Author Week: Russell S.

Stories I'm Reading: Russell S.

• I Wanna Know
• Single
• Trick or Treat

Who's afraid of the big bad gay marriage amendment?-- Not Jon Stewart who blasts Bill Bennett over it Salon

What the FARK?

• Class VP arrested after coming late to graduation
• IVF clinic forced to close after running out of sperm
• "Russian police say a boss allegedly chained an employee naked to a tree in the forest for doing his work poorly."
• Women lowering voices to raise salary
• Ukrainian man invoking God's name gets LI-OWNED

Choose Your Own Adventure Returns

Romania Give Dracula's Castle to Owners

Stickin' it to the Man--Ha!

Author Week: Jason Moore

Stories I'm Reading: Jason Moore

• Big Bad Brad
• Negotiation
• The Painting Crew

We are not entirely human, germ gene experts argue--"We are somehow like an amalgam, a mix of bacteria and human cells. There are some estimates that say 90 percent of the cells on our body are actually bacteria." All together now... ewwwww.

From TechEBlog

• Top 10 Strangest Robots
• Top 10 Strangest Gadgets from the Future
• Top 10 Strangest Desks and Tables

Animator vs. Animation

Author Week: adam2adam

Stories I'm Reading: adam2adam

• I Met Him Online
• It All Started with a Box of Magazines
• Unexpected Events

Fight Club for Geeks--"All day long these guys think they're the captains of the universe, technical wizards. They're brilliant but empty. They want to feel differently. They want to get hit, they want to feel something real."

From Scott-O-Rama

• Billy's Dad is a Fudge Packer
• Darth Vader Calls the Emperor
• Me So Holy--I'd rather listen to the Altar Boyz

Charlie the Unicorn: Candy Mountain--WTF? Salon

Author Week: Tommyhawk

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• The Broken Window (mt)
• Driving Young Jeffrey (mb)
• Handling Darryl's Tools (mb)

Maddox and the Alphabet of Manliness--Make Ann Coulter cry; pre-order his book at Amazon.com. Salon

Tech FARK

• Dude, that's a Dell?--In the immortal word of Keanu, "Whoa."
• Angry ex-girlfriend's website outs "lying, cheating U.S. Marshal impersonator"
• Downloads of Net porn hit record high

Ask a Ninja--Ninja, please.

New story: Photoshop BE 6 by Aardvark

New story: Photoshop BE 6 by Aardvark

Bill O'Lie-ly lies again--Since when did "Normandy" ever sound like "Malmedy"? Oh, that's when FuckNews decided to change the transcript and let the wire services and search engines it pick up before reverting it.

The Human Rights Campaign and Lieberman

• HRC Endorses the Duplicitous Man
• Why I've Cancelled My HRC Membership
• Ned Lamont Deserves Enthusiastic GLBT Support
• Lieberman’s Gay Defenders Think You're Stupid

Fun FARK

• Girlspeak to English Dictionary
• Evolution of Dance--Comedian Judson Laipply demonstrates.
• Today in Pumpcast News

How to delete a Windows shortcut in 7 steps--Is this the future for Microsoft Vista users? You guys can always switch you know.

New story: The Nutritionist by Aardvark

New story: The Nutritionist by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading:

• My Jeff, the Porn Star (mm oral anal inc)
• The Paper Valentine (tb oral anal inc)
• Smoking and Stroking (mt mast inc)

Foebia's Anatomy of a Republican

Kiddie FARK

• Risking a life term to protect a child--Doing the right thing may have a high price
• Doctor donates own blood to patient he's operating on
• Soldier Gives His Purple Heart to Student

Straight (and Not) Out of the Comics--Holy lesbian, Batwoman! NYT

New artwork: More Comic Book Muscle (Hulk, Spider-Man, Titans)

New artwork: More Comic Book Muscle (Hulk, Spider-Man, Titans).

Character actor Paul Gleason dies--Clarence Beeks, rest in peace.

Schoolhouse FARK

• The College Professor Drinking Game--"Every time I read a misspelled word, I chug a beer. For every kid who can't write a thesis statement, I take a shot of Jack [Daniels]. I figure I'll either go blind or die before this hell is over."
• "If you have never slept with someone of your same gender, then how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?"--Jeez, what kind of school survey is this?
• "A school was offered personalised knives to sell — days after tragic teenager Kiyan Prince was stabbed to death."

