Hypno/Muscle Month Day 31: Transition into the Role: Bob by Texzilla and NCMC MC Muscle

Well, that was fun despite my hectic schedule at work. With less prep time, Hypno/Muscle Month 2006 hasn't been as easy to do as before, and so thanks to those few who've sent in some much-appreciated feedback, which makes the time I've been spending on this site worthwhile.

New story: Transition into the Role: Bob by Texzilla (mm hypno oral anal)

Stories I'm reading: NCMC MC Muscle

• Looking Good
• Talisman: 1 | 2
• Worshipping Allan

Lie by Lie: Chronicle of a War Foretold--Documenting the Iraq debacle

Keith Olbermann rips Rumsfeld apart--Dissent is not disloyalty.

Mother wins ban on violent porn--Downloading and owning it will be a criminal offence in the UK.

What the FARK?

• Man Facing 2nd Deportation Finds He's U.S. Citizen
• Penis pump panic at airport
• Postman wronged for doing right

NightCharm--Gay porn and elegant male pornography, photography and sophisticated gay sex and erotica for queer porn lovers worldwide.

Man of the Year--We gays may be bitches, but these men are just bastards.

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 30: Nifty Hypno

Stories I'm reading: Nifty Hypno

• The Conversion of Kappa Omegas
• Hypnotic (mt mb mg tb bi)
• Hypnotize Me (med)
• Locker Room Horror
• My Dad the Homo Zombie (mt hypno anal hs)

IKEA ad inadvertently gives dog a bone(r). [c/o Boing Boing]

What we have here is a failure to communicate

• "Top o'the mornin' to ye."
• "What Are You Thinking About?"--Ja?
• "I wanna fuck you in the ass."

Jesse Spencer--Would you like to be his neighbour?

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 29: Mucho Muscle

Stories I'm reading: Muscle Growth

• Emil
• Kept Boy
• Muscle Soldier

Hot Russian Guys in music video

Muscle Blogs

• Big Hot Men
• Roids and Rants
• Vicarious Living

Eddie Camacho--Macho para siempre

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 28: ASSGM Hypno

Stories I'm reading: ASSGM Hypno

• Class
• Fratboy Slut (coll)
• Program: Remake

Heat wave lets woman bake cookies on her dashboard--Damn. [c/o FARK.com]

Tech Dreck

• Top 10 Dot-Com Flops
• Top 10 Worst Products
• The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time

Lewis Payton Photographer [c/o towleroad]

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 27: More CYOC Muscle

Stories I'm reading: CYOC Muscle (Copy and paste the links in another window/tab to view the stories directly.)

• Formula 52692
• Pride and Prejudice in Texas
• Waxing Makes You Bigger?

Strip poker champ bares all after win--Let's see if this April Fool's joke becomes a regular event.

Religious City

• Son of a preacher man--Why does Kevin Jennings still believe Christianity and gay rights can coexist? Salon
• Church Fires Teacher for Being Female--It is said, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
• Who has killed more, Satan or God? [c/o kottke]

Musclehead Graphics--Yummy male models

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 26: Hypno Literotica

Stories I'm reading: Hypno Literotica

• Boarder Controls Family
• John
• Landlord Wants Sex Slaves

10 Things a Homeowners Association Won't Tell You--They really can be a bunch of asshats.

Web games to while the time [c/o FARK.com]

• 3D Logic--It gets "interesting" after level 15
• Arrow Tag--Are you quick on the click?
• Asterisk--Punctuating space
• Icebreaker--More fun slamming him into the wall
• Hulk Smash-Up--'Nuff said

Bruno Santos--Beautiful boy from Brazil

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 25: Musclebuff

Stories I'm reading: Musclebuff YahooGroup

• Anything You Say
• Contest: A Saga of Revenge
• Implant: A Message from Billy
• Love Me, Love My Muscle
• The Visit Revisited

"My 6-year-old was traumatized by Barney's penis"

Ctrl-Alt-Del Glossary

• Squeaker
• Newb/Noob
• Teabagging

Black Bodybuilders

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 24: Hypnofeet

Stories I'm reading: Hypnofeet

• The Hypno Tickler
• Master Mesmero at the Fair
• That 70s Show: Yes Master (celeb)

Homer Simpson, Smithers and Burns, oh my!

