Welcome to FanTCmonth!

New stories: It is with great pleasure that I announce that my site will be hosting the stories of FanTCman and CallMeCrazy.

• Ad Man by FanTCman
• The Jocking series by CallMeCrazy
• Jackpot by Max Mann
• Side Effects by wbhulk
• The next two chapters of Gorm the Galactic Slaver by Wolfpek

Old Morph: A boy wants to become Eric Priest

Best of Craigslist

• Dangling objects + kitten = Kill!
• What Craigslist taught me about penises and why it scares me...
• Why nice guys SUCK

Erik Fankhouser--As big as a house

New stories by cicero, Texzilla and Wolfpek

New stories:

• The Cash Master Diaries by cicero (mm mc oral anal)
• The first two chapters of Jekyll Genes: Labrat Addiction/Gymrat Withdrawal by Texzilla (mm musc tf oral anal)
• The first two chapters of Gorm the Galactic Slaver by Wolfpek (scifi)

Dihydrogen Monoxide--The latest terrorist threat!

Get a First Life--Then you can get a Second Life

Transparent Backgrounds--Tres kewl

The 90s Flowchart--Can't touch this

The Matrix XP Has You

New story: The Masturbation Chronicles: Tale No. 1 by glaucon

New artwork: Check out Amici Per La Pelle, my first comic translated into Italian by Ottovero

New story: The Masturbation Chronicles: Tale No. 1 by glaucon (mm nc humil)

Stories I'm Reading: Naughtily nic

• Bad Santa (nc)
• Santa's Silent Day (bdsm fant)
• What Santa Knows (auth inc)

Bush screws the Country--Literally [c/o AMERICABlog]

French protest 2007--Pourquoi? [c/o FARK.com]

Darwin Awards 2006

New story: Testing Sequence by wbhulk

New story: Testing Sequence by wbhulk (musc mc)

Stories I'm Reading:

• At the Christmas Party (mt oral anal)
• Christmas Day (mt)
• Present for Santa (mt oral anal)

Eggnog Recipes--These look very enticing. Salon

New story: The Nutritionist 3 by Aardvark

New story: The Nutritionist 3 by Aardvark (ap musc mc)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Brendan's Christmas Wish
• Home for Christmas
• Terry's Christmas

A Michael Moore Christmas--At least this was a joke, this wasn't.

New story: Little Friends 9 by MReyes8320

New story: Little Friends 9 by MReyes8320 (mm mc asfr musc oral anal)

Stories I'm Reading: A Family Christmas Tradition

• I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (mt inc oral anal)
• My Gift (mt tt inc oral anal)
• Open Your Present (mb oral inc)

A Special Christmas Box--Justin Timberlake and Andy Samburg deliver the goods. Kudos to NBC for posting the uncensored clip. [c/o Boing Boing]

New story: A Hypno Christmas Gift by mcgarguy

New story: A Hypno Christmas Gift by mcgarguy (hypno)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Christmas Milking (fant)
• The Crystal Christmas Tree (mm fant)
• Sex Candy (tb oral anal fant inc)

Make room for Jesus and Santa on Christmas--Just ask the boys of South Park [c/o FARK.com]

New story: Power Grab by wbhulk

New story: Power Grab by wbhulk (mm musc mc)

Hacking Democracy--The HBO documentary Diebold didn't want you see. I wonder why. [c/o Slashdot]

Was the 2004 Presidential Elections stolen?

The Political Compass--Which way do you point?

Happy Hallo-Week 2006!

New stories:

• The Great Pumpin's Trick or Treat by Texzilla (tf fant)
• Soul of the Internet 2: Webcam by LanceFan2001 (musc mast)
• Ghost by wbhulk (mm musc fant)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Halloween Forever (mm oral anal fant)
• Halloween Reunion (fant)
• Halloween Tree (fant)

Tricks and Treats

• Who's Afraid of Halloween? [c/o FARK.com]
• Apple-bobbing at the Cheney's [Thanks Pete!]
• 13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants [Thanks Michelle!]
• Crappiest Halloween costume [c/o FARK.com]
• Men of Mortuaries--They're drop dead gorgeous.

New story: Pollination by zulator

New story: Pollination by zulator (tf musc fant)

Stories I'm Reading: CYOC Body Swap (Copy and paste the links in another window/tab to view the stories directly.)

