New morph: Based on the Comcast commercial featuring bodybuilder Scott Milne. I'm still looking for a new site to host my old morphs, BTW. YouTube and its ilk keep resizing my stuff.

Stories I'm Reading: jppg413 YahooGroup

• Growing Challenge: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• My Fair Man: A Muscle Musical: 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11
• Natural Selection: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• The Price of Freedom: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Become a Republican!--Democrats are for loosers

From Fark.com

• Amazing Anagrams
• Fun with Forks
• Gnarly Nails

Why is it OK to show a man's breasts on TV?--Why indeed?

New artwork: A couple new Polo pics

Stories I'm Reading: Josef Howard YahooGroup

• Alphamale and the Adventurers
• Birthright: 1 | 2
• The New Model

The Word: "The Long War"

From TecheBlog

• Top 10 Strangest iPod Accessories
• Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations
• Top 20 Strangest Gadgets and Accessories

Nicholas Hope--There's hope for me yet.

New story: The Recruit by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading: FanTCDude YahooGroup

• Brandon's Bro
• Outpost
• Party Guy

Republican Jesus--Co-opting the Christ

From Salon's Video Dog

• Happy Easter from Coke Light
• Easter Bunny
• Daily Faith Healing
• Secret Jesus
• The Passion of the Clay

Democrats' Winning Strategy [Thanks Donnie!]

Holy canole. Where did March go? Well, a few interesting things happened while I was away.

• I integrated the design of my blog archive with the rest of the site.
• For some reason, my site was added to Nifty's list of links. Thanks to whoever was responsible.
• Charcot_2 of Ragazzi Sotto Ipnosi translated my first ever hypno story Snuffy into the lovely language of Italian.

New stories:

• Little Friends 7 by MReyes8320
• Missing Zeus 2: Lute's Story by Leminnes
• The Mission 15 by Randy Dragon
• The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 17 by hypnojon32

What do you use your Dell for?

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny [Thanks Tom!]

The Cleaning Hunk--He does housecalls... mmm.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Farmer Geoff Finds a Friend
• Pure Chance
• The Watering Hole

Porn Billing Leak Exposes Buyers--17 million of them.

Apple-plexy

• What if Microsoft sold the iPod?
• iPorn Directory--Which will be the first gay podcast?
• Post-Traumatic Apple Event Disorder--Oh, Stevie, Stevie Sabachthani!

Make a pig of yourself--A cute personality test

Stories I'm Reading:

• Menage
• The Tenth Class Reunion
• Walking the Dog

Conservative Jews to Consider Ending a Ban on Same-Sex Unions and Gay Rabbis NYT [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• Top 10 Censored Stories 2005
• Top 10 Hybrid Myths
• Top 10 Accidental Discoveries

The "Real" Simpsons--Now that's how you make an ad.

New story: The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 16 by hypnojon32

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Confrontation
• Good Guys Finish Last
• Taken by Chance

Falwell: Jews can get to heaven--Whatta goy

From Fark.com

• Jon Stewart exposes Hollywood's lack of humor
• The New Seven World Wonders--Which ones will make the cut?
• "Our universe may one day be obliterated or assimilated by a larger universe, according to a controversial new analysis."--Everybody PANIC!

Natalie "Gangsta" Portman--Watch it before NBC pulls its plug right on NBC's servers

New story: The Campus Blog Journals: Joey's Brother by cicero

Stories I'm Reading:

• Coy Boy
• Darren
• My Brother-in-Law Dan and Me

Da Vinci trial pits history against art

And this goat, which he wed...

Top Ten Most Welcome Movie Deaths

Splash Back--Gotta pump 'em all! [c/o Fark.com]

Transformers: Hearts of Steel--A very cool reimagining [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Coach Medder
• Jamie and Kyle's Adult Friend (mt tb)
• Little Stud Nurse (mt)

What's behind pastor's anti-gay messages?--"Allow me to share with you an epiphany. I think Fred Phelps is gay." [c/o Fark.com]

Bushwhacking

• "An all-time low of 34%"--He says he ain't worried about polls, but there are those who sure are.
• US leader crashed by trying to 'pedal, wave and speak at same time'
• In Bushie's defense...

