Saturday, May 26, 2007

New stores by John D., muscl4life and Redkage

New stories:

Jolly good show, aar matey--As someone who found Dead Man's Chest a tad strung out, I very much enjoyed At World's End mostly for tying up loose ends albeit in a rather complicated knot of plots (Salon). Nevertheless, it was the whole yarn of fun with Geoffrey Rush and Johnny Depp leading the fray. (And that Tom Hollander is so cute.) If Disney does decide to continue the franchise, I suggest they thread carefully and spin it off as this particular band of pirates' tale has been told. (By the way, don't leave the theater until after the credits are through.)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

New stories by muscl4life, BBMSN and John D.

New stories:

Shrek the Turd--Damn, I really had high hopes of getting the good laughs considering how much I enjoyed Shrek 2, but alas, the third time was the chump. Sure, the movie gave me some giggles (especially that Snow White scene), but its story wasn't anywhere as smart as its predecessors. Chris Miller's directorial debut was a dud.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

New stories by BBMSN, John D. and muscl4life

New stories:

Intellectual Property Protection Act of 2007--"Attempted" infringement to be double plus ungood

10 Most Common Passwords--That is, most hackable.

Fake Steve gets Real Book Deal

Monday, May 21, 2007

New stories by Texzilla, wbhulk and xythan_shadow

New stories:

Testosterone Tumbling in American Males

The fall of man--Impotence throughout the ages Salon

"Can I make fun of Los Angeles now?"--Metrosexuals on the loose Salon

Saturday, May 19, 2007

New stories by AbsMan420 and Glaucon55

New stories: Milk Man by AbsMan420 and The Milkman Cometh by Glaucon55

Websites of Muscle Growth Authors

Fracture--It's hard for me to imagine this movie stars the same Ryan Gosling from Young Hercules, a show I never expected anyone to break out from. (Remember Ian Bohen? I didn't.) Being nominated for an Oscar for Half Nelson and now holding his own against Oscar-winner Sir Anthony Hopkins, he's grown quite a lot as an actor (and a hottie!) since the last time I watched him in Murder by Numbers. Now I have to check out his movies I've missed. Salon

Friday, May 18, 2007

New stories by AbsMan420, BBMSN and wbhulk

New stories:

The Real Story of the Superheroes

My Super Ex-Girlfriend--Matt Saunders discovers to his dismay that hell hath no fury like a superwoman scorned. Stars Luke Wilson and Uma Thurman.

Superhero Day Jobs [c/o Boing Boing]

Thursday, May 17, 2007

New stories by AbsMan420, BBMSN and Wordshop

New stories:

Lucky You--I learned Texas Hold 'em from Celebrity Poker Showdown so I really enjoyed how the game scenes played out, but I won't bore you guys with my poker puns since I mainly went to this movie to ogle Eric Bana. Deal? D'oh! Salon

Monday, May 14, 2007

New stories by AbsMan420, BBMSN and Texzilla

New stories:

If only gay sex caused global warming--Why we're more scared of gay marriage and terrorism than a much deadlier threat.

Men 'rather die' than admit gay affairs [c/o]

T.R. Knight: I Was Told Not to Come Out

T.R. Knight in Grey's a Nut to Me

Sunday, May 13, 2007

New story: The Bulldawg Maker by AbsMan420

Happy Mother's Day

New story: It took a couple more months longer than I expected, but now I can finally announce the inclusion of one of my favorite authors evar, AbsMan420, to the site. Maybe I'll get to finish drawing the rest of Pollination: The Comic Book. (Don't I wish.) Read The Bulldawg Maker.

New morph: varanmac posted on YouTube this great transformation clip, which I decided to play around with.

New Company Announces Jesus Figurine Range--I'd rather have a Buddy Jesus statue.

Meet the Duggars, one nucular nuclear family--Dear Jim Bob, God said go forth and multiply, not exponentiate.

Atheist offers to send letters post-Rapture--Entrepreneurship at its best.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

New stories by BBMSN, Texzilla and Wordshop

New stories:

The Fountain--Thought to self upon leaving the theater: That. Was. Fucked. Up. Don't get me wrong, the visuals were amazing, Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz were great (as was seeing My Name is Earl's Ethan "Randy" Suplee as a frickin' doctor), and the story wrapped itself up admirably, but... man... what a head trip. I want whatever writer/director Darren Aronofsky was smokin' when he made this film.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

New stories by Londonboy, Redkage and Wordshop

New stories: I'm striking the iron while it's hot so say hello to Londonboy, Redkage and Wordshop.

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming--"The thought of being unable to seize the seven-headed serpent and hurl it into the abyss really keeps Me motivated," Christ said.

Good Friday, Awesome Friday--Totally.

Mr. Deity--Heaven, hell, the gang's all here.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

New story: Playing Around by toddmen8302

New story: Playing Around by toddmen8302

Student arrested for making videogame map of school--And the overreactions begin

Top 20 Gayest Video Game asks: Are they becoming a 'non-troversy'?

Who is this Sneak King around?--I would so buy this if I had an XBOX. Now only $0.99.

Friday, May 04, 2007

New story: Two new chapters of Warrior by Aardvark

New story: Two new chapters of Warrior by Aardvark

$67 Million Lawsuit: Lawyer Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers--Actually he was a judge, who endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort" over his missing pair of pants. 8| Check out the Custom Cleaners Defense Fund site, which will go live soon.

Ten Steps to Cell Phone Security--Things to do unless you'd like to be hit by a $26,000 bill.

Good Samaritan Canoeists Fined $85 Tickets--Thankfully, the prosecutor hasn't lost his common sense unlike Deputy Brown.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

New stories by BBMSN, John D. and muscl4life.

New stories: Over the next few weeks, I hope to bring online the entire musclegrowth story collections of BBMSN, John D. and muscl4life whom I'd like to welcome into the fold. In the meantime, let's start with these:

New morph: Getting a good night's rest.

Spider-Man 3--Sometimes there's nothing better than months of anticipation ending in a very satisfying culmination. I really hope the gang sticks around for at least one more flick, but with this movie already busting all previous budget records, it'd be interesting to see how the cast and crew's contract renegotiations will turn out.