Stories I'm Reading:

• Hostel Encounter
• Naples
• Spanish Suits Me Fine

Spies, Lies and Wiretaps NYT

From Fark.com

• Is that an iPod in your boxers or are you just happy to see me?--Also, they'll be coming to your jeans soon
• Lingerie for your iPod
• iPod users getting deaf from overuse--Maybe if they had this they wouldn't be playing their music so loud.

Gay fetish: The Infinite Shelf Life of Homo-distraction

Kung Hei Fat Choi! Have a Happy Chinese New Year you dawgs.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Jesse's Car
• Karma: Cause and Effect
• Wanna Help Me Out? C'monnnnn

Gay rights bill passes in Legislature [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• GIs from celebrated unit in gay porn?
• Disney Acquires Pixar for $7.2 billion--The cynic in me sees disaster
• Sex helps calm nerves before public speaking--"[I]t has to be full sexual intercourse to get the best results."
• Asthma-inhaler ban backed
• As soft-core sensibility spreads, critics warn of effects

The 2006 State of the Union Address--Or maybe not.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Dream Almost Happened
• High School Summer Job
• Ten Years Later

Fear Factor: The Terrifying World of the Average Conservative--"To hell with Constitution! Just keep us safe!"

Gayly News

• Military discharges hundreds of medics under gay ban [c/o Fark.com]
• It helps to be gay if you want more pay
• In the tradition of Brokeback Mountain... Salon

Jack Abramoff's Red Scorpion

Stories I'm Reading:

• Best Little Brother
• Hot Little Brother
• My Little Brother, My Lover

Chuck Norris Facts--What is it about Chuck Norris these days?

Fark that's purty...

• Not your tired-old but old tire sculptures
• Timing is everything
• Ferrofluid formations

Introducing: The Slanket--The blanket for the cozy geek

New story: The Mission 13 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading:

• A Fresh Start
• Home from State University
• Remembering Dad

Should Google have to pay for the bandwidth it consumes?--"[W]hat Verizon proposes is to charge twice for broadband: first to subscribers, then to content providers."

From Fark.com

• Company bets on death of NJ woman and loses
• Judge Tosses Daytona Beach Nudity Law
• TV logos burn into plasma TV screens
• How Getting Undressed Reveals Your Personality
• Are you Ho or No?--Professional escorts reviewed

Jake Delhomme's Jock Strap Ass Flash Event [Thanks wolfie!]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Country Ways (mb bi)
• Randy (mt)
• Todd's Photo Shoot (mt)

How to Foil Search Engine Snoops

From Fark.com

• The 50 Greatest Robots Ever
• Top 10 Satire News
• Twelve Ways You Can Better Respect Tom Brady and the Patriots

How to Be a Curmudgeon on the Internet NYT

Stories I'm Reading:

• The G Spot
• The Last Place I Thought
• Of Carlos

Feds take porn fight to Google

From Fark.com

• Michigan Dad Loses 230 Pounds to Enlist in Army
• Teething troubles over male point of view
• You booze, you lose

What I Learned From My Drunk, Abusive, Lecherous Coach

Stories I'm Reading:

• Cousin Billy and Uncle Ralph (mt inc)
• McKenzie Men (mt inc)
• The Teacher (mb inc rape)

From Fark.com

• America's Most Loved Spokes-creatures
• PSA: Don't rob a cartoonist
• Bi dad sues gay mums
• Guard forces disabled duo to crawl
• "Two deaf and mute people who intimidated another disabled woman using sign language, forcing her to pay them 3 million yen, have been arrested"--Oh my.

New story: The Life Store: The Thieving Three by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading:

• Craig Finds Paradise
• Starting Again
• A Stranger's Touch

Beyond the Imperial Presidency

Gayly News

• British police wins 'gay-friendly' employer award
• CNN donates $100,000 to gay journalist scholarship
• Manly Beach turning gay?
• Gay Doctor Who star 'too straight' for Will + Grace
• Homos on the Range--Where the queer and the antelope play

The cure for the common cold: Hot Sex [c/o Fark.com]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my blue glove said to me, "Have a Happy Nappy Sappy New Yee."

New stories:

• The Mission 12 by Randy Dragon
• The Life Store: Wrestling Matt by AbsMan420

Stories I'm Reading:

• I Don't Know Jack
• The Letter Box Game
• Rear Ended

The Year in Review: Part 1 | Part 2

Gayly News

• Paradise Lost--Virginia is for haters
• Gay soldier leaving Army after assault at Fort Huachuca
• "I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police."--Pastoring... right.
• Bulgarian soccer players expelled for gay sex [c/o Fark.com]
• Allen to reverse stance on crimes against gays--"Sen. George Allen, R-Va., after coming under fire from some social conservatives for a 2004 vote, plans to reverse course next time and oppose making hate crimes against gay people a federal offense." [c/o Fark.com]

Russian Climbing--Yumpin' yiminy cricket

Merry Christmas to one and all. Have you been naughty or nice? In any case, I've got a little stocking stuffer for you.