"I'm tall and taned from werkin on my land. My best features is my large head full of hare."--Oh, need I go on? Don't let this Hannidate hunk get away boys!

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Fishing for the Truth (mt inc)
• I Want a Little Brother (mb mast inc)
• Me, Dad and Uncle Jim (mb inc)
• Playing Hide and Seek (mb inc)
• Sitting in Daddy's Lap (mb inc)

The Wangcaster--"One time, in band camp..."

Craigs-A-listers

• My Top 10 MC List for Sac Men
• One-Night-Stand Boy: I have a small request
• The Effects of Celibacy
• The Rules of Breaking Up
• I have declared war on your penis
• 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
• Orgasm Notice - 3 days to pay or quit

Cool yearbook from the 70s--Even the faculty joined in the fun [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading: John Black

• The Dealer
• The Model
• Tightie Whitie Party

Mummified metrosexuals [c/o kottke]

Science Fark

• "Ever felt the urge to eat dirt or attack the alien impersonating your brother?"
• The Imperial Empire has arrived
• The Nissan Terranaut--Going where no mobile laboratory has gone before

Contos do Grossão--Hot stories and pics

Stories I'm Reading: Jason Moore

• Domineering Derek
• End Zone
• Hungry Ass

PSA: Don't talk on your cell while driving--How... disarming.

Gayly News

• US and Iran Join Forces In Anti-Gay Cause
• Moms' Genetics Might Help Produce Gay Sons
• Gay Adoption Next Big Hurdle Says Media Analysts
• Turkish pirated DVD relabels "Brokeback Mountain" to "Faggot Cowboys"--Holy canole. [c/o Fark.com]
• 'Brokeback' shirts go for $100,00--"They really are the ruby slippers of our time."

Ugly teens more likely to be criminals

Stories I'm Reading: Carl Dickson

• Finding Love (mt inc)
• Last Weekend
• Swimming with Steve

Cheney's Got a Gun--Ala Aerosmith [c/o Salon]

What the Fark?

• "Donkey Dong" is on the loose--Serial flasher has Aussie army after him
• High school students punished for underwear rehearsal--To top it off, their play was cancelled.
• Arrested for asking for quiet in cinema
• Boy Charged With Felony For Powdered Sugar--Look-alike drug pushers, beware!
• Co-Worker Sues For Share Of Big Lottery Jackpot

iPod Flea--An old parody, but there just may be stranger MP3 players out there.

Stories I'm Reading: FLAGEOFF

• Cousins to the End
• My Bear Brother-in-Law, My Nephew and Me
• Weight for My Uncle

Sam's Story--A touching fatherly tribute

Leftover Love c/o Fark.com

• Couple relives 1946 honeymoon at Drake--At their original room rate of $7 a night
• Heart-shaped, my ass
• "On Valentine's Day, nothing says 'I love you' like oral sex."

A not-so handy guide to eating sushi

President's Day.

Stories I'm Reading: Russell S.

• Bond West
• I'm Not
• Play It Straight

Ha Ha Ha America [Thanks Pete!]

Seeing is believing?

• Model World: When Reality Blurs--The wonders of tilt-shift photography [c/o kottke]
• 3D Painted Rooms [c/o jwg]
• Impossible Art [c/o Boing Boing]

Sleepless in Seattle--Meg Ryan gives Tom Hanks a reason to stay up at night. Also, check out Shining, the feel-good movie of the year.

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Dave and the Date Rape Drug
• Eugene
• The Frat Slave Sale
• Wargames
• Whoops!

The Church of Bush--Everything's so fundie-mentally black and white

85% of Americans Believe They're Heavenbound--Evangelican Protestants, 94% vs. Catholics, 84%.

The Stupidity of Intelligent Design--And the debate continues

Was Jesus Gay?--Get to know the Bible

Jesus the Musical--O. M. F. G. [Thanks Wolfy!]

New artwork: A whole bunch of Cartoon Muscle pics and a couple for Superboy and Robin.

