New stories by Eigh, Wrestlr, Braun1 and muscl4life, AbsMan420 and BBMSN

New stories: I am very proud to welcome two of my favorite hypnosis authors--Eigh and Wrestlr. I would've welcomed them sooner, but I ran out of server space for their stories.

• The Mysterious Amulet of Palukahn by Eigh
• Team Entrancement and Fraternity Induction by Wrestlr
• The New Supermen by AbsMan420
• Stranger Within by Braun1 and muscl4life
• Goth Valley by BBMSN

Stories I'm reading: Jocks

• Fratbrats Whip Out A Ruler
• Sleeping with the Enemy
• Spanish Gym

Creationists Silence Critics with DMCA--With fake takedown requests at that.

Teen Christians campaign against pop culture

2,000 Years Later: Jesus Gets His Day in Court

What would Jesus do? He'd probably tell them all to shut the hell up.

Prison Libraries Pulling Books On Faith

New story: Ultimate Fucker by Magus

New story: Marvel at the muscle magic of Magus, my site's newset contributor. Read Ultimate Fucker.

Brain Study: Concussions Caused Benoit's Rage--Unfortunately, he'll forever be associated with steriods.

We win some...

• FEC Won't Regulate Political Blogging--Conservative pundit John Bambanek's pathetic gambit backfires.
• Judge Rules Provisions of Patriot Act Unconstitutional--Says no FBI's National Security Letters.
• Bremer Provides Letters to 'NYT' To Dispute Bush Claim--Nobody likes being thrown under a bus.

We lose some...

• "All I could think of was 9/11."--And with that, the terrorists have won. Heckuva job, Bushie. Too bad for anyone caught speaking Arabic.
• Bush knew Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction Salon
• Feds OK Fee for Priority Web Traffic--The Department of Justice says, 'Trust us.'

National Security Archive Sues to Recover 5 Million Missing White House E-mails--It's sad that it even has to come to this point.

New story: My Roommate's Body 7 by Londonboy

New story: My Roommate's Body 7 by Londonboy

Pavarotti dies at 71--Here's to you big guy.

Blitz Craig

• Craig steps up efforts to stay in Senate
• GOP touts swift action on Craig--Still got blindedsided.
• Craig reversal angers GOP colleagues

Republican Culture of Corruption: 2007 So Far--Anybody got the goods on the Dems?

Respect mah authoritah!

• Annapolis Police Raid Wrong Apartment
• He called cops - they beat, cuffed him
• Nailed-in-the-head man nailed in the ass for speeding to hospital

If I Blog It They Will Come--Online experiment to get Kevin Costner to visit his blog a success.

New story: Jason Love by Aardvark

New story: Jason Love by Aardvark

Call to regulate the net rejected

The Web is killing the TV star

• An Open Letter to NBC re: Leaving Apple’s iTunes Store
• "It's over now. Your business model was a historical anomaly built on scarcity of a valuable resource and the willingness of a small group of network operators to not slit each other's throats and to collaborate in exploiting the content producers."--A look at why TV video doesn't stand a chance against web video
• Don't Break the Internet: NBC's Bad Idea Gets Worse When You Look at It

Viacom: Fair Use Is What We Say It Is

Doney Kong vs. King Kong

If you thought software patents were bad...--Can movie scripts be patented?

New story: An American Muscleman in London 16 by Londonboy

New story: An American Muscleman in London 16 by Londonboy

Creationist brainwashing--It scares me that an entire generation of kids is growing up believing this shit.

LA Times religious reporter loses faith--The truth shall set you free?

Century Village unit criticized for spending $11,000 to alter elevator for Sabbath--How does pressing a button constitute work when walking up a flight of stairs doesn't?

Megachurch founding pastors to seek divorce--Do as we say, not as we do.

Mother: Dress Code Unfairly Targets Religion--Uh, no it doesn't. "The policy states there are to be no logos or slogans on a shirt."

Malaysia paper apologizes over Jesus photo--Interesting turnabout.

It's praying men, Alleluia! It's praying men. Amen!--Never thought I see a hot priest calendar, but then it's probably too good to be true.

New story: My Roommate's Body 6 by Londonboy

New story: My Roommate's Body 6 by Londonboy

Gay Ol' Party

• Craig announcing resignation today
• Iowa court rules same-sex couples can marry--It got shut down quick but not quick enough.
• The Family Research Council's Back To School Kit (No, Really)

Report Finds Little Progress On Iraq Goals

Iraq'd

• The Great Iraq Swindle--How Bush Allowed an Army of For-Profit Contractors to Invade the U.S. Treasury
• Iraq corruption whistleblowers face penalties
• Who's profiting from the Iraq war?
• Officer's 2005 Suicide A Painful Reminder of Corruption in Iraq
• Witnesses in Army trial killed in crash

Soldiers pen a jaw-dropping NYT op-ed about the war in Iraq

Soldier answers a new call to battle

Story I'm Reading: Juvenile Delinquents by stimle

Story I'm reading: Juvenile Delinquents by stimle (mt oral anal nc drug underwear)

Free Kenneth Foster--He's sentenced to die for not killing a person. UPDATE: Gov. Perry grants him a reprieve.