Pr0n

• Google claims porn too lewd to be protected
• Coalition of conservative groups believe hotel porn may be prosecutable
• Child protection site "contained porn links"--Irony, we meet again. [c/o FARK.com]

Adam Garcia--Bootman showin' off some booty

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 23: Muscle Growth

Stories I'm reading:

• The Cigar That Changed It All
• Realization
• Thadeus Rex

Do you see what I see?

From kottke.org

• The Politically Incorrect Alphabet
• Grand Theft Auto: Coke, the Ad--Who were the pansies who flagged this as 'inappropriate'?
• Google Maps + NY Subway = Way Cool

Franco Body Pictures--Big and muscly, just the way I like 'em

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 22: Ashan again

Stories I'm reading: Ashan

• The Dynasty: 1 | 2 | 3
• The Gypsy Curse
• Tomorrow Belongs...

Always Gay. Always.

Dell-eted

• Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference
• Man Blames Dell Laptop for House Fire
• Diary of a Dying PC--"I bought a Dell Dimension B110... and tried to kill it for more than two weeks."

Steve Walker Art--I'd love to get my hands on one of his calendars

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 21: Metabods Muscle

Stories I'm reading: Metabods Muscle

• Michael and Jim
• The Mirror
• My Big Fat Gay Story

What if men wrote advice columns? [c/o FARK.com]

Gayly News

• Military Cadet's Thesis Challenges 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'
• Ban on gay marriage denies justice to children Salon
• The Pillage Idiot--Gay burglar identified by his "mincing walk". [c/o FARK.com]

Armin Scholz--From teen to king

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 20: Ashan

Stories I'm reading: Ashan

• The Cult: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Whittingham Hall
• From a Jack to a King
• The Black Cliffs of Dover

Ring that bell!

Religious City [c/o FARK.com]

• Non-Christians need not apply--"Here it is, church and state working hand-in-glove, with tax money and the government-sanctioned intolerance as the prize."
• The 'Miracle' of the Leaking Tree --Desperate for their delusions
• Thou Shalt Not Drive a Hummer--But why else did God give men two feet?
• The Immaculate Confection--Mmmm, chocolate.
• "Right after we put it up, baby Jesus was stolen, so we chained it."
• God Bless This Lube--Onward Christian sex shops
• God would be an atheist

Cheyenne Jackson--Gay and gorgeous

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 19: CYOC Muscle

Stories I'm reading: CYOC Muscle (Copy and paste the links in another window/tab to view the stories directly.)

• Back to Mine
• Mind Control
• The Shape of Things

I really like gay men, but I'm not gay Salon

Cool as FARK

• British Blues Brothers--They wear their sunglasses at night... and on their drivers licenses.
• "This is a knife."--Grandma goes Dundee on burglar's ass
• RPS-25--Jacking up Jan Ken Pon

Jimmy Thomas--Multi-talented muscleman

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 18: Nifty Muscle

Stories I'm reading: Nifty Muscle

• Bigger is Good
• Headshop: Neighbors
• More Give Than Take

The Dangers of Masturbation

From Salon's Video Dog

• Boys Beware
• Queer Eye for the Homeless Guy
• There Goes the Gayborhood

Mike Ergas--A Greek-American god

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 17: MGS magic

Stories I'm reading: MGS YahooGroup

• C Compound: 1 | 2 | 3
• The New Supermen: 1 | 2 | 3
• Say the Words

How to trick your friend into giving you a BJ

Legal FARK

• A man "tired of being mistaken for the famous basketball player is giving up his defamation lawsuit" of $832 million against Michael Jordan and Phil Knight, Nike's founder.--What a maroon.
• "You're like a monkey. Anybody rolling an ice cube round your body would have had a hair ball in their throat."--Not the most flattering wifely testimony, but he did get exonerated.
• Woman sues store over squirrel attack

Jim Romagna--Full service fitness site

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 16: MGS mania

Stories I'm reading: MGS YahooGroup

• Controlling the Boy: 1 | 2
• Hustler's Sinbad Book 2: 4-5 | 6 | 7-8
• Spartan: 1-2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Bruno Kirby Dies--I loved him as Jess in "When Harry Met Sally". I'm gonna miss him.