Stories I'm Reading:

• New
• Roomie Mess
• Travelin' Thru

The Top Ten Science Films That Never Existed

Brokeback's back

• Brokeback Sim-Mountain
• Brokeback Mountain Dew--Great tagline at the end. Salon
• Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963 [Thanks Wolfy!]

Best Gay Blogs--Keep up on the best gay blogs on the net

New story: The Double C by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading: My sister's boyfriend

• My Sister's Boyfriend
• My Sister's Boyfriend
• My Sister's Boyfriend

Open Book--AKA "My Sister's Boyfriend", a movie short on bisexuality and betrayal

Game Geek

• X-Rated web game explodes in popularity--But it's too nosy for its own good
• Evolution of Controllers---Starting from joystick-pulling to button-pushing to wand-handling
• Timeline of notable video game villians
• Top Ten Worst Video Game Haircuts [c/o Fark.com]
• Top 10: Worst Reviewed Games
• Ten Ambiguously Gay Game Characters

Vaporware: Better Late than Never

Happy Valentine's Day.

New story: The Mission 14 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: Love, actually

• Aaron and Tank
• Changes
• Farmer Seth

78-year-old man's face intercepts VP Cheney's bullet--Or something like that. Now, how can they get out of this one? (Salon)

Best of best of Craigslist

• Please Fix My Broken Gaydar!
• Men Online -- Hall of Shame
• Small Penis
• You: Cute Guy, mid 30s, robbing me... - m4m
• juror at your trial - m4w

Watch the Wiper Man

Stories I'm Reading: 2006 EroticGayHypnosis Entries

• Praise the Goddess
• Computer Camp Experiment
• BoBoLINKo
• Roommate Remake
• Helping Hand
• In the Zone
• Hypno Cop
• Breakfast of Champions
• Family Discipline
• Letter from College
• Owning the Center
• The Secret of My Success
• I Spied a Young Cowboy

Prove the Earth revolves around the Sun and win $1000--No, this isn't a joke.

From Fark.com

• Mother's blue tattoo leaves airline cabin crew red-faced
• Men 'donate' organs for 'Penis Atlas'
• Today's words: "Car Pet", "Muncher"--Say with it me kids

McDonald's Fries Got Even Fattier--Like I said before, they should just dump the vegeheads and go back to the real deal.

New story: Photoshop BE 5 by Leminnes (mf musc AP mast)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Jeffrey (mt inc)
• Marc and Chad
• Randy (mt tb inc)

The innocent have nothing to hide--Or do they?

Gayly News

• Nurturing a community in the online world [c/o Fark.com]
• Study: Sexual Orientation Affects Perception
• Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances

Matrix Dancers--Acrobatic antics

Stories I'm Reading:

• Family Favor
• Jizz Me with Your Jerk Juice
• Making Love to an Older Man

Outed in Iraq

From Fark.com

• The heterosexual man's 5-step survival guide to Brokeback Mountain
• 10 Best Super Bowl Commercials
• 101 Dumbest Moments in Business

Superbowl Ads 2006--My top ten picks are Sprint: Locker Room and A Song for Every Occasion; Diet Pepsi: Kung-Fu Can; Mastercard: MacGuyver; Ameriquest Mortgage Co.: That Killed Him and Turbulence; FedEx: Caveman; Budweiser: Wave; Budlight: Secret Fridge; and Toyota Camry Hybrid: Bilingual

Stories I'm Reading:

• Forgive Me
• Me and TS Eliot
• My Blonde Brad

Olbermann obliterates O'Reilly's obnoxious outburst

Postage is due for companies sending e-mail

A Voice Vote--Pick your favorite subway voiceover [c/o Political Animal]

New story: Little Friends 6 by MReyes8320

Stories I'm Reading:

• Curiousity Satisfied?
• The Holiday
• Inmates of a Kind

Iraqomo Flash

The Brokeback spoofs keep on coming

• Brokeback to the Future--Best one of the bunch [c/o Boing Boing]
• Bareback Mountain--A man and his horse
• Brokeback Mountain: The Sequel--Expanding the market
• Broke Mac Mountain [c/o lodpa.net]
• McDonald's Brokeback Happy Meal--Somewhat offensive, even for me