Weeeeeeeee!--No more drugs for that squirrel.

New story: The White Lord of the Jungle by cicero

New story: The White Lord of the Jungle by cicero

Did you know Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds?!--May God have mercy on his soles.

The Da Vinci Code--Meh. The book was better; less talky (and preachy) and certainly more enjoyable. The Catholic Church shouldn't have acted so defensively thus giving this flick so much free press. They, of all faiths, should've remembered the unrelenting temptation of Forbidden Fruit. Salon

• Albinos Condemn 'Da Vinci' Assassin
• Descended from Jesus?--Looks like I'm a son of God. And so are you.
• Da PVP Code

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?--From a Slashdotter: So the chicken and the egg are laying in bed together. The egg's smoking a cigarette. The chicken says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to THAT question!"

New Artwork: More Muscle Inflation

New artwork: More Muscle Inflation

The End of Sex?--"Pornography is changing the nature of physical affection"

Men on FARK

• Spanish women to get their own stud farm packed with hot stallions--The neighs have it
• Nude Dude Ranch opens in Arizona
• Butlers and boy love--You know you want to click it

Stone Golem--So much better than Michael Chiklis's Thing... uh, you know what I mean. [c/o Boing Boing]

New story: Little Friends 8 by MReyes8320

New story: Little Friends 8 by MReyes8320

AT&T and NSA documents unveiled--This is rich: "They finally did something you probably never thought the phone company would do. They listened."

Yahoo Messenger worm on the loose--I suppose it's just a matter of time the other IM clients are compromised, so do be careful.

Trojan Deletes Your Porn, Music & Warez--Everybody PANIC!

The Myth of Cybersexual Losers--Is online sex replacing the real thing?

So How Does Light Go Backwards?--Say what?

Turn your MacBook into a Jedi Weapon--Too geeky, even for me.

Star Wreck: In The Pirkinning--Watch the trailer of this parody produced by Finn film studes.

New story: The Mission 18 by Randy Dragon

New story: The Mission 18 by Randy Dragon

Sugar Baby Love--A well-done ad promoting safe sex. Here's the girl version. Salon

Military FARK

• HBO documentary could trigger stress disorder
• Mission "Unicorn" renamed--Dutch learned it was too ghey
• Hi-tech uniforms make infantrymen look "goofy"--I would have to agree.

Big boner--Bystanders get punk'd

New stories: From my latest contributor, Lloyd311

New stories: From my latest contributor, Lloyd311, author of one of my favorite stories, Eric.

• Brady Swap (mm body swap celeb oral)
• Mike (AR)
• Tommy (AR)

Jean Rohe: Why I Spoke Up--"Centrist" McCain gets New-Schooled

Who will FARK of the children?

• Running banned on Portland playgrounds
• Some Schools Are Leaving Recess Behind
• Disney Loses Its Appetite for Happy Meal Tie-Ins

10 Things I Hate About Commandments [c/o Boing Boing]

New artwork: Added some pics in the Comics album

New artwork: Added some pics in the Comics album (Superman, Spider-Man, Titans).

Stories I'm Reading:

• Desert Jackoff
• Future Brother-in-Law
• Green World

Dear NSA--"What should I get my wife for her birthday?"

HOWTO Fark.com

• How to use a compass without a compass
• How to grow your own digital marijuana
• How to get through having your identity stolen

The Skeletor Show--Watch if you've loads of time to waste

New artwork: Cartoon Muscle

New artwork: Six new Cartoon Muscle pics

How did San Francisco become so popular with gay people? [c/o Fark.com]

Paris Hilton wants a gay man--The question is: does any self-respecting gay man want Paris?

Got a Towel?--You might need one. [c/o Boing Boing]

King Tut's Penis Rediscovered--A mummified penis... leaves quite an indelible mental image.

David Armand mimes Natalie Imbruglia's Torn--Hope this won't be his only claim to fame.

