• AP: Terrorists Planning Summer Attack
• Report: al-Qaida Ranks Swelling Worldwide

The Times and Iraq--Is this the New York Times's way of saying sorry? [c/o Atrios] NYT

Bush's Revionist History

Exit Strategy--How to leave Iraq in three simple steps.

Michelangelo's David revealed in his grimeless glory [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Cum-drinking Straight Guy
• Hard and Straight
• Now Let Me Get This Straight
• Sucking Straight One
• That Straight Dude Turned Me On (bi)

Top 10 Iraq Mistakes

Driving Deviance Down

"You Know You Love Kok. Vote Kok." [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm reading:

• Doing Straight Mike
• Fucking a Straight Guy
• My New Straight Neighbor
• Sucking Off Straight Teen Gymboy
• Two Straight Guys Got It On

Rio Rancho HS Principal to political dissenters: "Shut your faces."--Wow, the world is infinitely better thanks to Gary Tripp's patriotic actions, but he does his side of the story to tell. PDF. [c/o Volokh Conspiracy]

Loss of Feith in Doug--Why does "the fucking stupidest guy on the face of the earth" still have a job?

I'm gay, in the military and looking for love. What should I do? Salon

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

I Hate Work--Skivers of the world, unite!

New Artwork: Got back yesterday from my not-so-restful-but-quite-productive minibreak (shopping, shopping, shopping ), and today I'm opening the new Jocks and Studs album at The 'O' Zone, and I've added pics to my Mixed Muscle gallery at The Evolution Archive.

Stories I'm reading:

• Dean's Straight Dick
• Roommate's Str8 Big Bro (oral)
• Straight Crush
• Straight Guys Can Fuck: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Two Straight Jocks

"Fahrenheit 9/11" Wins Palme d'Or--"You have to understand, the last time I was on an awards stage, in Hollywood, all hell broke loose."

Did gay marriage destroy heterosexual marriage in Scandinavia?--Since I missed out on all the marital excitement last week, consider this a belated congratulations to all the newlyweds in Massachusetts where even now its divorced-from-reality governor is seeking a way to annul the proceedings

Ahmad Chalabi, International Man of Mystery--He's been a busy boy

"Male cleavage is all the rage." [c/o Fark.com]

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work? [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading:

• Billy Does the Linebacker
• College Life
• Dream Guy
• Hairy Cocksuckin' Roomie
• Meeting Myself

A Call to Conscience Salon

Beautiful Minds and Ugly Truths [c/o Atrios]

Guns don't kill people... really

• Man Accidentally Shoots, Kills Mother
• Gun safety presenter shoots self
• Polish police kill one in bullet mix-up

The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time [c/o Fark.com]

Fight for Jesus

Stories I'm reading:

• Double Coupon Day
• Guest Cottage
• Is That Who That Was
• Thanks a Loot
• What's Up Doc

George W. Cares What I Think

Movie Sequels Do's and Dont's

Spare Wheel

Now that's just mean

Stories I'm reading:

• Dogs in Love
• Fantasy Come True
• Jamie and Soccer Physio (mt)
• Two Portuguese Bears at Play
• Workout Heat

Let the sun set on Patriot [c/o Boing Boing]

The Center for Public Integrity

Men prize Rab's beer belly over 'puny' six pack [c/o Fark.com]

Porn has completely destroyed me.

Mother Nature has had it

Stories I'm reading:

• Boy Wondering (mt)
• Fitzpatrick Family Featherbed
• Matt and Scott
• The Shoebox (tb oral anal)
• When I Was 16

The ABC's of W--60 Failures and Falsehoods of the Bush Administration [c/o Michael Moore]

Making women's issues go away Salon

Do as we say, not as we do

Fark Photoshop Theme: Unlikely Anne Geddes photos

I'm moving tomorrow

Stories I'm reading:

• Dirty Boy
• Little Bud
• Motivational Factors
• Young Jock's Sexual Awakening

The Buck Stops... Where?--Stop blaming your henchmen, Mr. President.

Roar of the Rainbow Warrior--"Far from being anomaly, [Stanford biology professor Joan Roughgarden] argues that homosexual behaviour is widespread and useful as a way of building same-sex relationships. FT (Subscription required)

Jesus Christ Superstore--"Putting the fun back in fundamentalism and the laughter in sectarian slaughter." Equal opportunity offenders, indeed.

Body Popping--Whoa...

Tender Nuts

Stories I'm reading:

• Annual Physicals (mt mb)
• Bored at the Beach
• My Friend Gary (true)
• Teacher's Weaknesses (mt)
• Wedding Cock (mt)

The Gray Zone--How a secret Pentagon program came to Abu Ghraib.

Look out for 'torture fatigue'--"Right wing supporters of the Iraq war are outraged at the outrage over the Abu Ghraib photos" [c/o BuzzFlash]

Just Shut Up!--"You are full of shit, Rush. So shut up. You too, Coulter. And Lieberman? For the love of G-d, shut your fool mouth. Everybody just shut up." [c/o BuzzFlash]

Queer and Present Danger

Lucky Ducky--Who's your daddy?

Stories I'm reading:

• The Basketball Player
• Footballer
• Gymnast Life
• The Lacrosse Player
• Slapshot

Why the Troops Don't Trust Rummy [c/o Atrios]

Judge rejects bid to stop same-sex marriages in Massachusetts

"Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay"--What the fuck is Fucks up to now? [c/o Fark.com]

Frederik Andre Henrik Christian, Crown Prince of Denmark--Wishing the newly-wed couple the best.

Public Service Announcement

Stories I'm reading: Spike

• Hands of the Doctor: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Ignatius Gets His: 1 | 2 | 3-4 | 5-6
• Prison Cum Control: 1 | 2

Banned Books-- A list of books that have been the objects of censorship or censorship attempts.

Onion Taken Seriously, Film at 11 [c/o Boing Boing]

Possum Fur Nipple Warmers--What's next? Beaver keepers?

Stories I'm reading: Sam Johnson

• Dating Anthony
• Doctor and Country Boy (mt anal)
• Service Station Rape: 1 | 2 (mt)

"Eight Questions for Andrew Sullivan" as answered by Eugene Volokh--Enlightening stuff about gay marriage

Obese Kids Likely to Be Bullying Victims--Wonder if this technique could help even things out? [c/o Fark.com]

I Beat Anoxeria

Stories I'm reading: Big-dicked MF tales by Jenny Wanshel

• Boy Magnets
• Calling All Girls
• The Grocer's Boy
• A Moving Experience
• Sex Life an An American Girl: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Soldiers Choose Canada--Conscientious objectors Brandon Hughey and Jeremy Hinzman tell their story. [c/o Michael Moore]

USA Armed Forces Draft Registration

Recordable DVDs New Target of Hollywood--With the onset of CD/DVD deterioration, making backups of what you legally own ought to be fully supported. [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm reading: Bubblebuttlvr

• Brad: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• Glen
• Master Peter and the Butler
• Officer Matthews and Carter: 1 | 2
• Turning the Tables on Dad (inc)

The mighty windbags--Written by David Brock, author of "Blinded by the Right: The Conscience of an Ex-Conservative" and "The Republican Noise Machine: Right-Wing Media and How It Corrupts Democracy" Salon

Right's Wrong Turn--Once in power, U.S. conservatives failed to place freedom first [c/o BuzzFlash]

Customer stabbed, apparently over tip [c/o Fark.com]