A puppy and a cubby--Sure, they're cute now. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Happy New Year Big Brother (tb inc)
• Inside Big Bro's Boxers
• Showing Off For Big Bro

Evangelical Filmmakers Criticized for Hiring Gay Actor--Weird. NYT

From Kottke

• 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
• Inspiration: "The World's Best Quotes in 1-10 Words."
• 100 Best First Lines from Novels

25 Great Calvin & Hobbes Strips [c/o ldopa.net]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Hostel Encounter
• Naples
• Spanish Suits Me Fine

Spies, Lies and Wiretaps NYT

From Fark.com

• Is that an iPod in your boxers or are you just happy to see me?--Also, they'll be coming to your jeans soon
• Lingerie for your iPod
• iPod users getting deaf from overuse--Maybe if they had this they wouldn't be playing their music so loud.

Gay fetish: The Infinite Shelf Life of Homo-distraction

Kung Hei Fat Choi! Have a Happy Chinese New Year you dawgs.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Jesse's Car
• Karma: Cause and Effect
• Wanna Help Me Out? C'monnnnn

Gay rights bill passes in Legislature [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• GIs from celebrated unit in gay porn?
• Disney Acquires Pixar for $7.2 billion--The cynic in me sees disaster
• Sex helps calm nerves before public speaking--"[I]t has to be full sexual intercourse to get the best results."
• Asthma-inhaler ban backed
• As soft-core sensibility spreads, critics warn of effects

The 2006 State of the Union Address--Or maybe not.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Dream Almost Happened
• High School Summer Job
• Ten Years Later

Fear Factor: The Terrifying World of the Average Conservative--"To hell with Constitution! Just keep us safe!"

Gayly News

• Military discharges hundreds of medics under gay ban [c/o Fark.com]
• It helps to be gay if you want more pay
• In the tradition of Brokeback Mountain... Salon

Jack Abramoff's Red Scorpion

Stories I'm Reading:

• Best Little Brother
• Hot Little Brother
• My Little Brother, My Lover

Chuck Norris Facts--What is it about Chuck Norris these days?

Fark that's purty...

• Not your tired-old but old tire sculptures
• Timing is everything
• Ferrofluid formations

Introducing: The Slanket--The blanket for the cozy geek

New story: The Mission 13 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading:

• A Fresh Start
• Home from State University
• Remembering Dad

Should Google have to pay for the bandwidth it consumes?--"[W]hat Verizon proposes is to charge twice for broadband: first to subscribers, then to content providers."

From Fark.com

• Company bets on death of NJ woman and loses
• Judge Tosses Daytona Beach Nudity Law
• TV logos burn into plasma TV screens
• How Getting Undressed Reveals Your Personality
• Are you Ho or No?--Professional escorts reviewed

Jake Delhomme's Jock Strap Ass Flash Event [Thanks wolfie!]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Country Ways (mb bi)
• Randy (mt)
• Todd's Photo Shoot (mt)

How to Foil Search Engine Snoops

From Fark.com

• The 50 Greatest Robots Ever
• Top 10 Satire News
• Twelve Ways You Can Better Respect Tom Brady and the Patriots

How to Be a Curmudgeon on the Internet NYT

Stories I'm Reading:

• The G Spot
• The Last Place I Thought
• Of Carlos

Feds take porn fight to Google

From Fark.com

• Michigan Dad Loses 230 Pounds to Enlist in Army
• Teething troubles over male point of view
• You booze, you lose

What I Learned From My Drunk, Abusive, Lecherous Coach

Stories I'm Reading:

• Cousin Billy and Uncle Ralph (mt inc)
• McKenzie Men (mt inc)
• The Teacher (mb inc rape)

From Fark.com

• America's Most Loved Spokes-creatures
• PSA: Don't rob a cartoonist
• Bi dad sues gay mums
• Guard forces disabled duo to crawl
• "Two deaf and mute people who intimidated another disabled woman using sign language, forcing her to pay them 3 million yen, have been arrested"--Oh my.