Stories I'm Reading: High School life

Stories I'm Reading: High School life

• Farm Boy Rub Off
• Picture
• The Secret We Shared

10 eCard Sites To Stay Away From This Mother's Day

Religious City

• Catholic School Teacher Fired Over in Vitro Fertilization [c/o Fark.com]
• The 'Da Vinci' Goad--Controversy invites discussion, espouses denunciations
• My Problem with Christianism--Sully comes up with an apt label for the religious right
• What if God had a MySpace--He'd be smiting us just about now [c/o Fark.com]
• Loaded Bible--Holy spit!

Live on Saturday Night: President Al Gore!

New Artwork: Marc's Maxover

New artwork: The continuation of Marc's Makeover is finally here! Read Marc's Maxover.

The Oozinator--A toy every guy should have. Read the reviews. Thanks Wolfie!

Comics

• DC vs. Marvel--Illegally fun!
• Whose side are you on?--Marvel enters a Civil War
• 52 the Comic--Follow DC's year-long experiment week in and week out

Will you be a World Cup widow?--Germany's ain't the only country with balls.

New story: The Mission 17 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading:

• Altered Reality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
• A Deal's a Deal: 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32
• Shift: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

It's Warring with the Stars!

• Ryan vs. Dorkman--Fantastic fan-film
• Japanese cops vs. Darth Vader--And now with lightsabers!
• Star Wars vs. Star Trek--May you live long and Force be with you
• Classic vs. Re-mastered--The Original Trilogy strikes back
• Sci-fi video games vs. sci-fi flicks--Why games rule

Since it's Muscle Week and all, I thought I'd share my progress over the past five months. It's like living out, although at a much slower pace, my own muscle growth story. (Makes up for my not writing any new ones... not.)

New story: The Mission 16 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading:

• Chesty Blows Up: 1 | 2
• Of Mice and Carter: 1 | 2
• Tansley Prep School: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Finger Length Predicts Aggression in Men [c/o Fark.com]

Pesticides may affect penis size

It's a football thing

New artwork: See this student Gearing Up 4 Wrestling.

Stories I'm Reading: luvyalots

• JP: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38
• Nick: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12

Stephen Colbert pisses off the Bushies--"As he walked from the podium the president and First Lady gave him quick nods, unsmiling, and left."

Religious City

• God is still speaking--Yet another UCC ad banned by the networks
• Hanks Be To God--A Colbert Report expose
• Double-Parking is a Religious Right!
• Church Karaoke [c/o Fark.com]
• Verses vs. Verses--Quote not lest ye be quoted

Waiters nauseated by food--Colbert and Carell in a Carvey comedy quickie

Stories I'm Reading: YahooGroup

• The Accidental Wizard: 1 | 2
• Muscle Worship: 1 | 2
• My Contest Winner: 1 | 2

C for Cookie--In the tradition of "V for Vendetta" [c/o Boing Boing]

From Salon's Video Dog

• A Hard's Day Night of the Living Dead
• Red and Blue: An Unreal (Tournament) Love Story
• Balls--This ad got lots of 'em and a great soundrtrack too boot.

MauriCGN--Watch this German guy in action.

New artwork: Four new Cartoon Muscle pics

New story: Missing Zeus 3: Becoming Demi by Leminnes

Stories I'm Reading: redkage

• Ancient Relics: 1 | 2
• Brothers for Life: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
• One Push Too Many: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Intellectual Property Run Amok

TV in Japan--Wacky fun. [c/o Boing Boing]

Melvin Anthony--Make mine marvelous

Stories I'm Reading: Texzilla

• Spiced Life: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• Spiced Days: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Spiced Games: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Democrats lose House vote on Net neutrality--It's ain't over till it's over

From Fark.com

• Geeks Take Down Dirty C-Level Executives
• School cancels classes due to nice weather
• What Does Your Sneeze Say About You?

A Cautionary Wail

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Iceman Cometh: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Mentoring Muscle: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Potential: 1 | 2 | 3
• The Power of Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3
• Taking the Good: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Clinton: Well Hung?--Too much information

Winning entries from the 2006 Boston Grand Finale of the Campus Moviefest

• Elevator Girl--Grand Prize
• Ship Shape--Best Comedy
• Tangent--Best Drama

Mats Egelstig--Hunky homme

New artwork: Two before-and-after Muscle scenes

Stories I'm Reading: YahooGroup

• Fitting Room: 1 | 2A | 2B | 2C | 2D
• Priorities: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• Hustler Sinbad: 1 | 2 | 3-4 | 5 | 6-7 | 8 | 9-10
• Hustler Sinbad Book 2: 1-2 | 3
• Unstoppable: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Gay fairy tale sparks civil rights debate

Tech specs

• Top 10 Windows XP Tips Of All Time
• Why isn't Linux more popular?
• Mac E-Mail Encryption

Eric Martsolf--A "work hard-play hard kind of guy".

