Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Fishing for the Truth (mt inc)
• I Want a Little Brother (mb mast inc)
• Me, Dad and Uncle Jim (mb inc)
• Playing Hide and Seek (mb inc)
• Sitting in Daddy's Lap (mb inc)

The Wangcaster--"One time, in band camp..."

Craigs-A-listers

• My Top 10 MC List for Sac Men
• One-Night-Stand Boy: I have a small request
• The Effects of Celibacy
• The Rules of Breaking Up
• I have declared war on your penis
• 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
• Orgasm Notice - 3 days to pay or quit

Cool yearbook from the 70s--Even the faculty joined in the fun [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading: John Black

• The Dealer
• The Model
• Tightie Whitie Party

Mummified metrosexuals [c/o kottke]

Science Fark

• "Ever felt the urge to eat dirt or attack the alien impersonating your brother?"
• The Imperial Empire has arrived
• The Nissan Terranaut--Going where no mobile laboratory has gone before

Contos do Grossão--Hot stories and pics

Stories I'm Reading: Jason Moore

• Domineering Derek
• End Zone
• Hungry Ass

PSA: Don't talk on your cell while driving--How... disarming.

Gayly News

• US and Iran Join Forces In Anti-Gay Cause
• Moms' Genetics Might Help Produce Gay Sons
• Gay Adoption Next Big Hurdle Says Media Analysts
• Turkish pirated DVD relabels "Brokeback Mountain" to "Faggot Cowboys"--Holy canole. [c/o Fark.com]
• 'Brokeback' shirts go for $100,00--"They really are the ruby slippers of our time."

Ugly teens more likely to be criminals

Stories I'm Reading: Carl Dickson

• Finding Love (mt inc)
• Last Weekend
• Swimming with Steve

Cheney's Got a Gun--Ala Aerosmith [c/o Salon]

What the Fark?

• "Donkey Dong" is on the loose--Serial flasher has Aussie army after him
• High school students punished for underwear rehearsal--To top it off, their play was cancelled.
• Arrested for asking for quiet in cinema
• Boy Charged With Felony For Powdered Sugar--Look-alike drug pushers, beware!
• Co-Worker Sues For Share Of Big Lottery Jackpot

iPod Flea--An old parody, but there just may be stranger MP3 players out there.

Stories I'm Reading: FLAGEOFF

• Cousins to the End
• My Bear Brother-in-Law, My Nephew and Me
• Weight for My Uncle

Sam's Story--A touching fatherly tribute

Leftover Love c/o Fark.com

• Couple relives 1946 honeymoon at Drake--At their original room rate of $7 a night
• Heart-shaped, my ass
• "On Valentine's Day, nothing says 'I love you' like oral sex."

A not-so handy guide to eating sushi

President's Day.

Stories I'm Reading: Russell S.

• Bond West
• I'm Not
• Play It Straight

Ha Ha Ha America [Thanks Pete!]

Seeing is believing?

• Model World: When Reality Blurs--The wonders of tilt-shift photography [c/o kottke]
• 3D Painted Rooms [c/o jwg]
• Impossible Art [c/o Boing Boing]

Sleepless in Seattle--Meg Ryan gives Tom Hanks a reason to stay up at night. Also, check out Shining, the feel-good movie of the year.

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Dave and the Date Rape Drug
• Eugene
• The Frat Slave Sale
• Wargames
• Whoops!

The Church of Bush--Everything's so fundie-mentally black and white

85% of Americans Believe They're Heavenbound--Evangelican Protestants, 94% vs. Catholics, 84%.

The Stupidity of Intelligent Design--And the debate continues

Was Jesus Gay?--Get to know the Bible

Jesus the Musical--O. M. F. G. [Thanks Wolfy!]

New artwork: A whole bunch of Cartoon Muscle pics and a couple for Superboy and Robin.

Stories I'm Reading:

• New
• Roomie Mess
• Travelin' Thru

The Top Ten Science Films That Never Existed

Brokeback's back

• Brokeback Sim-Mountain
• Brokeback Mountain Dew--Great tagline at the end. Salon
• Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963 [Thanks Wolfy!]