New story: The Life Store: The Thieving Three by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading:

• Craig Finds Paradise
• Starting Again
• A Stranger's Touch

Beyond the Imperial Presidency

Gayly News

• British police wins 'gay-friendly' employer award
• CNN donates $100,000 to gay journalist scholarship
• Manly Beach turning gay?
• Gay Doctor Who star 'too straight' for Will + Grace
• Homos on the Range--Where the queer and the antelope play

The cure for the common cold: Hot Sex [c/o Fark.com]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my blue glove said to me, "Have a Happy Nappy Sappy New Yee."

New stories:

• The Mission 12 by Randy Dragon
• The Life Store: Wrestling Matt by AbsMan420

Stories I'm Reading:

• I Don't Know Jack
• The Letter Box Game
• Rear Ended

The Year in Review: Part 1 | Part 2

Gayly News

• Paradise Lost--Virginia is for haters
• Gay soldier leaving Army after assault at Fort Huachuca
• "I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police."--Pastoring... right.
• Bulgarian soccer players expelled for gay sex [c/o Fark.com]
• Allen to reverse stance on crimes against gays--"Sen. George Allen, R-Va., after coming under fire from some social conservatives for a 2004 vote, plans to reverse course next time and oppose making hate crimes against gay people a federal offense." [c/o Fark.com]

Russian Climbing--Yumpin' yiminy cricket

Merry Christmas to one and all. Have you been naughty or nice? In any case, I've got a little stocking stuffer for you.

New stories:

• Lance Storm and the Invasion of the Nastyons by Wersgor
• The Mission 11 by Randy Dragon
• The Life Store: Hot Cop by Aardvark

The Chronic of Narnia Rap

Belly Christmas and a Flabby New Year

• BeefyFrat
• BiggerCity
• Charlie and John's Web Cave
• Entity Bellies
• Husky Jock
• MuscleBear
• The Oinquirer

Cute Overload!!!--Surgeon General's Warning: May Induce Sugar Shock [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Birthday Video
• I Learn My Place: 1 | 2
• Tristan

Bush’s Snoopgate--The Madness of King George

From The Advocate

• Gay neighbors bring a father and son back together
• 'Brokeback's' Heath Ledger interviewed--Also, read about Wyoming's Gay Cowboys NYT
• Blame it on the Gays-- 9/11. The tsunami. Katrina. All the gays’ fault, according to certain far-right wing nuts. Are they crazy?
• Simply Invisible--Where are gay asian males?
• Lesbian couple is first same-sex union in U.K.--Elton John is up next... no wait, he's not a lesbian.
• Hotel cancels "Mr. Hetero" contest

From Fark.com

• Breast painting--As in, she paints with her breasts.
• Ugly muscles `an unhealthy myth'-- "We still run into this perception from women that if they lift weights they'll look like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
• Anchorage man builds monster snowman

Stories I'm Reading:

• Ghost in the Stacks: 1 | 2
• My Cross Country Adventure
• Sweet Music

When Good Santas Go Bad

From Fark.com

• Top Ten Villainous Moments in Comic Books
• 10 most puzzling artifacts
• Top Science Stories of 2005

Road Rage Cards--Get flippin' mad

Stories I'm Reading:

• Sibling Sins (mt tb oral inc)
• Truth is Hard (tb oral anal inc)
• You Lost the Bet: The Cousins (inc)

"Deferred Success" is new term for failure

The War Over Our Genitals

More handbags abuzz to good vibrations--These Japanese women better not mistake their vibrators for mace. [c/o Fark.com]

Superman's Bulge Too Large In 'Superman Returns'--He should talk to Mr. Too-Fantastic

Spot the Fake Smile--How well can you read a person's face?

Stories I'm Reading:

• All American Plumber
• At the Photo Shoot
• My Life in the Closet

Ford flips off the AFA--Chooses diversity over discrimination

From Fark.com

• Porn wins one in court
• Skydiver who lived through a near-fatal crash had an unexpected passenger
• No vacancies at cemetery leads to outlawing death in Brazilian town
• Police whack giant snow penis
• Why does so much ancient Greek art feature males with small genitalia?