New artwork: Muscle Inflation

Stories I'm Reading:

• Elevator Muscle
• Elevator Muscle
• Emil
• Muscle Beach Cruisers
• Mysterious Strength

Man Swallowed by Earth--What a way to go

Let's Sexy English--Heh, it's one way to learn the language

Focus Pocus--This camera takes away 10 pounds [c/o Fark.com]

Drifts--Oooh, bubbles

Uwe Riedel--The Gunman

New artwork: Furry Fantasy

Stories I'm Reading: Rowan McBride

• Davey's Destiny: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• Flow: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | Epilogue
• The Jascian's Toy: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
• Jonah's Giant: 1-3 | 4
• Kismeta: 1 | 2

Man Sentenced To 20 Years for Cartoon Kiddie Pornography--Thoughtcrime doubleplus ungood, huh?

Let us prey

• Falwell loses to Fallwell.com--And he re-condemns Jews to hell.
• The Python of the Christ--A disconcerting movie mash-up
• 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense
• Confessions of a Mormon Boy
• LF Virgin Bridge-m4w

Despair Not, Frumpy Guys--Well, most of us ain't having our own kids anyway. [c/o Fark.com]

New artwork: Some new Muscle drawings

Stories I'm Reading: To read these stories from CYOC, copy the links to your address bar and press Enter.

• The Domino Effect
• Ecstasy
• Nocturnal Growth
• The Shape of Things
• Waxing Makes You Bigger?

Dear Mr. President--Pink sings from the heart

Still Free--Instant graffiti-cation

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran--Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Barbara Ann

V for Vendetta--The Brothers Wachowski adapt the comic book maxi-series by Alan Moore and David Lloyd and transform it into an enjoyably subversive movie experience.

Jake McLellen--He's the Buff Bastard

Stories I'm Reading: johnd7102000 YahooGroup

• Mesomorphs: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• The Muscle Club: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
• My Awakening: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

The Lifeline--A three-part Los Angeles Times series following the lives of soldiers wounded in Iraq

Alone in the Trenches--NFL's Esera Tuaolo comes out of the closet [c/o Fark.com]

"The Plan" revealed--Illegal immigration's ultimate goal

Space Ace--Watch this 80s video game played from start to finish. Lots of quick muscle/AP TFs to look out for.

Jiri Borkovec--Czech him out!

New morph: It's a Toga Party! I finally found a place for my morphs like the ones for Justin's New Camera, Hypnohunk and Josh Duhamel. I'll be uploading the others in the days to come.

Stories I'm Reading: BBMSN YahooGroup

• Jake's Meet
• Jake's Torture Chair
• Jake and I

Worst. Preznit. EVAR.--Even FucksNews polls him at 33%.

Craigslist

• Fuck, and I'm straight, too...
• An Open Letter to Straights
• Literally

The Birth of He-Man [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading: AbsMan420 YahooGroup

• The Facility
• The New Tanner
• Playing with FanTCDude's Toys: 11 | 12

The Perfect Body--A short documentary on the gay male body image

Men on Fark

• Global Sex Survey Shows Men Get More Satisfaction
• 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30--Also, Things A Man Should Never Do Past The Age of One
• 10 Irritating Things Men Do In Bed
• Male pill possible but unlikely, doctor says
• Male. Bikini. Waxing.

Jang Byung Ho--One hot Korean man

New morph: Based on the Comcast commercial featuring bodybuilder Scott Milne. I'm still looking for a new site to host my old morphs, BTW. YouTube and its ilk keep resizing my stuff.

Stories I'm Reading: jppg413 YahooGroup

• Growing Challenge: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
• My Fair Man: A Muscle Musical: 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11
• Natural Selection: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
• The Price of Freedom: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Become a Republican!--Democrats are for loosers

From Fark.com

• Amazing Anagrams
• Fun with Forks
• Gnarly Nails

Why is it OK to show a man's breasts on TV?--Why indeed?