Colbert to Stewart: You Must Walk A Mile In His Mustache

Let it out--Release the beast within, a video TF montage

Math and math tricks

• 5 Numbers--Fascinating histories.
• Five-Dimensional Rubik's Cube--Looks like something only Mr. Mxyzptlk can solve
• The Tenth Dimension--The totality of reality is a point... whoa.

Phil Pfister--The Strongman

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 15: Even more MGS

Stories I'm reading: MGS YahooGroup

• BiggNDum's MegaMuscle Gum
• Travis
• Whatever Happened to Ken

MySpace Kills Internet Tube Song--Sure, they put it back up, but it's clear to me the Internet as we know it will die from a thousand cuts like this if we don't do anything about it.

Box Office Figures

• Top 5 Books adapted into movies
• 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made
• Top Ten Porn Movies Based On The Latest Movie Blockbusters

John Webster--Trainer. Fitness Model. Athlete.

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 14: More MGS

Stories I'm reading: MGS YahooGroup

• My Awakening: 5 | 6
• Natural Selection: 12 | 13
• Seducers: 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31

Thank You Lt. Ehren Watada--You, sir, are brave man.

Tom Tomorrow

• Right-Wing Movie Reviews
• Welcome to the Rightwingoverse
• Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

Jonathan Later--I could go double for this Dutch.

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 13: MGS

Stories I'm reading: MGS YahooGroup

• At Will
• Dozer
• The Master

Best. Obit. EVAR. [c/o Fark.com]

Betty Bowers: The No Sin Zone

• Baptists for the Limp Wrists
• The Da Vinci Coda
• Rex Ray the Ex-Gay

Marcos Chacón--I'll take a mucho grande hombre, please

Hypno/Muscle Day 12: Altoid Lover

Stories I'm reading: Altoid Lover

• Al's New Toy
• Good Girls Go To Heaven; Bad Girls Go To London (fd)
• Nudges

The Chaser's War on Everything--Risibly profiling racial profiling

Tech Culture [c/o Slashdot]

• The Age of the Web Hermit
• Hoarders vs. Deleters: What your inbox says about you
• Expert: 40 Percent of World of Warcraft Players Addicted

Lucas Kerr--He's Kerrrr-fect

Hypno/Muscle Day 11: Doug Kent

Stories I'm reading: Doug Kent

• Fire in My Loins
• Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
• The Wrong Boy

Samuel L. Jackson is the Afro Samurai--Looks motherfuckin' cool

Things that make you go whoa

• Mr. Sandman
• Van Le-Gogh's Starry Night [c/o kottke.org]
• L33t Piloting Skillz [c/o Fark.com]

Nick Auger--Computer geek turned god

Hypno/Muscle Day 10: From Jock to Faggot: How Austin Swallowed His Pride by sunfiregod and Killerwhale Zeus and more Stories by Mesemer Eyezed

New story: From Jock to Faggot: How Austin Swallowed His Pride by sunfiregod and Killerwhale Zeus

Stories I'm reading: Mesmer Eyezed

• Hypnotic Robbery
• Massage or Hypnosis?
• Telepathic Mind Controller

Why Men Don't Ask for Directions

Seminal FARK

• Sperm has sense of smell
• Bull Semen Collector
• Soldiers want to freeze sperm before entering Lebanon
• "I do it daily and the best time for intercourse is between 2:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m.," says 88-year-old farmer father of newly-born baby boy.
• "Sperm Monologues": What to tell your unborn child--"Hey kid, if you're gay, you know whom to blame."

Jonathan Bennett--Ain't mean nor cheap nor wrecked.

Hypno/Muscle Day 9: Mesmer Eyezed

Stories I'm reading: Mesmer Eyezed

• Cure for a Bad Mood
• Misdirected Love Potion
• Wrong Line of Work

Gay-rights activists are rethinking tactics after a series of setbacks nationwide--You lose some, you win some. All politics is local. Work your way up.

Jack Black

• Spider-Jack
• Nick Kids promo vid
• Tribute by Tenacious D

Kyle Brandt--Jock, thespian, soap star

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 8: mcgarguy

New stories: mcgarguy

• The Cigar Event
• The Good Father
• Surrendering to a Cigar Induction

Smokin' Men--Did it just get warm in here?

What the FARK?