You've got mail, and... a little something you may want to have checked with your doctor LAT

Navy wife finds a new man-nequin--I bet it's not as fun as this one.

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Conquest of Greg
• Dan
• Donnie's Lesson (mb)

Spanish At School Translates to Suspension

From Fark.com

• An Ode to Bush
• Quaffable Chemistry--Behind the Beer
• Banished Words 2005
• Popular Toys of the past 100 years
• 10 Stoner ideas to bring peace to Iraq

Incompetent Design--The Intelligent Designer ain't all that.

Stories I'm Reading: High School high

• Gas Station
• Lesson (mt rape)
• Paperboy
• The Science of Us
• Slutty Matt

Psychiatry Ponders Whether Extreme Bias Can Be an Illness--"The 48-year-old man turned down a job because he feared that a co-worker would be gay." [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• The Forbes Fictional 15
• One Red Paperclip--Trading his way up to a house
• King-Kong-sized condom greets tourists
• Mummified cat voted school mascot--That's one sad-looking kitty
• What your sneeze says about you

From Boing Boing

• It's a Wonderful Life in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies
• A Christmas Story in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies
• A Christmas Gory

Stories I'm Reading: Sleepy Saturday

• Moving Cousins (oral true)
• Taking Care of Marc (mt inc oral)
• Two Hot Summer Nights (tt inc)

The War on Christmas--Oh, it's ON! Also, watch Jon Stewart stick it to O'Reilly whose anti-anti-Christmas antics are so last year (Salon).

Christmas on Fark.com

• Commercialize Christmas, or else
• Top ten legal tips for your office Christmas party--Wouldn't want a lawsuit in your stocking
• Ten reasons to drink during the holidays

The Mistletoe demystified--"Traditionally, mistletoe was considered to be the semen of the gods and of the forest, because the berries contain a liquid that looks like and has the texture of semen."

Stories I'm Reading:

• Rob's Service Center
• Robby the Stockboy (mt)
• Robert (tt hs oral anal)

Civil Partnership Act comes into effect in the UK

War stories

• Ten ways to argue about the war--How to talk back to die-hard war supporters Salon
• ABC: Secret CIA prisons shut down--Nothing to see here folks. *cough* Move along.
• You're a moonbat!

People's Sexiest Men Alive 2005

Video game unlocks orgasm secrets

What insane sanitizing can lead too--Won't someone think of the children? NYT

New artwork: I drew these avatars of MGS members as a way to rehabilitate my arm which took some time getting used to my workouts.

Stories I'm Reading: Authority figures

• Drama Coach
• Sex Ed Professor
• Teacher's Duty

Flabbergasting FEMA Flub

Religious City

• God's Interns--Scary fucks
• Exchange your bibles for pr0n
• Vatican restricts gays to priesthood

Hooked on the Web: Help Is on the Way NYT

First off, yes, that's really me up there and also the reason why I haven't been blogging as much the past few months. I've been keeping the two activities distinct since that ain't what you're here in this blog for which are sex, snark and silliness. Ok, that was it. Back to business...

New story: Billy, Brawn and Basketball by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading:

• Caught by My Hot Roommate
• College Dave
• Left to My Own Devices
• Phalen
• A Simple Seduction

Fahrenheit 1861--Spinning Lincoln

Gayly news

• South Africa to have gay weddings
• Judge: schools can't out students to their parents
• New Orleans' queers on the road of recovery [c/o towleroad]

'Bulletproof' man proven wrong

My Morning: A Play in One Uncomfortable Act

Christmas Light Show

Stories I'm Reading:

• Conrad and Lane (mm mf bi oral anal)
• Jeff and Tracy (mm mf bi anal)
• Studying Abroad

Priest hurt in homophobic beating

From Fark.com

• Stinking rich: the £115,000 perfume--What you'll want for Christmas
• Uncles are a dying breed
• Confessions of a photocopier repairman

How to convert an Atari joystick into a vibrator [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Bobby
• Conference Bed Partners
• The Ride