New artwork: A couple new Polo pics

Stories I'm Reading: Josef Howard YahooGroup

• Alphamale and the Adventurers
• Birthright: 1 | 2
• The New Model

The Word: "The Long War"

From TecheBlog

• Top 10 Strangest iPod Accessories
• Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations
• Top 20 Strangest Gadgets and Accessories

Nicholas Hope--There's hope for me yet.

New story: The Recruit by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading: FanTCDude YahooGroup

• Brandon's Bro
• Outpost
• Party Guy

Republican Jesus--Co-opting the Christ

From Salon's Video Dog

• Happy Easter from Coke Light
• Easter Bunny
• Daily Faith Healing
• Secret Jesus
• The Passion of the Clay

Democrats' Winning Strategy [Thanks Donnie!]

Holy canole. Where did March go? Well, a few interesting things happened while I was away.

• I integrated the design of my blog archive with the rest of the site.
• For some reason, my site was added to Nifty's list of links. Thanks to whoever was responsible.
• Charcot_2 of Ragazzi Sotto Ipnosi translated my first ever hypno story Snuffy into the lovely language of Italian.

New stories:

• Little Friends 7 by MReyes8320
• Missing Zeus 2: Lute's Story by Leminnes
• The Mission 15 by Randy Dragon
• The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 17 by hypnojon32

What do you use your Dell for?

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny [Thanks Tom!]

The Cleaning Hunk--He does housecalls... mmm.

Stories I'm Reading:

• Farmer Geoff Finds a Friend
• Pure Chance
• The Watering Hole

Porn Billing Leak Exposes Buyers--17 million of them.

Apple-plexy

• What if Microsoft sold the iPod?
• iPorn Directory--Which will be the first gay podcast?
• Post-Traumatic Apple Event Disorder--Oh, Stevie, Stevie Sabachthani!

Make a pig of yourself--A cute personality test

Stories I'm Reading:

• Menage
• The Tenth Class Reunion
• Walking the Dog

Conservative Jews to Consider Ending a Ban on Same-Sex Unions and Gay Rabbis NYT [c/o AMERICABlog]

From Fark.com

• Top 10 Censored Stories 2005
• Top 10 Hybrid Myths
• Top 10 Accidental Discoveries

The "Real" Simpsons--Now that's how you make an ad.

New story: The Mystery of the Mad Mesmerist 16 by hypnojon32

Stories I'm Reading:

• The Confrontation
• Good Guys Finish Last
• Taken by Chance

Falwell: Jews can get to heaven--Whatta goy

From Fark.com

• Jon Stewart exposes Hollywood's lack of humor
• The New Seven World Wonders--Which ones will make the cut?
• "Our universe may one day be obliterated or assimilated by a larger universe, according to a controversial new analysis."--Everybody PANIC!

Natalie "Gangsta" Portman--Watch it before NBC pulls its plug right on NBC's servers

New story: The Campus Blog Journals: Joey's Brother by cicero

Stories I'm Reading:

• Coy Boy
• Darren
• My Brother-in-Law Dan and Me

Da Vinci trial pits history against art

And this goat, which he wed...

Top Ten Most Welcome Movie Deaths

Splash Back--Gotta pump 'em all! [c/o Fark.com]

Transformers: Hearts of Steel--A very cool reimagining [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Coach Medder
• Jamie and Kyle's Adult Friend (mt tb)
• Little Stud Nurse (mt)

What's behind pastor's anti-gay messages?--"Allow me to share with you an epiphany. I think Fred Phelps is gay." [c/o Fark.com]

Bushwhacking

• "An all-time low of 34%"--He says he ain't worried about polls, but there are those who sure are.
• US leader crashed by trying to 'pedal, wave and speak at same time'
• In Bushie's defense...

"I'm tall and taned from werkin on my land. My best features is my large head full of hare."--Oh, need I go on? Don't let this Hannidate hunk get away boys!

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Fishing for the Truth (mt inc)
• I Want a Little Brother (mb mast inc)
• Me, Dad and Uncle Jim (mb inc)
• Playing Hide and Seek (mb inc)
• Sitting in Daddy's Lap (mb inc)

The Wangcaster--"One time, in band camp..."