Craig's dissed--Still absolutely, unequivocally and emphatically 'not gay'

• Top Republicans want pol in toilet tempest to quit
• "I wish Craig's voting record and political positions were such that he was not helping to damn other people to the same sort of fate."
• Olbermann Re-Enacts Senator Craig Bathroom Scene

Tips for tricks

• Some advice for those who tell stall tales
• Tapping Into The Secrets Of the Stall
• Secret Signals: How Gay Men Cruise for Sex

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

New story: My Roommate's Body 5 by Londonboy

New story: My Roommate's Body 5 by Londonboy

Going, going, Gonzo...--So long, "Fredo"

• Why did Gonzales resign? Salon
• Fired attorney: Rove, Gonzales resignations 'absolutely linked'
• Justice Department Resignation Roll Call

The Dorks Behind Penny Arcade, an Obscure Webcomic Turned Vidgame Empire

Are you who you say you are?

• Police Blotter: Fake gay Hotornot profile draws suit
• Student's fake profile of principal no reason for ouster, court rules
• An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.

BarMonkey v5.0--I, for one, welcome our new bartending overlords.

New story: Kegger! by Purplebootsgywr

New story: Kegger! by Purplebootsgywr

Front Line: Drug Wars

ACLU sues DEA on behalf of truck whose money was seized--So this is how they're funding the Drug War now.

Florida prosecutor refuses to drop drug charges against man with legal prescriptions even after appeals courts overturned his conviction--What a jerk.

Man Suffering From Pain Might Be Granted Clemency--"The sad irony is that while Paey is allowed to self-medicate in prison, it was his self-medicating that got him there."

DrugWarRant

New story: Making a Fool of Himself by Purplebootsgywr

New story: Making a Fool of Himself by Purplebootsgywr

Vendor Arrested For 'Impeach Him' Buttons--"A 74-year-old retired mathematician who sells anti-Bush buttons at a Maryland farmers' market has become a symbol of free speech to some people. Others say Alan McConnell is a nuisance."

Feds Pay $80,000 Over Anti-Bush T-Shirts

Feelin' safer yet?

• White House Manual Details How to Deal With Protesters
• "When Democratic leaders follow along with Bush's plan to eavesdrop on Americans, it's BAAAAAAD."
• Why is the Democratic Congress so unpopular? Salon
• FISA: U.S. must release surveillance records
• Alarm at US right to highly personal data
• CREW sues White House over refusal to respond
• Report: Loss of White House Emails "Most Serious Breach" in Record Law's History
• Justice argues for withholding Bush records

Faux News--Speaks true.

New story: The Biggest Man of Them All by muscl4life

New story: The Biggest Man of Them All by muscl4life

The Artful Seducer--Meet Erik Von Markovik, master pick-up artist. Salon

For better, no, just worse

• Woman fired for DNA test on hubby's skivvies
• Woman stabs estranged husband during sex
• Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

The battle of the blab is a draw, psychologists say in new study

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

Who Sleeps Around? Scientists Know

New stories by BBMSN, Londonboy and zulator

New stories:

• Andy 11: Andy and the Goths by BBMSN
• My Roommate's Body 4 by Londonboy
• My Senior Year by zulator

Your Favorite Tech Gadgets Exposed!

The Joy of Tech

• Parental Controls
• A Green Home Gym
• Obesity Loves Company

3D Mailbox: Worst. App. Ever.

Medium well laptop

Friends don't let friends smash bottles of WD-40

New story: The Shy Guy by GoodFortune

New story: I don't know whether it's luck or fate that led me to discover GoodFortune whom I'd like to welcome aboard. Read The Shy Guy (mm mt tb mb oral anal inc ap ar musc cockloss gainer tf coll).

How Antonio Taguba, who investigated the Abu Ghraib scandal, became one of its casualties--He's a salt of the earth.

Iraq'd

• What Every American Should Know About Iraq
• Surge of Suicide Bombers: Iraq's 'Martyr' Factory
• Weapons Given to Iraq Are Missing
• Saudis' role in Iraq insurgency outlined
• Jailed for upholding law at Guantánamo

Missing Soldier's Wife Faces Deportation--The judge has put off the hearings until her husband returns.