America: A Brief Parable

Top Ten

• Ten to Avoid—The Worst Products of the Year--Here's last year's clunkers.
• Top 10 Space Movies
• Ten words women ought to know when communicating with men

Five stages of no Internet access Salon

New story: The Campus Blog Journals: Joey by cicero

Stories I'm Reading: Happy Thanksgiving

• After Turkey Day Sale (anal rim)
• One Thanksgiving Vacation (mt oral anal inc)
• A Special Thanksgiving (t mast)
• Thanksgiving (mt oral)
• A Very Special Thanksgiving (oral)

The Terrorist Temptation: Why John Murtha Is Right About Iraq

From Fark.com

• Smash My XBOX--This console seems to inspire violence (LAT)
• Facets of a Jewel Thief--A 75-year-old woman reminisces her double life
• World's Most Fattening Holiday Foods
• Sparrow death mars record attempt--The bird's even got a Dutch tribute website
• Wrong baby loses foreskin--Oy.

Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser--Sweet baby Jesus.

Stories I'm Reading: Daniel Blue

• Perfect Blow
• Rings of Desire (oral anal rim)
• Sex at Work
• Sizzling Summer Sex
• Sucking Six Cocks in the Park

Top 10 most dangerous toys--The Uruk-Hai crossbow's kinda cool.

Harried Potter--I'd watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire again just to see Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldermort again. Salon

Stanislav Ianevski--Goblet's Victor Krum is one beautiful Bulgarian.

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• The 37th Day
• Brad Comes Home (inc)
• The Sovereign State of Happiness
• Submarine Attack (mb)
• Underneath the Dock

Prominent Conservative Leader: Government in Hands of Psychopaths [Thanks Pete!]

Heidi Fleiss: "I am opening up a stud farm. I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."--And so are we.

Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes--"PT-141 is a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report." Men you say, eh? Hmmm...

Is an exposed ballsac art?--This student certainly thinks so. [c/o Fark.com]

Superman Returns--What a tease!

New story: Habeas Corporal by Wolfpek

Stories I'm Reading: tarzan290

• Masturbated Against My Will
• Milking the Cop
• Tickling Fetish Goes Too Far

Republicans: Stupid or Lying?

From Boing Boing

• "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS"--Guys need not apply
• Nondenominational DVD Player--Guess we can't watch the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre on this one.
• More on "Sex Machines"

Hops in beer may be healthy, researchers say--First pizza, and now beer!

New stories: Walter's Biology Lesson and Snippets by Wersgor

Stories I'm Reading: Sexxy Vixen

• Crossing the Border
• Dude Ranch
• Traffic Stop

'Promise broken': NY to lose 9/11 aid--"Congressional budget negotiators have decided to take back $125 million in Sept. 11 aid from New York, which had fought to keep the money to treat sick and injured ground zero workers, lawmakers said Tuesday."

From Fark.com

• Star Wars Transformers
• Sony accused of leading price-fix cartel to stop cheap deals on web
• Sighing is now an contemptible offense?

Sex Machines--Next time I'm New York, I'll have to give the Museum of Sex a looksee

Stories I'm Reading: RimPig

• An Evening with J.W. (inter true)
• Coming Home on Leave (mt inc)
• Most Likely to Succeed (mt inc)
• My Secretary's Son
• Tom (true)

Aquaman: It ain't easy to be me--TheWB greenlights TV pilot episode from the producers of Smallville.

Asymmetrical Underwear--They're certainly... different.

Sparrow knocks over 23,000 dominoes before being shot--He had to go.

Welsh rugby fan severs own nuts after his team won over England [c/o Fark.com]

The Art of Chris

New story: Ominous Signs by wbhulk

Stories I'm Reading: Daedalus369

• Missed Opportunity
• What Was I Thinking?: 1 | 2
• What Was I Thinking? The Beginning: 1 | 2

Caution over HIV 'cure' claims

From Fark.com

• Local Man Fired After Visions of the End of the World--A follow-up
• "Who wants to date my daughter?"--Send in your 500-word essay for consideration
• FDA Tomato Ruling May Make Pizza a Health Food--Duuude.