Craigs-A-listers

• My Top 10 MC List for Sac Men
• One-Night-Stand Boy: I have a small request
• The Effects of Celibacy
• The Rules of Breaking Up
• I have declared war on your penis
• 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
• Orgasm Notice - 3 days to pay or quit

Cool yearbook from the 70s--Even the faculty joined in the fun [c/o Boing Boing]

Stories I'm Reading: John Black

• The Dealer
• The Model
• Tightie Whitie Party

Mummified metrosexuals [c/o kottke]

Science Fark

• "Ever felt the urge to eat dirt or attack the alien impersonating your brother?"
• The Imperial Empire has arrived
• The Nissan Terranaut--Going where no mobile laboratory has gone before

Contos do Grossão--Hot stories and pics

Stories I'm Reading: Jason Moore

• Domineering Derek
• End Zone
• Hungry Ass

PSA: Don't talk on your cell while driving--How... disarming.

Gayly News

• US and Iran Join Forces In Anti-Gay Cause
• Moms' Genetics Might Help Produce Gay Sons
• Gay Adoption Next Big Hurdle Says Media Analysts
• Turkish pirated DVD relabels "Brokeback Mountain" to "Faggot Cowboys"--Holy canole. [c/o Fark.com]
• 'Brokeback' shirts go for $100,00--"They really are the ruby slippers of our time."

Ugly teens more likely to be criminals

Stories I'm Reading: Carl Dickson

• Finding Love (mt inc)
• Last Weekend
• Swimming with Steve

Cheney's Got a Gun--Ala Aerosmith [c/o Salon]

What the Fark?

• "Donkey Dong" is on the loose--Serial flasher has Aussie army after him
• High school students punished for underwear rehearsal--To top it off, their play was cancelled.
• Arrested for asking for quiet in cinema
• Boy Charged With Felony For Powdered Sugar--Look-alike drug pushers, beware!
• Co-Worker Sues For Share Of Big Lottery Jackpot

iPod Flea--An old parody, but there just may be stranger MP3 players out there.

Stories I'm Reading: FLAGEOFF

• Cousins to the End
• My Bear Brother-in-Law, My Nephew and Me
• Weight for My Uncle

Sam's Story--A touching fatherly tribute

Leftover Love c/o Fark.com

• Couple relives 1946 honeymoon at Drake--At their original room rate of $7 a night
• Heart-shaped, my ass
• "On Valentine's Day, nothing says 'I love you' like oral sex."

A not-so handy guide to eating sushi

President's Day.

Stories I'm Reading: Russell S.

• Bond West
• I'm Not
• Play It Straight

Ha Ha Ha America [Thanks Pete!]

Seeing is believing?

• Model World: When Reality Blurs--The wonders of tilt-shift photography [c/o kottke]
• 3D Painted Rooms [c/o jwg]
• Impossible Art [c/o Boing Boing]

Sleepless in Seattle--Meg Ryan gives Tom Hanks a reason to stay up at night. Also, check out Shining, the feel-good movie of the year.

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Dave and the Date Rape Drug
• Eugene
• The Frat Slave Sale
• Wargames
• Whoops!

The Church of Bush--Everything's so fundie-mentally black and white

85% of Americans Believe They're Heavenbound--Evangelican Protestants, 94% vs. Catholics, 84%.

The Stupidity of Intelligent Design--And the debate continues

Was Jesus Gay?--Get to know the Bible

Jesus the Musical--O. M. F. G. [Thanks Wolfy!]

New artwork: A whole bunch of Cartoon Muscle pics and a couple for Superboy and Robin.

Stories I'm Reading:

• New
• Roomie Mess
• Travelin' Thru

The Top Ten Science Films That Never Existed

Brokeback's back

• Brokeback Sim-Mountain
• Brokeback Mountain Dew--Great tagline at the end. Salon
• Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963 [Thanks Wolfy!]