• Becoming the Boy Next Door
• Into U
• Smokin'

Gender and development [c/o FARK.com]

• Study: Sexual Desire is in Your Genes
• Gene mutation turns girls into boys
• Drop in Testosterone Levels in U.S. Men, Study Finds
• The Sexy, Healthy Scent of a Man
• Subliminal Nude Pictures Focus Attention

New story: Alien Greenhouse by toddmen8302

New story: Alien Greenhouse by toddmen8302 (musc scifi)

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• The Milking Pens
• The Second Start
• Triple Trouble

Religious City

• A Country Ruled by Faith--Bush's faith-biased initiatives [c/o Andrew Sullivan]
• Bishops Draft Rules on Ministering to Gays--"The nation’s Roman Catholic bishops have drafted new guidelines for ministry to gay people that affirm church teaching against same-sex relationships, marriages and adoptions by gay couples, yet encourage parishes to reach out to gay Catholics who feel alienated by their church." NYT
• De Worser Bijbel--"A new Bible translation is causing controversy after it cut out difficult parts surrounding economic justice, possessions and money." [c/o FARK.com]

New story: Muscle, Fur and Vengeance by xythan_shadow

New story: Muscle, Fur and Vengeance by xythan_shadow (mm musc tf)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Demon Dad
• Lucifer's Embrace
• Pact with Satan

Sex-Ed Up [c/o FARK.com]

• Sex ed gets a lot sexier at Canadian university--"An undergraduate program at Canada's august University of Toronto offers discussions on flogging, restraint, and role-play, as well as an arts course called 'Queerly Canadian.'"
• Kindergartners get sex ed classes--Startin' 'em young, huh?
• Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation

New story: Silas by svankmaj

New story: Silas by svankmaj (mm fant best)

Stories I'm Reading:

• Captain Invisible
• Invisible
• One Week Invisible

Keith on Habeas Corpus

• "Your words are lies, Sir. They are lies, that imperil us all."
• The Day Habeas Corpus Died
• "Why does Habeas Corpus hate America?"

New story: What Are Friends For by zulator and Body Swap Stories by dfbbear

New story: What Are Friends For by zulator (body swap)

Stories I'm Reading: dfbbear

• Be Careful What You Wish For
• I'll Never Leave You
• Sanchez and the Army Base

Tom in Paris--He also runs this one.

New story: Lighting Up a Couple of Cubans by Texzilla

New story: Lighting Up A Couple of Cubans by Texzilla (mm tf)

Stories I'm Reading: Tommyhawk

• Ah's House of Bottled Dreams
• The Discontented Pixie
• While Dragons Sleep

Car dust art--Better than this, definitely. [c/o FARK.com]

New story: The Pawn Shop by zulator

New story: The Pawn Shop by zulator (mm body swap anal)

Heckuva job, Bushie--Your 61% disapproval is quite an achievement.

Tech Tuesday [c/o FARK.com]

• Open source's opened sores--Google's Code Search exposes programmer anger
• A Brief History of Computers, As Seen in Old TV Ads
• Microsoft Media Player shreds your rights

Freedom Is Not Free 2007 Calendar--Masticable military muscle [c/o Andrew Sullivan]

New story: Daddy and Son by xythan_shadow

New story: Daddy and Son by xythan_shadow (mm musc tf)

War: What is it good for?--The Daily Show's John Oliver noses for answers

In FARK we trust

• Christian BA employee suspended for wearing cross necklace
• "The deep truth is that the elites in the Republican Party have pure contempt for the evangelicals who put their party in power."
• "Opepay antsway otay ingbray ackbay Atinlay Assmay"--No effin' way.

A religious high

New story: Jekyll Gene HM - The Bottle Blonde Contagion by Texzilla

New story: Jekyll Gene HM - The Bottle Blonde Contagion by Texzilla (mm musc tf)

The Coming Gay Republican Purge--Knocking on the Log Cabin Republican's door

Animal FARK-net

• Birds and bees may be gay--How will parents teach their kids about sex now?
• Quintple-X L speedo entangles dolphin--And somewhere out there is a huge-ass naked man.
• Meerkats murdered because they bit a girl who "crawled over a driftwood barrier, climbed up more than 3 feet of artificial rock and reached over 4 feet of Plexiglas to get her arm into the exhibit."--Oy.

The War of the Words: The Story of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders--Oh, the humanity!

New story: It Runs in Your Jeans by zulator

New story: It Runs in Your Jeans by zulator (body swap)

Opus Gay--The Daily Show exposes the Homosexual Agenda

What the FARK?

• Grandmother arrested for stealing football 'for revenge'
• Remember the Alimony--Should a man still pay it to his ex who is now a man?
• Pink duds have inmates vowing to reform

Muggers get mugged--Oh, what a sweet takedown.

New story: Taking Tabor by cicero

New story: Taking Tabor by cicero (mm oral anal)

Paging Mark Foley--As only the Daily Show can

The Gayly News

• Indians urge repeal of gay sex ban
• Judge rules gay R.I. couple has right to marry in Massachusetts
• "A 13-year-old student was failed after she refused to write an assignment on life in a gay community, because of her religious and moral beliefs." [c/o FARK.com]

Live-r Die--When you have a "bad" liver

New story: What's the Frequency 3 by lemapp

New story: What's the Frequency 3 by lemapp (body swap)

The Daily Show on...