WWE wrestler Eddie Guerrero passes away--I'm gonna miss the big guy.

New story: The Mission 10 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: Alvaro Lopez

• Field Trip
• Layover
• Turnabout

From Fark.com

• "Why do public toilet seats have a horseshoe or U shape to them, and most toilet seats in homes are a full circle or O shape?"
• Cardboard box enshrined in toy hall of fame--Way cheaper than an XBOX and powered by imagination
• Digital music comes of age
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation
• The rules of sarcasm--And I learned a fun neologism, sarchasm: "the gulf between sarcasm and those who don't get it."

New story: The Campus Blog Journals by cicero

Stories I'm Reading:

• Boys' Night Out
• Hot Technician
• Jock Day
• Lake Weekend
• Powers of Persuasion

Bush regurgitates case for war--And uses the same puke [c/o Atrios]

Sexual affairs between pupils and teachers 'can be beneficial'

Best Rejected Advertising [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Bikes and Leather
• Epifanio
• Long John
• My Boss For Real
• The Untold Story

Johnny Lechner--Meet the 12th year college senior (NYT)

From Fark.com

• Man says five US cities to be destroyed 11/11--Head fer the hills!
• Male Sexual Prowess Drives Evolution?--Fuck? Yeah!
• Britain faces sperm donor shortage--What are those bloody wankers doing?
• On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study--Ought to be nominated for next year's Ig Nobels
• A take on Takei

Empire's 50 Greatest Indie Flicks [c/o Boing Boing]

New story: The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 15 by hypnojon32

Stories I'm Reading: Boy oh boy oh boy

• Boy Boner
• Boy God
• The Boy in the Bullpen
• Buff Boy
• Lawn Boy

City police reach out to gay community through liaison officer--Sgt. Scott Oak ought to swap notes with Sgt. Brett Parsons [c/o Andrew Sullivan]

From Boing Boing

• Have a Charlie Brown Christmas--Aw, brings back memories
• (Some) Penises I Have Known--So her previous lovers were a bunch of dicks?
• A Space Mountain Simulation--No need to line up

Heated bra supports good cause--Somebody please market a vibrating jockstrap [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Baby Blue Marine
• Beyond Dreams
• Chat Boy
• I Couldn't Believe My Teacher
• Rubdown by Mr. W.

"We can clearly conclude that adult overweight and obesity cause cancer."--Time for me to lose more weight.

From Fark.com

• How to Survive a Robot Uprising--And I, for one, may pick this up at the local bookstore assuming it ever gets here.
• The Secret of Blue Water--Ooooh... pweeety
• 'Blue Lagoon' made me kid porn perv--"A shamed tourist boss yesterday blamed a Brooke Shields movie for turning him into a pervert."

Attention deficit disorder? Try video games

Stories I'm Reading:

• Alex and Zach
• Daniel and I
• Drew and Jason
• John and Mike
• Tim and Dave

A history of the Iraq war, told entirely in lies--"All text is verbatim from senior Bush Administration officials and advisers."

From Fark.com

• 'Holy Anus' stirs up unholy row
• Jesus Juice--Transubstantiated for your drinking pleasure
• Man escapes prison as 'identical twin'

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes--Bill Watterson is sorely missed.

Stories I'm Reading:

• B and G
• Living in the Breaks
• Suitemate Fantasy
• Wanting a College Boy
• You Lost the Bet

Vatican: Faithful should listen to science

Cow-tipping myth hasn't got a leg to stand on--Scientists are such party poopers

Fridays vs. Mondays--Oh so true... [WMV]

New story: The Mission 9 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: All in the Family

• Better Than the Talk
• Hidden Treasure
• Homespun Perversions (mb mast)
• Terry Amos
• Where the Love Light Gleams

Schwarzenegger Street--Who are the people in his neighborhood?

A Farking Political Flamewar--Via Magic Cards

It's a big ad...--Very big ad, indeed.

New stories: Wolfpek

• Captain Invincible and the Golden Phallus of Ramses II
• The Injector
• Savage Saturday Fantasy

Triple Six Comics--Satanic Tales of Transformation and Possession