New stories: Old Man Stevens 4 by Londonboy and Return of the Barber Part 15: Up To Code by Texzilla

New stories: Old Man Stevens 4 by Londonboy and Return of the Barber Part 15: Up To Code by Texzilla

"My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people."

Transgender

• Pakistani Husband Accused of Being Woman
• Sex change official among 6 Sarasota city manager finalists--Though she was seriously considerd, Susan Stanton didn't get the job."It's just too soon. It's too soon for a transgendered city manager. ... I just don't think the world is ready just yet."
• Chinese-made gender-bent dolls confuse Russian children

Singapore bans photo exhibition on gays, lesbians kissing

Kissing can go to the dogs, most North Americans say

Alimony provides a same-sex union test

New story: Surfer Kid by John D.

New story: Surfer Kid by John D.

GayGamer.net offline following hate attack

AT&T blocks Pearl Jam's Bush slam--They admit to having censored other bands too.

The Neutral Net

• Is network neutrality a fake issue? Not if you want to watch the BBC
• This Anti-Net Neutrality Report Would Not Be Possible Without Generous Underwriting From AT&T--Lyin' lobbyists
• AT&T Censors Pearl Jam: Nothing to do with Net Neutrality--But everything to do with money despite their claims at stupidity

A Gateway for Hackers: The Security Threat in the New Wiretapping Law

The $200 Billion Rip-Off: The US's broadband future was stolen

New stories: My Roommate's Body 3 and Old Man Stevens 3 by Londonboy

New stories: My Roommate's Body 3 and Old Man Stevens 3 by Londonboy

Mom presses schools to ban books with 'sins, lies'--Strange that the site no longer has the original article yet it retains various reactions to it.

U.S. Mint goofs again, strikes dollar coins without "In God We Trust" inscription--No, it's not a conspiracy.

Row over opening gates to Hell

New stories: An American Muscleman in London 15 and Old Man Stevens 2 by Londonboy

New stories: An American Muscleman in London 15 and Old Man Stevens 2 by Londonboy

Ten out of ten

• 'Perfect 10' Also Apparently the IQ of Perfect 10 Founder--After losing their copyright infringement case against Google, they then turned their sights on Microsoft. Talk about attention-whoring.
• 10 drinks men should never order--What does your drink say about you?
• The Male Scale: 10 Archetypes
• Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature
• The Straight Scoop: 10 Stars You Won't Believe Aren't Gay
• Ten Reasons Why American Children Should Not Be Allowed to Read Comics
• How to get a straight jock in 10 easy steps
• 10 Wicked Awesome Webcomics--I've already got 5 in my bookmarks, including the irrevent Perry Bible Fellowship
• The Ten Most Common Photographic Mistakes
• The 10 most dangerous toys of all time

New story: Return of the Barber 14: Character Issues by Texzilla

New story: Return of the Barber 14: Character Issues by Texzilla

Just The Facts About Online Youth Victimization--Basically, the "victimization" is overblown, but parents and guardians still shouldn't shirk their personal responsilibities. Also, all the OMG-think-of-the-children hysteria ought not trample on adults' rights.

Kids these days

• 19-year-old allegedy rapes 14-year-old--"I’ll rape him if he doesn’t have sex with me."
• 16-year-old pointing loaded gun for fun arrested
• 11-year-old girl arrested for DUI
• 8-year-old boy accused of three murders
• 3-year-old shoots 6-year-old--Startin' 'em young, huh?

Unruly schoolboys or sex offenders?

New stories by Londonboy, Redkage and zulator

New stories:

• Arrogant No More by zulator
• Check and Mate by Redkage
• My Roommate's Body by Londonboy

"You won't need to eavesdrop to hear this: I voted for you assholes because you said you were against shit like this."--I had hopes the Democrats would be the lesser of two evils, but now it's clear with the amendments to FISA that they're just as bad as the Republicans.

Salon

• The Iraq war is lost
• Bush and Cheney's tortured secrecy
• How a good vs. evil mentality destroyed the Bush presidency

FBI May Have Broken the Law 1,000 Times in Surveilling Americans--Didn't they make assurances that the Patriot Act won't be abused?

'Signing Statements' Study Finds Administration Has Ignored Laws

Steve Jobs presents: The iRack

New stories: Rogue Gain 4 by Titan and Warrior 5 by Aardvark

New stories: Rogue Gain 4 by Titan and Warrior 5 by Aardvark

51-Year-Old Woman Mistakenly Jailed For Nine Days

Woman dies when electric company cuts off power to her home--and oxygen machine.

Tragic Catch-911 for dying woman