• "Operation new life. Kill family. Lose memory. Get adopted by a rich couple. It all starts."
• Is Ford's parting gift to ex-workers 'cruel joke'?
• Big Mother is Watching

Jason Shane Scott--He's a trooper

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 7: The Mission 19 by Randy Dragon and Stories by SlepNw

New story: The Mission 19 by Randy Dragon

Stories I'm Reading: SlepNw

• A Change of Careers
• Coldwar Hypno-Spy
• The Outing of Craig Smallwood

The Internet is for Porn--And don't you forget it.

What a FARKin' way to go

• "A massive amount of cocaine killed a woman who was carrying concealed drugs while she was in police custody, a coroner's inquest heard Wednesday."--Three guesses where.
• Dead to them--Bodies are "going unclaimed because relatives are either unwilling or unable to shoulder the responsibility or expense of burying the dead."
• Dying for one's art

Shawn Hatosy--He's hot to see, all right.

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 6: Cartoon Muscle

New artwork: Cartoon Muscle pics you may have missed when CYOC was down

Charity wants Britons to cum, I mean, come to Masturbate-a-thon

Religious City

• Evangelical Pastor Keeps Politics Out Of His Pulpit--As it should be. [c/o FARK.com]
• The Big Religion Chart--Denoting the denominations
• Creationists kicked out of Kansas school board --Hopefully for good
• "Keep your Jesus off my penis / and I'll keep my penis off of you" Salon
• This Week in God: Left Behind the video game [c/o ArsTechnica]

Jessica Alba--Summer sizzler [c/o Oliver Willis]

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 5: Jay Roberts

Stories I'm Reading: Jay Roberts

• From Band Leader to Band Master
• Oscar's Orgasm
• The Transylvanian Twins

And they said it couldn't be done...--Infamous quotes

George Lucas: YouTube Star War parodies can stay--Thank goodness or else we wouldn't have these.

• Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager: Episodes 1 and 2 are available online
• Darth Vader being a smartass [c/o Penny Arcade]
• Star Trek vs. Star Wars [c/o Insignificant Thoughts]

Franz Fleissner Photography--From fine art to fitness

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 4: xythan_shadow returns

New stories: xythan_shadow

• Choices
• Love Grows
• Lucky

Joe Lieberman: Fox News Democrat--He's a lapdog Salon

Evolutionary FARK

• Top Ten Myths About Evolution
• Cosmic Calendar--A year in our universe's life
• Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?--Creationists don't know shit.

Lou Joseph--Does justice to his nick "Silverback".

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 3: Texzilla redux

New stories: Texzilla

• The Return of the Barber (musc tf mc)
• The Sons of Hercules vs. Prometheus: The Original Frankenstein: 1 | 2 (musc fant)
• Transition into the Role: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (mm mc musc)

Johnny Depp and the dead men's chest called Hollywood--Gotta give props to Disney for letting Depp do his thing

Snakes. On A Plane.--"The [Cult] factor lies not in the shittiness of the film but in the agreement between moviemaker and moviegoer on the film's shittiness." Shit yeah. Salon

300 the Movie--Based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley, this film which recounts the Battle of Thermopylae looks goddamn hawt!

The Hoff--I respect any actor unafraid of self-parody. 'Sides, he'll always be Michael Knight to me.

Lucas Black--This Tokyo Drifter was one cute kid.

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 2: xythan_shadow

New stories: xythan_shadow

• The Amulet of the Four Gales
• Aphex
• A Christmas Story

One Year of Unnecessary Censorship

Penny Arcade Punnies

• The Essence of Mac
• Hap, Hap, Joy, Joy
• Jump for Jiminy
• Influent: Your Word of the Day
• What is delicious?

Micah LaCerte--Hunky model from EXRX.net

Hypno/Muscle Month Day 1: Texzilla

New stories: Texzilla

• Spiced Life: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Spiced Games: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• Spiced Days: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
• It Came from Outer Spice (musc tf scifi fant)
• The Road to Omar Noir: A Spice's Grandfather One-Shot (musc tf fant)

Winning and losing in Iraq [c/o FARK.com]

How queer

• How do homosexual animals evolve?
• Department of Defense says it erred in classifying homosexuality as mental disorder--Suuuure.
• Gay prince out of closet, loses inheritance

Spice Guys--Inspired by the Backdorm Boys