Merry Christmas to one and all. Have you been naughty or nice? In any case, I've got a little stocking stuffer for you. 
New stories:
Belly Christmas and a Flabby New Year
Cute Overload!!!--Surgeon General's Warning: May Induce Sugar Shock [c/o Boing Boing]
Stories I'm Reading:
Bush’s Snoopgate--The Madness of King George
From The Advocate
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From Fark.com
Road Rage Cards--Get flippin' mad
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"Deferred Success" is new term for failure
More handbags abuzz to good vibrations--These Japanese women better not mistake their vibrators for mace. [c/o Fark.com]
Superman's Bulge Too Large In 'Superman Returns'--He should talk to Mr. Too-Fantastic
Spot the Fake Smile--How well can you read a person's face?
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Ford flips off the AFA--Chooses diversity over discrimination
From Fark.com
You've got mail, and... a little something you may want to have checked with your doctor LAT
Navy wife finds a new man-nequin--I bet it's not as fun as this one.
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Spanish At School Translates to Suspension
From Fark.com
Incompetent Design--The Intelligent Designer ain't all that.
Stories I'm Reading: High School high
Psychiatry Ponders Whether Extreme Bias Can Be an Illness--"The 48-year-old man turned down a job because he feared that a co-worker would be gay." [c/o AMERICABlog]
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From Boing Boing
Stories I'm Reading: Sleepy Saturday
The War on Christmas--Oh, it's ON! Also, watch Jon Stewart stick it to O'Reilly whose anti-anti-Christmas antics are so last year (Salon).
Christmas on Fark.com
The Mistletoe demystified--"Traditionally, mistletoe was considered to be the semen of the gods and of the forest, because the berries contain a liquid that looks like and has the texture of semen."
Stories I'm Reading:
Civil Partnership Act comes into effect in the UK
War stories
People's Sexiest Men Alive 2005
Video game unlocks orgasm secrets
What insane sanitizing can lead too--Won't someone think of the children? NYT
New artwork: I drew these avatars of MGS members as a way to rehabilitate my arm which took some time getting used to my workouts.
Stories I'm Reading: Authority figures
Religious City
First off, yes, that's really me up there and also the reason why I haven't been blogging as much the past few months. I've been keeping the two activities distinct since that ain't what you're here in this blog for which are sex, snark and silliness. Ok, that was it. Back to business... 
New story: Billy, Brawn and Basketball by Aardvark
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Fahrenheit 1861--Spinning Lincoln
Gayly news
'Bulletproof' man proven wrong
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Priest hurt in homophobic beating
From Fark.com
How to convert an Atari joystick into a vibrator [c/o Boing Boing]
New story: The Campus Blog Journals: Joey by cicero
Stories I'm Reading: Happy Thanksgiving
The Terrorist Temptation: Why John Murtha Is Right About Iraq
From Fark.com
Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser--Sweet baby Jesus.
Stories I'm Reading: Daniel Blue
Top 10 most dangerous toys--The Uruk-Hai crossbow's kinda cool.
Harried Potter--I'd watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire again just to see Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldermort again. Salon
Stanislav Ianevski--Goblet's Victor Krum is one beautiful Bulgarian.
Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk
Prominent Conservative Leader: Government in Hands of Psychopaths [Thanks Pete!]
Heidi Fleiss: "I am opening up a stud farm. I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."--And so are we.
Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes--"PT-141 is a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report." Men you say, eh? Hmmm...
Is an exposed ballsac art?--This student certainly thinks so. [c/o Fark.com]
Superman Returns--What a tease!
New story: Habeas Corporal by Wolfpek
Stories I'm Reading: tarzan290
From Boing Boing
Hops in beer may be healthy, researchers say--First pizza, and now beer!
New stories: Walter's Biology Lesson and Snippets by Wersgor
Stories I'm Reading: Sexxy Vixen
'Promise broken': NY to lose 9/11 aid--"Congressional budget negotiators have decided to take back $125 million in Sept. 11 aid from New York, which had fought to keep the money to treat sick and injured ground zero workers, lawmakers said Tuesday."
From Fark.com
Sex Machines--Next time I'm New York, I'll have to give the Museum of Sex a looksee
Stories I'm Reading: RimPig
Aquaman: It ain't easy to be me--TheWB greenlights TV pilot episode from the producers of Smallville.
Asymmetrical Underwear--They're certainly... different.
Sparrow knocks over 23,000 dominoes before being shot--He had to go.
Welsh rugby fan severs own nuts after his team won over England 
[c/o Fark.com]
New story: Ominous Signs by wbhulk
Stories I'm Reading: Daedalus369
Caution over HIV 'cure' claims
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WWE wrestler Eddie Guerrero passes away--I'm gonna miss the big guy.