Best Gay Blogs--Keep up on the best gay blogs on the net

New story: The Double C by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading: My sister's boyfriend

• My Sister's Boyfriend
• My Sister's Boyfriend
• My Sister's Boyfriend

Open Book--AKA "My Sister's Boyfriend", a movie short on bisexuality and betrayal

Game Geek

• X-Rated web game explodes in popularity--But it's too nosy for its own good
• Evolution of Controllers---Starting from joystick-pulling to button-pushing to wand-handling
• Timeline of notable video game villians
• Top Ten Worst Video Game Haircuts [c/o Fark.com]
• Top 10: Worst Reviewed Games
• Ten Ambiguously Gay Game Characters

Vaporware: Better Late than Never

Happy Valentine's Day.

New story: The Mission 14 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: Love, actually

• Aaron and Tank
• Changes
• Farmer Seth

78-year-old man's face intercepts VP Cheney's bullet--Or something like that. Now, how can they get out of this one? (Salon)

Best of best of Craigslist

• Please Fix My Broken Gaydar!
• Men Online -- Hall of Shame
• Small Penis
• You: Cute Guy, mid 30s, robbing me... - m4m
• juror at your trial - m4w

Watch the Wiper Man

Stories I'm Reading: 2006 EroticGayHypnosis Entries

• Praise the Goddess
• Computer Camp Experiment
• BoBoLINKo
• Roommate Remake
• Helping Hand
• In the Zone
• Hypno Cop
• Breakfast of Champions
• Family Discipline
• Letter from College
• Owning the Center
• The Secret of My Success
• I Spied a Young Cowboy

Prove the Earth revolves around the Sun and win $1000--No, this isn't a joke.

From Fark.com

• Mother's blue tattoo leaves airline cabin crew red-faced
• Men 'donate' organs for 'Penis Atlas'
• Today's words: "Car Pet", "Muncher"--Say with it me kids

McDonald's Fries Got Even Fattier--Like I said before, they should just dump the vegeheads and go back to the real deal.

New story: Photoshop BE 5 by Leminnes (mf musc AP mast)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Jeffrey (mt inc)
• Marc and Chad
• Randy (mt tb inc)

The innocent have nothing to hide--Or do they?

Gayly News

• Nurturing a community in the online world [c/o Fark.com]
• Study: Sexual Orientation Affects Perception
• Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances

Matrix Dancers--Acrobatic antics

Stories I'm Reading:

• Family Favor
• Jizz Me with Your Jerk Juice
• Making Love to an Older Man

Outed in Iraq

From Fark.com

• The heterosexual man's 5-step survival guide to Brokeback Mountain
• 10 Best Super Bowl Commercials
• 101 Dumbest Moments in Business

Superbowl Ads 2006--My top ten picks are Sprint: Locker Room and A Song for Every Occasion; Diet Pepsi: Kung-Fu Can; Mastercard: MacGuyver; Ameriquest Mortgage Co.: That Killed Him and Turbulence; FedEx: Caveman; Budweiser: Wave; Budlight: Secret Fridge; and Toyota Camry Hybrid: Bilingual

Stories I'm Reading:

• Forgive Me
• Me and TS Eliot
• My Blonde Brad

Olbermann obliterates O'Reilly's obnoxious outburst

Postage is due for companies sending e-mail

A Voice Vote--Pick your favorite subway voiceover [c/o Political Animal]

New story: Little Friends 6 by MReyes8320

Stories I'm Reading:

• Curiousity Satisfied?
• The Holiday
• Inmates of a Kind

Iraqomo Flash

The Brokeback spoofs keep on coming

• Brokeback to the Future--Best one of the bunch [c/o Boing Boing]
• Bareback Mountain--A man and his horse
• Brokeback Mountain: The Sequel--Expanding the market
• Broke Mac Mountain [c/o lodpa.net]
• McDonald's Brokeback Happy Meal--Somewhat offensive, even for me

A puppy and a cubby--Sure, they're cute now. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Happy New Year Big Brother (tb inc)
• Inside Big Bro's Boxers
• Showing Off For Big Bro

Evangelical Filmmakers Criticized for Hiring Gay Actor--Weird. NYT

From Kottke

• 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
• Inspiration: "The World's Best Quotes in 1-10 Words."
• 100 Best First Lines from Novels

25 Great Calvin & Hobbes Strips [c/o ldopa.net]