Best Gay Blogs--Keep up on the best gay blogs on the net

New story: The Double C by Aardvark

Stories I'm Reading: My sister's boyfriend

• My Sister's Boyfriend
• My Sister's Boyfriend
• My Sister's Boyfriend

Open Book--AKA "My Sister's Boyfriend", a movie short on bisexuality and betrayal

Game Geek

• X-Rated web game explodes in popularity--But it's too nosy for its own good
• Evolution of Controllers---Starting from joystick-pulling to button-pushing to wand-handling
• Timeline of notable video game villians
• Top Ten Worst Video Game Haircuts [c/o Fark.com]
• Top 10: Worst Reviewed Games
• Ten Ambiguously Gay Game Characters

Vaporware: Better Late than Never

Happy Valentine's Day.

New story: The Mission 14 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: Love, actually

• Aaron and Tank
• Changes
• Farmer Seth

78-year-old man's face intercepts VP Cheney's bullet--Or something like that. Now, how can they get out of this one? (Salon)

Best of best of Craigslist

• Please Fix My Broken Gaydar!
• Men Online -- Hall of Shame
• Small Penis
• You: Cute Guy, mid 30s, robbing me... - m4m
• juror at your trial - m4w

Watch the Wiper Man

Stories I'm Reading: 2006 EroticGayHypnosis Entries

• Praise the Goddess
• Computer Camp Experiment
• BoBoLINKo
• Roommate Remake
• Helping Hand
• In the Zone
• Hypno Cop
• Breakfast of Champions
• Family Discipline
• Letter from College
• Owning the Center
• The Secret of My Success
• I Spied a Young Cowboy

Prove the Earth revolves around the Sun and win $1000--No, this isn't a joke.

From Fark.com

• Mother's blue tattoo leaves airline cabin crew red-faced
• Men 'donate' organs for 'Penis Atlas'
• Today's words: "Car Pet", "Muncher"--Say with it me kids

McDonald's Fries Got Even Fattier--Like I said before, they should just dump the vegeheads and go back to the real deal.

New story: Photoshop BE 5 by Leminnes (mf musc AP mast)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Jeffrey (mt inc)
• Marc and Chad
• Randy (mt tb inc)

The innocent have nothing to hide--Or do they?

Gayly News

• Nurturing a community in the online world [c/o Fark.com]
• Study: Sexual Orientation Affects Perception
• Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances

Matrix Dancers--Acrobatic antics

Stories I'm Reading:

• Family Favor
• Jizz Me with Your Jerk Juice
• Making Love to an Older Man

Outed in Iraq

From Fark.com

• The heterosexual man's 5-step survival guide to Brokeback Mountain
• 10 Best Super Bowl Commercials
• 101 Dumbest Moments in Business

Superbowl Ads 2006--My top ten picks are Sprint: Locker Room and A Song for Every Occasion; Diet Pepsi: Kung-Fu Can; Mastercard: MacGuyver; Ameriquest Mortgage Co.: That Killed Him and Turbulence; FedEx: Caveman; Budweiser: Wave; Budlight: Secret Fridge; and Toyota Camry Hybrid: Bilingual

Stories I'm Reading:

• Forgive Me
• Me and TS Eliot
• My Blonde Brad

Olbermann obliterates O'Reilly's obnoxious outburst

Postage is due for companies sending e-mail

A Voice Vote--Pick your favorite subway voiceover [c/o Political Animal]

New story: Little Friends 6 by MReyes8320

Stories I'm Reading:

• Curiousity Satisfied?
• The Holiday
• Inmates of a Kind

Iraqomo Flash

The Brokeback spoofs keep on coming

• Brokeback to the Future--Best one of the bunch [c/o Boing Boing]
• Bareback Mountain--A man and his horse
• Brokeback Mountain: The Sequel--Expanding the market
• Broke Mac Mountain [c/o lodpa.net]
• McDonald's Brokeback Happy Meal--Somewhat offensive, even for me

A puppy and a cubby--Sure, they're cute now. [c/o Fark.com]

Stories I'm Reading:

• Happy New Year Big Brother (tb inc)
• Inside Big Bro's Boxers
• Showing Off For Big Bro

Evangelical Filmmakers Criticized for Hiring Gay Actor--Weird. NYT

From Kottke

• 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
• Inspiration: "The World's Best Quotes in 1-10 Words."
• 100 Best First Lines from Novels

25 Great Calvin & Hobbes Strips [c/o ldopa.net]