New stories:

• Lance Storm and the Invasion of the Nastyons by Wersgor
• The Mission 11 by Randy Dragon
• The Life Store: Hot Cop by Aardvark

The Chronic of Narnia Rap

Belly Christmas and a Flabby New Year

• BeefyFrat
• BiggerCity
• Charlie and John's Web Cave
• Entity Bellies
• Husky Jock
• MuscleBear
• The Oinquirer

Cute Overload!!!--Surgeon General's Warning: May Induce Sugar Shock [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Birthday Video
• I Learn My Place: 1 | 2
• Tristan

Bush’s Snoopgate--The Madness of King George

From The Advocate

• Gay neighbors bring a father and son back together
• 'Brokeback's' Heath Ledger interviewed--Also, read about Wyoming's Gay Cowboys NYT
• Blame it on the Gays-- 9/11. The tsunami. Katrina. All the gays’ fault, according to certain far-right wing nuts. Are they crazy?
• Simply Invisible--Where are gay asian males?
• Lesbian couple is first same-sex union in U.K.--Elton John is up next... no wait, he's not a lesbian.
• Hotel cancels "Mr. Hetero" contest

From Fark.com

• Breast painting--As in, she paints with her breasts.
• Ugly muscles `an unhealthy myth'-- "We still run into this perception from women that if they lift weights they'll look like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
• Anchorage man builds monster snowman

Stories I'm Reading:

• Ghost in the Stacks: 1 | 2
• My Cross Country Adventure
• Sweet Music

When Good Santas Go Bad

From Fark.com

• Top Ten Villainous Moments in Comic Books
• 10 most puzzling artifacts
• Top Science Stories of 2005

Road Rage Cards--Get flippin' mad

Stories I'm Reading:

• Sibling Sins (mt tb oral inc)
• Truth is Hard (tb oral anal inc)
• You Lost the Bet: The Cousins (inc)

"Deferred Success" is new term for failure

The War Over Our Genitals

More handbags abuzz to good vibrations--These Japanese women better not mistake their vibrators for mace. [c/o Fark.com]

Superman's Bulge Too Large In 'Superman Returns'--He should talk to Mr. Too-Fantastic

Spot the Fake Smile--How well can you read a person's face?

Stories I'm Reading:

• All American Plumber
• At the Photo Shoot
• My Life in the Closet

Ford flips off the AFA--Chooses diversity over discrimination

From Fark.com

• Porn wins one in court
• Skydiver who lived through a near-fatal crash had an unexpected passenger
• No vacancies at cemetery leads to outlawing death in Brazilian town
• Police whack giant snow penis
• Why does so much ancient Greek art feature males with small genitalia?

You've got mail, and... a little something you may want to have checked with your doctor LAT

Navy wife finds a new man-nequin--I bet it's not as fun as this one.

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Conquest of Greg
• Dan
• Donnie's Lesson (mb)

Spanish At School Translates to Suspension

From Fark.com

• An Ode to Bush
• Quaffable Chemistry--Behind the Beer
• Banished Words 2005
• Popular Toys of the past 100 years
• 10 Stoner ideas to bring peace to Iraq

Incompetent Design--The Intelligent Designer ain't all that.

Stories I'm Reading: High School high

• Gas Station
• Lesson (mt rape)
• Paperboy
• The Science of Us
• Slutty Matt

Psychiatry Ponders Whether Extreme Bias Can Be an Illness--"The 48-year-old man turned down a job because he feared that a co-worker would be gay." [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• The Forbes Fictional 15
• One Red Paperclip--Trading his way up to a house
• King-Kong-sized condom greets tourists
• Mummified cat voted school mascot--That's one sad-looking kitty
• What your sneeze says about you

From Boing Boing

• It's a Wonderful Life in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies
• A Christmas Story in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies
• A Christmas Gory

Stories I'm Reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Moving Cousins (oral true)
• Taking Care of Marc (mt inc oral)
• Two Hot Summer Nights (tt inc)

The War on Christmas--Oh, it's ON! Also, watch Jon Stewart stick it to O'Reilly whose anti-anti-Christmas antics are so last year (Salon).

Christmas on Fark.com

• Commercialize Christmas, or else
• Top ten legal tips for your office Christmas party--Wouldn't want a lawsuit in your stocking
• Ten reasons to drink during the holidays

The Mistletoe demystified--"Traditionally, mistletoe was considered to be the semen of the gods and of the forest, because the berries contain a liquid that looks like and has the texture of semen."

Stories I'm Reading:

• Rob's Service Center
• Robby the Stockboy (mt)
• Robert (tt hs oral anal)

Civil Partnership Act comes into effect in the UK

War stories

• Ten ways to argue about the war--How to talk back to die-hard war supporters Salon
• ABC: Secret CIA prisons shut down--Nothing to see here folks. *cough* Move along.
• You're a moonbat!

People's Sexiest Men Alive 2005

Video game unlocks orgasm secrets

What insane sanitizing can lead too--Won't someone think of the children? NYT

New artwork: I drew these avatars of MGS members as a way to rehabilitate my arm which took some time getting used to my workouts.

Stories I'm Reading: Authority figures

• Drama Coach
• Sex Ed Professor
• Teacher's Duty

Flabbergasting FEMA Flub

Religious City

• God's Interns--Scary fucks
• Exchange your bibles for pr0n
• Vatican restricts gays to priesthood

Hooked on the Web: Help Is on the Way NYT