• Republican Congressman Mark Foley's folly
• Gays in the Military
• Net Neutrality

New story: The Clothes by zulator

New story: The Clothes by zulator (body swap)

A kiss is just a kiss?--Not if it's a gay kiss.

Women scorned

• For this insurance company, Ms. Smith is better off dead--That way, they don't have to keep paying her medical bills.
• Woman convicted of a crime she did not commit finally cleared
• Does sex really sell? Perhaps not to women.

Get Perpendicular--Cute infomercial song

New story: Lost Soul of the Bucktown Gym by Texzilla

New story: Lost Soul of the Bucktown Gym by Texzilla (mm fant)

Papa Don't Preach--Oh Benedict, thanks for nuthin'.

In FARK we trust

• Soldiers for Christ--Who's their God now?
• IRS cracks down on politically-active churches--'Bout frickin' time.
• In England's Nottingham Cemetery, Mecca-facing graves given to all "regardless of their religion" if they "do not express a preference."

10 Ways to Freak Out Your Date [Thanks Michelle!]

New story: What's the Frequency 2 by lemapp

New story: What's the Frequency 2 by lemapp (body swap)

Miniature Earth--An eye-opening look at our global village.

How to Be Sizzling Hot - Guide for Men

The Thagomizer--The Far Side makes paleontological history. [c/o Fark.com]

New story: The Awakening of a Succubus by zulator

New story: The Awakening of a Succubus by zulator (body swap)

Heroes--Oh God, this is right up my alley, and it stars cutie Greg Grunberg as a cop to boot.

Olbermann is the Man

• "Have you no sense of decency, sir?"
• "May this country forgive you."
• "The President of the United States owes this country an apology."

John Travolta's Canadian Kiss [Thanks Hector!]

New story: Beta Testing the Jekyll Gene by Texzilla

New story: Beta Testing the Jekyll Gene by Texzilla (mm musc tf)

Bent Blog

Top 10 Women to Avoid and Top 10 Men to Avoid

You were duly warned...

New story: Cup A Joe by zulator

New story: Cup A Joe by zulator (body swap)

Stories I'm Reading: Oh, Brother

• Grubby Big Brother
• I'm My Brother's Bitch
• Virgin Brother

Made in Brazil--Brazilianizing the world, one day at a time.

Religious City

• Pope 'deeply sorry' for Muslim fury--I know he wants to regress the Catholic Church to pre-Vatican II days but the Crusades is a wee overboard.
• Conservative Rabbis Predict Gay Ban Will Fall, Canadian Shuls Weigh Split With Movement [c/o Andrew Sulllivan]
• Humans 'hardwired for religion'

Tony means it too...

New story: The Cane by zulator

New story: The Cane by zulator (body swap)

The Last Star Wars Supper

Really, Jesus [c/o FARK.com]

• The Japanese Jesus Trail
• Jesus the Rabbi painting not welcome
• Furious evolution debate hits Kenyan museum
• Harry Potter: "King of Darkness"--According to the Vatican's Chief Exorcist
• Jesus wants a hug--So give him one

The Good Shepherd

New story: The Mission 20 by Randy Dragon

New story: The Mission 20 by Randy Dragon (mm military)

4x6 Art--A really cute idea pays off big time [c/o Boing Boing]

Mac/PC TV ad spoofs--And BTW, I'm a Mac.

• Ctrl-Alt-Deleted
• The Lost Mac Ads
• TrueNuff stuff

How to Lose the 'ums' and 'ahs' from Your Speech [c/o kottke.org]

New story: And Then There Are Daddies by Texzilla

New story: And Then There Are Daddies by Texzilla (mm ap)

Queerly Written--The blog of Queer Expressions, a site with a South Louisana twist

The Daily Show on the Prince Charles Scandal--Watch Colbert and Stewart lose it big time

Top 10 Stupidest As-Seen-On-TV ads

Para Para Paradise--Dance Dance Revolution for dorks

If only it were this easy

New story: Papa Bear and Droidboy by Purplebootsgywr

New story: Papa Bear and Droidboy by Purplebootsgywr (mm mc asfr rubber scifi)

Crikey! Steve Irwin is dead

Today's weird hypno links are brought to you by...

• Thought-reading implants [c/o Fark.com]
• Alopecia Areata
• Unix

Instant Gruel--"Please sir... may I have s'more?"

New story: The Sons of Hercules Vs. Prometheus: The Original Frankenstein 3 by Texzilla

New story: The Sons of Hercules Vs. Prometheus: The Original Frankenstein 3 by Texzilla (fant)

Really, Jesus [c/o FARK.com]

• Vatican slams new method of creating stem cells--They really want a monopoly on playing God, don't they?
• Christian zealots destroy ancient Arctic petroglyphs
• Catholic Church takes the "fun" out of funerals
• Wrestling for Jesus
• Armor of God Pajamas--OMG, WTF?

Busted for crack